For once I may just love Comcast's shitty service

[Harrison]

Yes, that piece of plastic sure did give everyone else a lot of insight.

Why shouldn't I have become a verifiable genius with it on top of my already massive intellect?

[Gaazy]

My truck has a fucking siren on it if you dont have it on, so thats why i wear it most of the time. If im out on a country road where no ones at sometimes ill buckle it behind me just to shut the fucking thing up. Looked into figuring out how to turn the bastard off and figured it out, but it completely voids the warranty Ive got left and theres something in it that lets the dealership k now if its been tampered with

[Gypsiyee]

Yes, that piece of plastic sure did give everyone else a lot of insight.

Why shouldn't I have become a verifiable genius with it on top of my already massive intellect?

do you ever stop to think, 'hey, in the midst of my attempt to sound 10 levels more intelligent than everyone else, somehow I've managed to spew sentences that are nonsensical and don't flow at all."

seriously, sometimes your words are worse than ereb's were when he was on all sorts of drugs.

[Tikker]

This was 84. She died because someone skid on ice and completely smashed her driver seat area. The coroner said that if she wasn't buckled in she most likely would have survived because she would have slid away from the door (bench seat) instead of being pinned there.

eh? physics says that's not what would have happened

she would be wtfpwned by the drivers door, regardless of wearing a seatbelt or not

[Martrae]

Fine, you and Harrison can go argue with the coroner about a woman who's been dead 23 years. I'm sure y'all know better than he about what damage a car can do to a body.

[Harrison]

This thread is filled with lol

[Harrison]

Yes, that piece of plastic sure did give everyone else a lot of insight.

Why shouldn't I have become a verifiable genius with it on top of my already massive intellect?

do you ever stop to think, 'hey, in the midst of my attempt to sound 10 levels more intelligent than everyone else, somehow I've managed to spew sentences that are nonsensical and don't flow at all."

seriously, sometimes your words are worse than ereb's were when he was on all sorts of drugs.

I'll try to dumb down my speech for you fucking 'tards now and then.

[KILL]

you don't need to dumb it down - it's already dumb.

your grammar is on par with a 6th grader. no one would give a shit if you weren't such a pretentious twat.

[Harrison]

How nice of you to make your monthly appearance to suck my dick. Run along little man. No one gives a shit what you think.

[KILL]

haha, i love how you throw out those little man comments - like it's really gonna sting... ohh the hurt!

fortunately for me, i dont have the intellectual napoleon complex you do.

[Harrison]

Last word

[Gypsiyee]

Yes, that piece of plastic sure did give everyone else a lot of insight.

Why shouldn't I have become a verifiable genius with it on top of my already massive intellect?

do you ever stop to think, 'hey, in the midst of my attempt to sound 10 levels more intelligent than everyone else, somehow I've managed to spew sentences that are nonsensical and don't flow at all."

seriously, sometimes your words are worse than ereb's were when he was on all sorts of drugs.

I'll try to dumb down my speech for you fucking 'tards now and then.

do you not see that what you said was completely grammatically incorrect? 'dumbing it down' generally references bringing it down a level, but it's already in the shitter.

I'm still waiting on your answer from the other thread explaining what it is about you that makes you think yourself superior to anyone on this board, but apparently (and thankfully for the rest of us) you've been at a loss for words.

you really have absolutely nothing going for you, man.

[Harrison]

I hardly need to explain myself to you of all people.

If any of what I said is too hard for you to understand, please let me know.

[Gypsiyee]

I love how you say you don't have to explain yourself to anybody, all the while posting stories such as this as if anyone gives a shit what happens in your life or what the name of the only girl who's ever been brave enough to come within 50 feet of your dick was.

I understood you completely - in usual harrison form, it was your long winded way of braying like a donkey.

[Evermore]

*shrug* I just don't see that violent of an impact being survivable if she died WITH a seatbelt on.

doesnt have to be that violent. I had a friend of mine who died while i was in HS. She had a belt on but the angle the car hit hers caused it to pin her in place and break her spine.

[Harrison]

I love how you say you don't have to explain yourself to anybody, all the while posting stories such as this as if anyone gives a shit what happens in your life or what the name of the only girl who's ever been brave enough to come within 50 feet of your dick was.

I understood you completely - in usual harrison form, it was your long winded way of braying like a donkey.

I have my friends on here.

[Gypsiyee]

Really? because they don't make themselves evident - perhaps they're ashamed of befriending you.

acquaintances and people who tolerate you aren't friends, btw. It appears Darc likes you okay, but I think she's about the only one who hasn't completely given up on you. Leah is the other who doesn't seem to say much to you either way, but she's such a kind person that she doesn't go near confrontation unless it's a personal attack on her. The rest of the lot seem to just not bother anymore; only in the past two weeks have I said anything, and that's simply due to the fact that I've held my tongue for so many years trying to justify why you are what you are to myself, and trying to remember that ages ago we used to be friends; my 'newfound cuntiness' as you so eloquently put it is just an explosion of a few years of ignoring your ignorance and seething hatred for everyone but yourself, which is odd because you are the only person that you should have any hatred for.

I don't ever remember you being such a pompous dickwad - of course, back then it was reasonable for you to not have made anything of yourself as you were a teenager. Time has just made you more useless and more unjustifiably self-righteous. It's sad what you've become, and perhaps one day you'll pull your head out of your ass long enough to see that the bullshit you spew isn't fooling anyone but you. I don't think you intentionally blow smoke, I think you've gotten to a point where you actually believe what you tell yourself.

You know, it's okay to have flaws. We all do, and most of us know how to eventually admit when we're wrong and apologize. What's not okay is to have them, refuse to acknowledge them, and spit on people for theirs regardless of how glaring your own are.

[Harrison]

Lol paragraphs

[Maeya]

I like Harrison ok, even if he does loathe my husband

[araby]

I did too Maeya and then he got all angry and started talking shit. He knows I will talk to him and shoot the shit but dayum...get it together kid. If no one talked to me that way I might never have, either. You can't let some people get away with some stuff.

[Harrison]

You guys read entirely way too far into everything I say.

[Martrae]

Well, honestly, your posts lately have about as much substance as a chicken mcnugget. Taxx possessing you or something?

[Harrison]

I don't see why my posts need "substance" to begin with lol

I don't give enough of a shit about 99% of what is discussed here to say more than a few lines here and there. Not to mention my severe lack of free time...

The subjects I do care about are only brought up every few months and everyone says the exact same things in the thread every time anyways. (Abortion etc.)

Sometimes a history related thread will come up and I'll be interested enough to post more, but they're even more rare.

[Gypsiyee]

they don't need substance necessarily, but you're going into just about every thread to post one sentence that's usually hateful or rude and contributes nothing else. you've done this for years, and the only threads you post anything else in usually has something to do with 'wishing they all die simultaneously.'

if you don't give a shit, then don't post. no one wants to see your condescending holier than thou posts if you have nothing else to say, especially if you 'don't give a shit.' no one reads anything into your posts because there's nothing to read into. it is what it is; shallow words from a shallow person - it's about as deep as a bowl of soup.

[The Kizzy]

I like Josh, but I also like to tell him when he's being an ass. He does it to me as well.

I'm taking Gypsiyee's side on this one though.