by Arlos » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:34 pm
You're making an Olympus Mons out of a molehill here.
They're not asking you to get flayed alive and then jump into a vat of lemon juice or something. Indeed, the whole attitude that you're too good to have to fulfill your civic obligation is somewhat infuriating.
It really is very simple, from my experience: On the day before you're supposed to show up, they have a number you can call to see if you ACTUALLY need to show up. Odds are maybe 50/50 that you'll actually have to go. So far, you're out a phone call. THE HORRORS.
Even if you have to go, just take a backpack with your notes and/or the textbook you're studying with you to the court. At worst you'll have to sit in a semi-uncomfortable chair for a few hours while you wait as part of the group who claim to have an excuse to meet with the judge. Use the time to study, which you'd be doing anyway. Oh noes, you can't listen to music cause you need to listen for the bailiff's instructions. My heart doeth bleed for your suffering.
Once they have collected everyone who says they have an excuse, you'll get to go see the judge, who will ask what your reason for being unable to serve is. You tell her that you're a college student and this is the middle of finals, and there is no way you can reconcile your studies with any sort of jury service at the moment, and since grades need to be submitted by a certain date, there's no way you could reschedule the tests for some time in any sort of even moderately distant future. 100% odds the judge will tell you "OK, you're dismissed", and you will be immediately free to get into your car and head home.
Now, if the duty is scheduled for a time when a final is scheduled, that is slightly more complicated, but employers and suchlike are LEGALLY BOUND to let you go to Jury Duty. Your professors are no different. You show them the summons, and ask them to reschedule your test, and they'll do it.
Sorry, but your railing against your "suffering" is rather silly. WORST case you're out travel time to and from the courthouse, and maybe you get slightly less studying done than you would have at home, though possibly not, given that at home there's more distractions. Your "priorities" are seriously out of whack, sir. Sympathy meter reading: ZERO.
-Arlos