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I'm not a small guy

Postby 10sun » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:26 pm

I'm 6'2" and by no means a wisp @ 190 pounds.

Add my foul weather gear & backpack and you are looking at closer to two hundred and ten pounds of a big bulk.

How the fuck do you not see me when I am in the crosswalk in front of your fucking car?
Don't forget about the stop sign either cunt.

Just because you are daddy's little princess does not mean that you can go around hitting people with your car and driving away. I saw you yapping away on your cell phone and talking to your passenger at the same time. If I see you or your car again, I will not hesitate to leave a dent with my foot in your door.
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Menlaan » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:47 pm

You've had a bad month, man
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby 10sun » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:18 pm

I wouldn't say I've had a bad month because
I bumped into someone who makes me look forward to my free time.
I scored two tickets to an OSU home game.
My midterms so far have turned out to be As and a B.
and my boss told me he wants to keep me on as long as possible and I've got another month at least before I'm officially let go.

But getting hit by a car on a rainy day and generally feeling like shit the past couple days isn't great either.

So its the good with the bad and this was just icing on the cake.

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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:23 pm

At least you didn't get jumped by 4 niggers.
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby 10sun » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:27 pm

It was only 2 sorority girls & daddy's car, I don't which is worse.
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Diekan » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:18 pm

10sun wrote:It was only 2 sorority girls & daddy's car, I don't which is worse.


Oh wow.... yeah.... dumber than a box of hair and more narcissistic than Sly Stallone. If it was for the ole "sex for grades" I would bet that 75% of them wouldn't graduate. There isn't much out there dumber than a sorority girl.
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Harrison » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:32 pm

Is there a stereotype that you DON'T believe is true?
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby 10sun » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:15 pm

Harrison wrote:Is there a stereotype that you DON'T believe is true?


I have two Sorority sisters in my Spanish class.

Usually they showed up to class 10 minutes late talking a mile a minute to one another disrupting the entire class and expecting to have people accommodate them when there are not two seats sitting next to one another.

Today they show up, real quiet and hush hush like. One of them has a hoody over her head drawn tight with huge aviator shades on.

She told the TA really quiet that they would not be sticking around for class that day and they only came to turn in their homework. The TA asked why and why she was dressed so absurdly. The other sorority sister curtly replied, "Think Brittany"... which made the entire class burst out loud in laughter because we can only assume she got a bad haircut and was consequently too embarassed to be out in public, let alone sit through a class because of it. The TA answered properly by saying, "This is an unexcused absence, haha!".

I love my Spanish TA.

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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Tikker » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:36 pm

10sun wrote:I love my Spanish TA.

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I like pretty much any flavour of T & A
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Menlaan » Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:37 am

10sun wrote:
Harrison wrote:Is there a stereotype that you DON'T believe is true?


I have two Sorority sisters in my Spanish class.

Usually they showed up to class 10 minutes late talking a mile a minute to one another disrupting the entire class and expecting to have people accommodate them when there are not two seats sitting next to one another.

Today they show up, real quiet and hush hush like. One of them has a hoody over her head drawn tight with huge aviator shades on.

She told the TA really quiet that they would not be sticking around for class that day and they only came to turn in their homework. The TA asked why and why she was dressed so absurdly. The other sorority sister curtly replied, "Think Brittany"... which made the entire class burst out loud in laughter because we can only assume she got a bad haircut and was consequently too embarassed to be out in public, let alone sit through a class because of it. The TA answered properly by saying, "This is an unexcused absence, haha!".

I love my Spanish TA.

-Adam


Haha, that's awesome
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Diekan » Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:06 am

Sorority sister 1: Omg omg Britney did you see what Kyle did last night?
Sorority sister 2: omg no!
Sorority sister 1: Well he took Samantha out to dinner and forgot his daddies Platinum card! He had to pay for our dinner with his gold card
Sorority sister 2: omg no way! omg!
Sorority sister1: I was like sooo embarased. I mean I know that waiter guy thought I was poor or something!
Sorority sister 2: Omg what did you do?
Sorority sister 1: omg i like dumped him what do you think? (giggles).

Sorority girls are like sheep, they do what they senior sisters tell them, wear what they tell them, date who they tell them, carry themselves as they are told. They don't go to college to LEARN anything, they go to meet and marry a rich frat boy. They go to college because it's what mommy and daddy expect of them.

Yes, most sorority girls are in fact dumber than fuck, yes, most of them are shallow pretentious narcissists.

At least the athletes have an excuse for acting like the world revolves around them... the sorority girl only has.... "but but... but I'm pretty!"

Anyone who's spent any amount of time on a real college campus knows this... this is indeed one stereotype that holds very true.
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Trielelvan » Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:57 am

Unless they come from Omega Mu...
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Diekan » Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:38 pm

Oh there are definitely some decent sororities out there. I doubt the stereotype fits with the sororities found at places like MIT... but you know by and large at most schools - that's exactly what they're like.
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Trielelvan » Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:17 pm

True enough, but I was referring to the Omega Mu fat-chick sorority from the movie "Revenge of the Nerds" ;)
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Arlos » Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:57 pm

4 best comedies of the 80s? Better off Dead, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Ghostbusters?


And as for sorority chicks, sometimes it holds true, sometimes it doesn't. It's like any other stereotype.

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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Jay » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:38 pm

Diekan wrote:Sorority sister 1: Omg omg Britney did you see what Kyle did last night?
Sorority sister 2: omg no!
Sorority sister 1: Well he took Samantha out to dinner and forgot his daddies Platinum card! He had to pay for our dinner with his gold card
Sorority sister 2: omg no way! omg!
Sorority sister1: I was like sooo embarased. I mean I know that waiter guy thought I was poor or something!
Sorority sister 2: Omg what did you do?
Sorority sister 1: omg i like dumped him what do you think? (giggles).

Sorority girls are like sheep, they do what they senior sisters tell them, wear what they tell them, date who they tell them, carry themselves as they are told. They don't go to college to LEARN anything, they go to meet and marry a rich frat boy. They go to college because it's what mommy and daddy expect of them.

Yes, most sorority girls are in fact dumber than fuck, yes, most of them are shallow pretentious narcissists.

At least the athletes have an excuse for acting like the world revolves around them... the sorority girl only has.... "but but... but I'm pretty!"

Anyone who's spent any amount of time on a real college campus knows this... this is indeed one stereotype that holds very true.


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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby 10sun » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:41 pm

Delta Delta Delta ftw.

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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Narrock » Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:07 pm

Arlos wrote:4 best comedies of the 80s? Better off Dead, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Ghostbusters?


And as for sorority chicks, sometimes it holds true, sometimes it doesn't. It's like any other stereotype.

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OMG you left out "The Breakfast Club" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Tikker » Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:37 pm

breakfast club wasn't a comedy

he did forget evil dead2 tho
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby 10sun » Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:55 pm

oh.
my TA is a fag.
He plays an Alliance mage in WoW.
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Lyion » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:10 am

Arlos wrote:4 best comedies of the 80s? Better off Dead, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Ghostbusters?


Add Stripes in there for the five fecta, and the general audience concurs.
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Tossica » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:15 pm

Arlos wrote:4 best comedies of the 80s? Better off Dead, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Ghostbusters?

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Wrong. I don't think those films are even in my top 20 fave comedies from the 80's. Maybe Revenge of the Nerds but Real Genius? Fail.
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Arlos » Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:49 pm

How can Ghostbusters and Better Off Dead not be even in your top 20 comedies?!?!?

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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Tossica » Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:41 pm

Arlos wrote:How can Ghostbusters and Better Off Dead not be even in your top 20 comedies?!?!?

-Arlos



Because there are at least 20 films that are better? I like both films and both are classics but...
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Re: I'm not a small guy

Postby Arlos » Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:43 pm

I can't even begin to imagine what you'd have rated more highly. Especially not 20 comedies more highly rated.

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