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Re: Your Prayers are answered!!!!!!

Postby leah » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:36 am

josh accidentally peed on my foot a few weeks ago lol

really i have no issues with his bathroom activities but i'd prefer he stay out when i'm doing my business. i'm a closed-door kinda gal. as much as i talk shit (hahaha), i don't actually involve him in my bathroom shenanigans very often if i can help it. usually it's just him smelling the bathroom after i poo and accusing me of pooing (which i vehemently deny) OR it's me whining about plunging the toilet, at which he promptly makes fun of me.
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Re: Your Prayers are answered!!!!!!

Postby Trielelvan » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:37 am

Evermore wrote:Let me ask this then,

when you leave your 1st mark at her house ( or his depending )

Is that a sign that the magic is gone?



btw who deleted my last post?

Au contraire! It's only the beginning! :deal:

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Re: Your Prayers are answered!!!!!!

Postby Evermore » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:08 am

Trielelvan wrote:
Evermore wrote:Let me ask this then,

when you leave your 1st mark at her house ( or his depending )

Is that a sign that the magic is gone?



btw who deleted my last post?

Au contraire! It's only the beginning! :deal:

(ninja mods did it!!!!)


Black Magic?

btw for all your smellaphobes...
try this http://www.mintyass.com
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Re: Your Prayers are answered!!!!!!

Postby Evermore » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:10 am

brinstar wrote:INFO ABOUT MY BOWELS:

it seems whenever i spend more than about $5 on a meal, a timer begins counting down, giving between 30-45 minutes to find a suitable location for dumpage, because once that timer starts the only thing i have control over is WHERE it happens, not WHEN

some home-cooked meals do that to me as well (mac n cheese, for example) but not as often


Brin, what happens when you go for fine dining?
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Re: Your Prayers are answered!!!!!!

Postby Harrison » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:23 am

Fine shitting? :rofl:
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Re: Your Prayers are answered!!!!!!

Postby Evermore » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:31 am

what he crap a log of Brie or something?

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Re: Your Prayers are answered!!!!!!

Postby Trielelvan » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:59 am

Evermore wrote:btw for all your smellaphobes...
try this http://www.mintyass.com

...

I hope you're proud of yourself.
It is now a moral imperative that I give one of these to everyone I know as a stocking stuffer this xmas.
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Re: Your Prayers are answered!!!!!!

Postby ClakarEQ » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:12 pm

I didn't click that until now, I thought it was going to be mint "flavored" suppositories LOL

And then my mind went back to a younger day as an IT consultant. I was helping our sales staff, playing the role of a Tech. Sales Consultant and the topic at the time was SAN, NAS, DB's, and such.

In the presentation I made a slip and repeatedly said "data suppositories" in place of "data repositories", I got shit for a while from the sales guys, along with some funny looks from the client and a red face on me once I realized what I'd said.

back to dung based programming though
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Re: Your Prayers are answered!!!!!!

Postby Trielelvan » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:16 pm

LMFAO!!

Man.. mint flavored suppositories. That is all 67 kinds of wrong...
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