by Sithos » Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:58 am
Back when I was in the military, myself and a few other guys went to Edmonton to party while we were on leave. As per usual we drank way to much and when we got back to the hotel room we decided that the 8 foot tall Budweiser umbrella that they had downstairs in the pool area was coming back to base with us the next morning. The hotel itself was built around the pool so that for the vast majority of folks staying there, they could just walk out their sliding door to their balcony and see it. Problem was that the pool area gets locked at 9pm nightly. But us being military and also very inebriated, we decided to climb down all 15 stories, balcony by balcony to retrieve it. Our rational was that the 2 of us had just taught a rappelling course a week earlier to the recruits and of course that lent itself readily to the situation at hand,nevermind the fact that we had no gear.... So myself and another buddy did just that. We climbed down,one balcony at a time till we got down there, grabbed the umbrella and then leap frogged it up with us 1 balony at a time till we got back to our room.
It was the greatest escapade ever, our names would become legend! Songs would be sung, beers raised to us. We would be somewhat famous! Well that is until the next morning when we sobered up and came to realize that an 8 foot long pool umbrella just doesn't fit well into a Chrysler Daytona....
Looking back now I can laugh at it. But just thinking about what could have happened, considering the fact that we were drunk off our asses kinda sends shivers down my spine. We did a lot of stupid stuff back when we were in the army (funny how the military and heavy drinking go hand in hand) that at the time seemed like a great idea. But this is one of the better ones where we didn't break to many laws or have run in's with the MP's or local police.