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best spam message ever?

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so, I routinely check my spam folder for amusement. this one was the greatest one so far~

Good morning.

Your girlfriend loves enormous baby-maker but the trouble is that you have small one.

Do not worry! You have astonishing chance to solve this problem.

Today you can lengthenn your cucumber size.

You'll be a king of bed promptly.

http://tsookethem.com

With best regards

Leonardo Downs
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Is it true, though, Gyps? Does your girlfriend love the enormous baby-maker? ;)

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I just keep getting the image of The Donger saying OTTO MO BEEL?
Mindia is seriously the greatest troll that has ever lived.
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    I was waiting for QQ, add oil, mofish, gann, la~, u am pigs, drink momo tea, no bird somewhere in that letter.
    leah wrote:i am forever grateful to my gym teacher for drilling that skill into me during drivers' ed

    leah wrote:isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
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    Post by Kramer »

    i just got one with the subject:

    BOMB HER WOMB WITH YOUR HUGE CANON!



    yikes. that takes "sex is violence" to a new level
    Mindia is seriously the greatest troll that has ever lived.
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