Star Wars... retold
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Star Wars... retold
This had me painfully laughing out loud, which is a rare occurence and worth sharing:

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yeah i lol'd at that pretty good the first time i saw it a week or two ago. and it's fairly accurate, right?
(actually i have no idea, because i think i've only ever seen the ewok one and then the one where hayden christensen says "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" really overdramatically after what's-her-face dies? idk.)
lolz
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leah wrote:yeah i lol'd at that pretty good the first time i saw it a week or two ago. and it's fairly accurate, right?(actually i have no idea, because i think i've only ever seen the ewok one and then the one where hayden christensen says "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" really overdramatically after what's-her-face dies? idk.)
You are aware that this is borderline sacrilege?
"the ewok one"
- "Episode VI - Return of the Jedi" (yes roman numerals are required, it is the proper title and it looks cool)
*it is possible however unlikely that you are referring to "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor" which was made for TV.
"hayden christensen"
- When he accepted the role he ceased to be Hayden Christensen and became Anakin Skywalker.
- Nothing in the Star Wars Saga is over dramatic except Jar Jar Binks.
- Padme
Raymond S. Kraft wrote:The history of the world is the history of civilizational clashes, cultural clashes. All wars are about ideas, ideas about what society and civilization should be like, and the most determined always win.
Those who are willing to be the most ruthless always win. The pacifists always lose, because the anti-pacifists kill them.
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eek, i stirred nerd rage!! hehe
sorry, i know it's terrible that i know so little of star wars. i just have a really short attention span and have never had the wherewithal to catch myself up. and yes, it was episode VI that i've seen, and i've also seen the ewok movie you spoke of. in fact, i looked a LOT like blonde girl (sindel?) when i was a little tyke :D
lolz
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I didn't see the girl that was doing the story telling in this version but the other version I saw a few weeks ago showed her and OMG, I was in e-love instantly.
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man empire strikes back is where it's at
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leah wrote:in fact, i looked a LOT like blonde girl (sindel?) when i was a little tyke :D

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and yeah:
...except the plot, the acting, the characters, the dialogue, and a majority of the special effects
Lueyen wrote:Nothing in the Star Wars Saga is over dramatic
...except the plot, the acting, the characters, the dialogue, and a majority of the special effects
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brinstar wrote:and yeah:Lueyen wrote:Nothing in the Star Wars Saga is over dramatic
...except the plot, the acting, the characters, the dialogue, and a majority of the special effects
This is where words fail me because I can not think of a good way to convey the proper tone, pitch and crazed edgy lunacy of a good "Non-believer" scream.
Raymond S. Kraft wrote:The history of the world is the history of civilizational clashes, cultural clashes. All wars are about ideas, ideas about what society and civilization should be like, and the most determined always win.
Those who are willing to be the most ruthless always win. The pacifists always lose, because the anti-pacifists kill them.
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notice i did not say i dislike the series, far from it-- but good filmmaking it ain't
4-6 draw a pardon, fine, but 1-3? constant
4-6 draw a pardon, fine, but 1-3? constant

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the originals are classic films what are you even talkin about. they're perfect story-telling






