Your Prayers are answered!!!!!!

[Evermore]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26759554/?gt1=43001

this is not a very "green" thing. its quite brown actually....

[Arlos]

Why do you have 2 posts both dealing with 3-play toilet paper?

-Arlos

[Evermore]

i do? not that i can see. unless they are screwing with the sniffer again..


ah i found it. fixt

[Arlos]

You did, it just poofed though.

-Arlos

[Trielelvan]

The company touts the toilet tissue as "ultra-soft" and says it plans to market the product to women 45 and older who view their bathroom as a "sanctuary for quality time."

I think I will choose to stay blissfully ignorant of that connotation.

[Arlos]

What, Triel, you don't consider taking a dump to be "quality time"?

*I* don't understand it, I figured it was some weird older woman thing... rofl.

-Arlos

[Trielelvan]

Taking a dump : quality time :: performing any other bathroom function : quality time

It's the "sanctuary" part that's a little unnerving.
I thought men were the ones using the bathroom as a place of refuge with a magazine in one hand and the Sunday paper in the other?

I mean, are there women getting on their knees and giving thanks for the ability to have a BM or something?
I should probably not dismiss that though... those women in the Metamucil commercials aren't exactly spring chickens now that I think about it.

[Gypsiyee]

I mean, are there women getting on their knees and giving thanks for the ability to have a BM or something?

<gross>

I'm not 45+, but I certainly do - you would too if you poo'd as seldom as I do!

</gross>

[Harrison]

When my digestive tract shut down I didn't shit for over a week.

Every shit I take is precious to me now lol

[Gypsiyee]

a week is nothing, my good sir.

[Evermore]

there comes a time in life when a good dump is just as satisfying as good sex...

[Trielelvan]

I mean, are there women getting on their knees and giving thanks for the ability to have a BM or something?

<gross>

I'm not 45+, but I certainly do - you would too if you poo'd as seldom as I do!

</gross>

You are the exception to the rule my dear LOL
I wasn't gonna say anything, but since you opened that can of worms....

(j/k )

[vonkaar]

Hell yeah, that's the best news I've read all week! Man, I am so excited to wipe my ass with this luxurious product! Woohoo!!

[leah]

*TMI ALERT*

i go a few days between poos and usually they are so big they clog they toilet josh doesn't understand how it's even possible; he's never clogged a toilet in his life even though he poos like 17 times a day. for christmas this year i asked my mom to buy me a new toilet with uber poo capacity and +225 sucking.

[Martrae]

Too much tea will do that to you.

[Eziekial]

What is it with girls and not crapping regularly? Is it something mental that develops from "holding it in" all the time or something? Almost every girl I know that honestly talks about this subject tells me they have issues crapping. I can clock my digestive tract to within an hour. Anything I eat is coming out 16.5 hours from the time of ingestion. How you can go days or a WEEK is beyond comprehension. Better out than in, I say.

PS. Speaking of the "holding it in", at what point in a relationship is it OK to take a crap at the girls place?

[Martrae]

It's because girls don't eat properly so they can look like Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox or whichever mactress the guys are currently drooling over.

[ClakarEQ]

*TMI ALERT*

i go a few days between poos and usually they are so big they clog they toilet josh doesn't understand how it's even possible; he's never clogged a toilet in his life even though he poos like 17 times a day. for christmas this year i asked my mom to buy me a new toilet with uber poo capacity and +225 sucking.

Boy, I bet you'd be pretty good doing anal (ok that was over the line don't hate me LOL).

Personally, once a day, everyday, and any day I don't, then the next day is nearly an ass ripping, and I mean that owwwww.

5-6 pm EST everyday, you know where I'll be LOL.

This thread went to shit in like 6 posts LOL

[Gypsiyee]

It's because girls don't eat properly so they can look like Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox or whichever mactress the guys are currently drooling over.

that's definitely *not* the case for me. I'm eating quite healthy, actually, and ever since I started eating healthier it's actually gotten worse than better because there's less fat to move it through.

I'd say, on the regular, I poo once every 3-6 weeks. I've always, always, always had issues with it, ever since I can remember.

as for your TMI, Leah, at least when you go, you go a lot! even when I go it's such a minimal amount that there's pretty much 0 relief. poor Jonathan, I always make it a point to tell him when I have a particularly exciting and fulfilling poo so he can congratulate me.

[Eziekial]

Jesus Ash, Where does all that shit go???!!! I go twice a day; around 8am and sometime in the afternoon depending on what time I ate dinner the night before (usually 3-4 PM).

[leah]

It's because girls don't eat properly so they can look like Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox or whichever mactress the guys are currently drooling over.

that's definitely *not* the case for me. I'm eating quite healthy, actually, and ever since I started eating healthier it's actually gotten worse than better because there's less fat to move it through.

I'd say, on the regular, I poo once every 3-6 weeks. I've always, always, always had issues with it, ever since I can remember.

as for your TMI, Leah, at least when you go, you go a lot! even when I go it's such a minimal amount that there's pretty much 0 relief. poor Jonathan, I always make it a point to tell him when I have a particularly exciting and fulfilling poo so he can congratulate me.

heee josh and i talk poo all the time, even though he hates to acknowledge that girls do, in fact, poop.

also, mart, i don't think i eat poorly either i get all my servings of fruits/veggies every day and have some healthy fats and carbs and whatnot.

[Gypsiyee]

man I wish I knew. I've been to several GI specialists throughout my life and they say they have no idea what's wrong or that nothing's wrong and my digestive system is just slow.

The last guy gave me one of those pills with non-digestable rubberbands in them that are supposed to go through your system as a tracker, and when he gave me the x-ray he said they were spread throughout but that 5 of the 17 were gone. Gone WHERE? I knew I hadn't gone potty since he gave it to me so where they went I have no idea.

That was a painful process. I had to give myself 2 enemas and a suppository prior to the flex-sig and I figured well that'll clean me out! but it was just a little bit.

It wouldn't bother me if it wasn't for the wicked stomachaches I get from it sometimes - those are hard to deal with.

[Eziekial]

maybe you have a hyperactive digestive system and it produces less waste... Plus it saves on TP which can add up over time not to mention less water use

[Martrae]

I should have said most girls.

Generally, speaking....and I'm speaking generally here.....most girls think eating less=eating healthy. Which we all know isn't necessarily the case.

Anything with refined flour will bind me up something fierce...so I avoid it like the plague. Tea, too. Tea is a HORRIBLE dehydrator. Doesn't matter what type or flavor...it's all the same.

So, I've learned what'll mess me up and I usually don't have a problem anymore.

You ladies (and gents) know that the longer you keep waste in your colon the higher your risk for cancer and other issues, right?

[ClakarEQ]

Do you guys have restaurants around you that you reference as diuretics?

There are a few near me and even though the food travels through me faster than warp speed, it "tastes" good, and I just deal with the suffering that takes place 45mins after eating it LOL