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Baby on the way

Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:22 pm

Yep, got my wife pregnant... just thought you guys would love to take that and turn it into something horrible.
But she is 7wks right now. going to the OB next week to get the first appt and due date.
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby Tikker » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:23 pm

$5 says the baby is black or mexican
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby Gaazy » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:30 pm

5 bucks says hes a drughead by 16


and ill take that black or mexican bet, and raise it to 10
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:41 pm

Wow, that some cool stuff... specially the drug head... fucking idiot..
and where do you get "he" from?
7 wks doesn't tell u that...
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby Gaazy » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:50 pm

15 bucks says black


ill even raise it to 15 if hes crack, but it stays at 10 if its heroin or pills, and 20 if it happens before 14
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby Maeya » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:55 pm

I'm going to go ahead and break the chain of pessimism and say congratulations. I hope her pregnancy goes smoothly.
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:01 pm

Thank you.
She was high risk with the little girl so it's alittle scary but, everything should be fine.
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby Martrae » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:18 pm

High risk in what way?
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby Gaazy » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:21 pm

I could have sworn I read the other day that like 1/3 of babies born now are done by C-section, but I cant find the article anywhere now, so maybe I misread. But thats kind of scary ><
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby 10sun » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:22 pm

Martrae wrote:High risk in what way?


High risk for STDs because she can fuck around all she wants and not get knocked up again.
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:25 pm

yeah, he hit the nail right on the head.

No I would have to ask her specifically what it was, its pretty in depth.
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby Martrae » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:28 pm

You didn't even bother to find out before you knocked her up?
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby Tossica » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:33 pm

Grats! Good luck on the pregnancy and future fatherhood!
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby Arlos » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:36 pm

Mart, I'd be willing to guess it must have been a mutual decision, kinda hard for it NOT to have been, unless you want to accuse him of secretly poking holes in the condom he was using or something. So, if she was willing to do it, despite whatever was wrong before.....Plus it sounds like he did ask, he just doesn't remember all the 837 different minute details, and doesn't want to get it wrong. *shrug* I'm somewhat surprised at the level of vitriol involved too.

Anyway, congrats, KH, hope it goes smoothly.

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Re: Baby on the way

Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:38 pm

thanks, we definitely have been trying so its good news.
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby Eziekial » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:44 pm

On second thought, I'm just going to say congrats and I hope all goes well.
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Re: Baby on the way

Postby Kramer » Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:25 pm

just thought you guys would love to take that and turn it into something horrible.



don't fuss when you act like a wanker and beg people to make jokes....

i have a 4 month-old so i have ALL THE SYMPATHY AND EXCITEMENT IN THE WORLD FOR YOU!
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    Re: Baby on the way

    Postby Narrock » Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:15 pm

    Grats Kinghooter!
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    Re: Baby on the way

    Postby Jay » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:25 pm

    Cong homey. Hope it all goes well.

    Give the guy a break lol. He treats the wife and her daughter well and is responsible which is a lot more than I can say for a few on the board.
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    Re: Baby on the way

    Postby Lyion » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:45 pm

    Congrats Hoot.

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    Re: Baby on the way

    Postby Tikker » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:08 pm

    Jay wrote:Cong homey. Hope it all goes well.

    Give the guy a break lol. He treats the wife and her daughter well and is responsible which is a lot more than I can say for a few on the board.



    sure

    but it's more fun to be on the nationality of the kid!
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    Re: Baby on the way

    Postby Jay » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:35 pm

    Tikker wrote:
    Jay wrote:Cong homey. Hope it all goes well.

    Give the guy a break lol. He treats the wife and her daughter well and is responsible which is a lot more than I can say for a few on the board.



    sure

    but it's more fun to be on the nationality of the kid!


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    Re: Baby on the way

    Postby Trielelvan » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:39 am

    Congrats KH! I hope she is able to enjoy this pregnancy more than the last one :balloons:
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    Re: Baby on the way

    Postby ClakarEQ » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:50 am

    gratz to you, but you been there done that so you know the drill.

    best wishes towards a healthy baby :)
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    Re: Baby on the way

    Postby Gaazy » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:42 pm

    Still, fuck you Hootey, but still yet, good luck on a healthy baby~ Even if it does come out as a little negroid, i still wouldnt wish any baby to come out fucked up or not make it
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