Just on a bit of reading though, here's one of my favorites so far:
Home Improvement Store | Richmond, VA, USA
(I am watering the plants in the nursery, about two hours before closing time, and see a customer down the aisle.)
Me: “Can I help you find anything, sir? ”
Customer: “Uh… uh… ”
(I then notice that he’s peeing on some of our boxwoods.)
Me: “What–”
Customer: “I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!” *zips up and runs out*
Coworker: “Did that guy just quote Darkwing Duck at you?!”
Me: *drops watering hose* “I’m taking a break.”
-Arlos
