Tired of your kid? Trade 'em in for a different model!

[Arlos]

http://childtrader.com/

Brilliant!

-Arlos

[Tikker]

there are some days when that seems like a hell of a good idea

[Trielelvan]

My child is pretty run-down. Should I still consider trading him/her?

Yes! One man’s garbage is another man’s gold, so don’t count your kid out of trading eligibility just because of bad skin, awkward arms or thick glasses. Many parents find these traits adorable in trades, especially if they find their child too handsome, too athletic or too intelligent. Do you consider those bad traits? Some trading parents do.

omg roflz

How much can I get for my precious angle?

I have a rowdy trapezoid that I'd like to trade in for a nice, even-tempered square

[Griever]

This profile made me laugh

http://childtrader.com/child-trader-profile-olivia/