Namelesstavern needs your help! (Update: 12.10.04)

[vonkaar]

The costs of running Namelesstavern.org have slowly eaten away at my wallet . I'm now forced to communication via emoticons :shock: . I need all the help I can get from you blessed readers .

We are now taking donations. I either need to do this, or face the idea of putting popups and banners all over. The 'banner-less' Google Adsense idea didn't pan out because Google thinks that we curse too much :P. Oh well.

You all should now see a paypal donation box at the bottom of the screen. I didn't want to be too obvious about it, so... scroll waaaay to the bottom and you can reach the donation page.

Outside of my proven loyal administration and moderating duties, I don't have a lot to offer. What I will promise is:

New features added to the board.

(this is on hold, pending bandwidth upgrade)

Anyone that donates $1 or more will have the new "NT Patron" rank given to them. Free yourself of the insulting NT Aviak rank! Attract members of your chosen sexual preference (hi Nebulis) with your the new bling!

Anyone that donates $2 or more can employ my services for custom smiley-titles. You've seen them around the board... how about one for yourself?

All donations of $1,000,000 or more automatically net you naked pictures of the one and only Vonkaar (in the flesh).

Help the board out! Make this a better place! Cure cancer!

Donate today!

(all non-anonymous member donations will be added to the post in the Board Feedback forum)

Thanks a bunch,
God

Current NT Patrons:
Tossica (paid even before the post... he saw the icon and paid... what a stud)
Menlaan
NamelessRex
Ginzburgh
Sarthis
Treehorn
Ganzo
Azlana
Crielle
KaiineTN
Martrae
Silvestra
Brinstar
Goose_Man
Eleril
Johnn of War
dammuzis
Lueyen
Angbam
The Old Maid
Unknown (PM me when you pay so I know who paid what please =p)

You are all guaranteed entry into heaven.


Update!

I have installed a new way to accept donations for the board. In addition, I'm BRIBING you! $1 buys an additional 100 to your post-count! Think about that! For a mere $100, you could surpass Taxx as the boards biggest troll!

More features are coming! Thanks to everyone who has contributed so far.

[DangerPaul]

sir, you know my thoughts of paypal. PM me your mailing address, name and a pic naked with dirty captions and I will put a nice check in the mail for you monday

[The Kizzy]

Ditto, Id rather mail you cash than do pay pal

[DangerPaul]

you have no cash poor woman !!!!

you will send him eblow pics and call it cash... sinner

[Dylan]

/nod /nod

[vonkaar]

I can PM the location to one of my temples if ya'll want to send donations that way. Much appreciation to all .

[Ouchyfish]

I've been using Paypal for years and never had a problem. What are they doing that I need to know?

[vonkaar]

I've been using Paypal for years and never had a problem. What are they doing that I need to know?

Killing orphans for sport =/.

[DangerPaul]

Paypal is worse than THE MAN !

[Dylan]

PM temple loc pls~

[Sarthis]

sent~

[Shannan]

PM me on how I donate pretty please :D

[DangerPaul]

if you do not fear the man, click the paypal link, if you do fear the man, then have vonk PM you info to send him a check

while you are at it, pm me your private info, i will pm you how to contact a divorce lawyer so i can have you ~

[Harrison]

Damn you, I asked for the paypal link months ago, and now Im broke.

[Drem]

since when did NamelessRex turn nice and donate money to the board he once used to so violently hate? it makes no sense

[Ouchyfish]

the avatar =p

I'll be honest. The conversations regarding politics, shit other than people acting like complete retards in R+F changed the way I felt about this place. I decided to look at things from a different perspective and really was impressed by Vonks post dealing with what he had planned for this place as well as the work he had done here.

So...

"And what happened then...?Well...in Who-ville they say
That the Grinch's small heart Grew three sizes that day!"

Cheesy, trite, I dont give a shit. I have a 2 year old so I am allowed to get goofy.

Hell, i even found myself agreeing with Taxx..and apologizing to Silvestra.

R+F can be fun if you can turn the shit off when you step out of there. Sadly, most people here fail to do so.

Anyways..cheers..=)

[vonkaar]

haha, someone just paid me $0.01

[Ouchyfish]

Johnn of war? Figured he would send 100 bucks in 1 cent increments.

[Dylan]

I don't use paypal.. check is in the mail~

[Harrison]

If it's a check for $.01

Youre my new idol.

[The Kizzy]

Man , Rex why did you have to tell people we were getting along, you take all the fun out of arguing with you. Sheesh.

[Ouchyfish]

DOH! =p

[Dylan]

If it's a check for $.01

Youre my new idol.

Sshhh, I want it to be a surprise :twisted:

[Eleril]

$5 donated for more pics of Lourdes, Crielle, Ilyena, Forik's girlfriend, Leah, Silvestra's nieces/cousins, and anyone else hot or semi hot~

An old married guy has to think about "other things" sometimes~

[vonkaar]

Come on ladies... I promised him that you would cater...

don't make a liar out of me 8(