Your Prayers are answered!!!!!!

[leah]

there's this dessert at the olive garden--the torta di chocolate--that has no sugar added, which probably means the sweetness comes from sugar alcohols, which definitely have a laxative effect. anyway, the dessert is f-ing delicious, but every time i eat it, i will have diarrhea poos within an hour so worth it though.

[Trielelvan]

LOL Clakar
Yes.

White Castle (... and not the frozen in grocery store kind. It's gotta be fresh from the food joint)

'nuff said.

And if you don't know why the burgers are called "sliders" and "gut bombs," I can promise if you eat a couple, you will know within a couple of hours (if it takes that long.)

[Evermore]

Sliders... I used to live on Addison right near Wrigley there is a White Castle right on the way to the park. ate there once. Never again. I didnt even get to see the game...

[Gypsiyee]

:( maybe you have a hyperactive digestive system and it produces less waste... Plus it saves on TP which can add up over time not to mention less water use

ah, if only it did save on TP. unfortunately, my lovely counterpart has a hyperactive metabolism that finishes up any tp or water I don't use and then some I think he's the polar opposite of me in that regard, the lucky little shit.

[leah]

:( maybe you have a hyperactive digestive system and it produces less waste... Plus it saves on TP which can add up over time not to mention less water use

ah, if only it did save on TP. unfortunately, my lovely counterpart has a hyperactive metabolism that finishes up any tp or water I don't use and then some I think he's the polar opposite of me in that regard, the lucky little shit.

WORD haha

[Trielelvan]

Sliders... I used to live on Addison right near Wrigley there is a White Castle right on the way to the park. ate there once. Never again. I didnt even get to see the game...

you poor thing
Yep, my first time eating them, I had just finished the 2nd burger when it and the 1st one decided to emergency evacuate out opposite ends at the same time. Good times, good times...

[10sun]

PS. Speaking of the "holding it in", at what point in a relationship is it OK to take a crap at the girls place?

Ms. Manners states:

Only after the first oral intercourse is it acceptable to use the facilities for #2.

[Evermore]

Sliders... I used to live on Addison right near Wrigley there is a White Castle right on the way to the park. ate there once. Never again. I didnt even get to see the game...

you poor thing
Yep, my first time eating them, I had just finished the 2nd burger when it and the 1st one decided to emergency evacuate out opposite ends at the same time. Good times, good times...

GROSS STATEMENT WARNING

the word Explosive applies to this....

[Eziekial]

PS. Speaking of the "holding it in", at what point in a relationship is it OK to take a crap at the girls place?

Ms. Manners states:

Only after the first oral intercourse is it acceptable to use the facilities for #2.

Damn, I should have dropped a deuce! Now I wonder if she's crapped in my bathroom...

[Evermore]

PS. Speaking of the "holding it in", at what point in a relationship is it OK to take a crap at the girls place?

Ms. Manners states:

Only after the first oral intercourse is it acceptable to use the facilities for #2.

Damn, I should have dropped a deuce! Now I wonder if she's crapped in my bathroom...

ask her.

[Tuggan]

what the fuck? this is the worst thread ever.

[Trielelvan]

It is?? OH SHIT!

HahahAHAHaHaHaHaHAHAhahahahAhaHahAhahAHAhaHAH!

[ClakarEQ]

what the fuck? this is the worst thread ever.

I think you meant to say "what is this shit"

[Martrae]

Should have said crappiest thread ever...

[Harrison]

this thread is officially disgusting

[Eziekial]

Oh for fuck's sake, it's just a little shit talk (ha). why don't you grow a pair? Seriously, do you faint when you wipe and the tp tears?

[Harrison]

No, but hearing women talk about shits so large it clogs the toilet isn't exactly my favorite topic of discussion, etc.

Talking about it between men is fine, and it happens. This is just...wrong.

[Gypsiyee]

oh come on, don't tell me you're in that men can shitty shit shit all they want but girls don't poop mentality >.<

I mean, some of us don't, but yeah.

[brinstar]

INFO ABOUT MY BOWELS:

it seems whenever i spend more than about $5 on a meal, a timer begins counting down, giving between 30-45 minutes to find a suitable location for dumpage, because once that timer starts the only thing i have control over is WHERE it happens, not WHEN

some home-cooked meals do that to me as well (mac n cheese, for example) but not as often

[leah]

No, but hearing women talk about shits so large it clogs the toilet isn't exactly my favorite topic of discussion, etc.

MUST BE NICE TO BE SO PERFECT

[Trielelvan]

It's ok Leah. You know we still love and adore you, super toilet clogging wondertwin powers and all

One day, Harri will be in a long term relationship with someone awesome, and she will wake him out of a dead sleep yelling, "OH MY GOD! Honey! Come to the bathroom quick!! You've gotta see this! It's like all mappy colored and huuuuge!"
... and he will find that oddly, it neither fazes him nor causes him any discomfort in the least, and will amusingly go with and gawk with her.

[10sun]

quick honey, come quick! The sink is leaking in the bathroom! *when you get there* CHECK OUT THAT DEUCE AND A HALF!!!

[leah]

oh man. those two comments are just what i needed this morning.

also: "honey, i think i grew a tail!!"

[Evermore]

Let me ask this then,

when you leave your 1st mark at her house ( or his depending )

Is that a sign that the magic is gone?



btw who deleted my last post?

[Harrison]

I think the first sign is when they have a full conversation with you while peeing or shitting, with you in the room still.