i don't want to use a fork, but...

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i don't want to use a fork, but...

Postby brinstar » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:27 pm

i also don't want to get dorito powder all over my keyboard as i type this paper.

suggestions?
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Re: i don't want to use a fork, but...

Postby Tikker » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:33 pm

milk and blender
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Re: i don't want to use a fork, but...

Postby brinstar » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:04 pm

i don't have any milk though ;-[
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Re: i don't want to use a fork, but...

Postby Harrison » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:14 pm

Put a plate of doritos down and eat them like it's a trough. Win/win, no cheesy hands and clean keyboard.
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Re: i don't want to use a fork, but...

Postby Tuggan » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:27 pm

crush doritos in bag, pour into mouth. now you don't even have to dirty any dishes.
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Re: i don't want to use a fork, but...

Postby Harrison » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:37 pm

Lol touche, you win this round
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Re: i don't want to use a fork, but...

Postby brinstar » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:46 pm

bravo good sir
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Re: i don't want to use a fork, but...

Postby Dylan » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:03 am

Just get the small bags and pour into your mouth slowly.
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Re: i don't want to use a fork, but...

Postby Drem » Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:25 am

why don't you just use a napkin and eat them properly
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Re: i don't want to use a fork, but...

Postby Zanchief » Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:16 am

Why don't you not eat Doritos because they are devil food.
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Re: i don't want to use a fork, but...

Postby Trielelvan » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:13 am

Hubby said "Crush into fine powder, then snort through straw.... they'll last a lot longer that way too."

We need more sleep... :eyecrazy:
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