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Christmas Funny

Postby Lyion » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:28 pm

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees"!

"What powerful rivers"!

"What beautiful animals"!

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

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At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
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"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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Re: Christmas Funny

Postby Tikker » Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:15 pm

no christmas detected
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Re: Christmas Funny

Postby Zanchief » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:56 pm

Lyion, you are humourless.
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Re: Christmas Funny

Postby Narrock » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:58 pm

:lol: Good one Lyion.
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Re: Christmas Funny

Postby Lyion » Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:18 am

For the Heathen Canadians:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E

This guy is pretty good.
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Re: Christmas Funny

Postby Tikker » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:17 am

ahh, right wing humour

racist based hate propoganda thinly veiled as humour!


bravo
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Re: Christmas Funny

Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:33 pm

Tikker wrote:ahh, right wing humour

racist based hate propoganda thinly veiled as humour!


bravo


How in the hell do you even remotely consider that to be "racist-based hate propaganda?" It was not racist, and yes it was funny. You're either putting on an act, or you have your head buried in your ass. I'm trying to figure which one it is about you. ;)
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Re: Christmas Funny

Postby Yamori » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:30 pm

A real knee-slapper that one.
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