And Jesus said let the children come unto me...
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And Jesus said let the children come unto me...
No wonder the Catholic Church is going downhill...
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wow... I so should have had those decorating my house for my ex m-i-l
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Jesus was very good to children. He isn't Michael Jackson. This whole thread sucks.
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so i think garg's general stance on Jesus is
Jesus = Nice AND Sexy
a stand up guy!
Jesus = Nice AND Sexy
a stand up guy!
Mindia is seriously the greatest troll that has ever lived.
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well
most religions don't count non-believers as real people
most religions don't count non-believers as real people
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Garg is technically right. He died for everyone. Only catch is you have to accept him and Daddy as Lord and Savior to be granted access to Heaven. Which means Tikk is right in saying you arent in Cool Club unless you believe. There is always a catch to everything =/
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That also means that if you're a drug pushing, child molesting cannibalistic murderer you can get into heaven as long as you believe.
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Do you really think if there was an all-powerful being, he would overlook your evil because of some loophole a fallible man put in place? lol
Religions are funny, because people think our interpretations of such are final.
Religions are funny, because people think our interpretations of such are final.
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Jay wrote:That also means that if you're a drug pushing, child molesting cannibalistic murderer you can get into heaven as long as you believe.
Well, you also have to say you're sorry to Jesus. Then all's good.
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Harrison wrote:Do you really think if there was an all-powerful being, he would overlook your evil because of some loophole a fallible man put in place? lol
Religions are funny, because people think our interpretations of such are final.
God wouldn't allow his word to be twisted, mistranslated or anything of that nature, therefore it's all true
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Yeah, hence all of these religions floating around...
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variations of religions, etc...it's kinda sad. but what can you do. people want something to believe in. they forgot about themselves! that light that shines within! Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life!"
He meant he was ALL of those things, at once. He is the light to the darkness. The being that he is, is.
how they got "confess and pray and hope you go to heaven" from all of that is creepy.
Jesus was someone who realized he existed, surpassed just existence itself and took it to a conscious level. He woke up, and woke up some others. He wasn't meant to be worshipped like a God, he was being an example to everyone else. Too bad some people got pissed about it. Such is life.
He meant he was ALL of those things, at once. He is the light to the darkness. The being that he is, is.
how they got "confess and pray and hope you go to heaven" from all of that is creepy.
Jesus was someone who realized he existed, surpassed just existence itself and took it to a conscious level. He woke up, and woke up some others. He wasn't meant to be worshipped like a God, he was being an example to everyone else. Too bad some people got pissed about it. Such is life.

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araby wrote:Jesus was someone who realized he existed, surpassed just existence itself and took it to a conscious level. He woke up, and woke up some others. He wasn't meant to be worshipped like a God, he was being an example to everyone else. Too bad some people got pissed about it. Such is life.
Amen.




