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Postby Narrock » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:15 am

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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby Evermore » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:32 am

you realize this is true of most meats. if properly handled this wont happen. this is why you cook it.

btw pour a coke on a car and watch..
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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby Narrock » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:35 am

I'm pouring coke on all my meat from now on before I even think about cooking it.
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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby Martrae » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:12 am

Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:00 am

Martrae wrote:http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/porkworm.asp



the proof is in that picture on the bottom
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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby Narrock » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:31 pm

I'm gonna buy a pork chop and pour coke on it.
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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby Martrae » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:33 pm

Won't your hands become 'unclean' if you touch pork?
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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby Narrock » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:40 pm

I'll use surgical gloves. ;)
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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:46 pm

hahahah that was funny
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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby Evermore » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:37 am

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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:39 am

man i was talking to snero about this the other day

people are too careful. it's no wonder people get so sick all the time, they have no immunities because everyone's so damned scared of getting sick that they repel every germ possible so when one gets in it just knocks you on your ass.
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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby Zanchief » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:43 am

Gypsiyee wrote:man i was talking to snero about this the other day

people are too careful. it's no wonder people get so sick all the time, they have no immunities because everyone's so damned scared of getting sick that they repel every germ possible so when one gets in it just knocks you on your ass.


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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:55 am

if you're talking about snerp, it was me who was complaining about people being too germaphobic - he told me i'm going to test my luck one too many times and to not seek out germs, as if not being afraid of them meant that i was rubbing raw chicken all over myself while singing naked in a mudfield with people with birdflu =p
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Re: Fuck Pork

Postby Zanchief » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:05 pm

You probably shoudn't do that.
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