I got this today. My brain still hurts from trying to read it, but it was very amusing nonetheless.
Allow me to share the pain.
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INTERPOLS OPERATIONAL POLICE
New Scotland Yard Broadway London SW1H 0BG
Attn:
We want to inform you that the President of American and the United Nation Organization and also with World Bank have fix a meeting with our office Inter Police and FBI for us to investigated the people that have been duped their funds with Imposters in the world. The American Government have finalized to compensates the Beneficiary the fraud people have duped their funds ,We have unto 500 contractors that the American Government and European Union want to compensates with $2Million United State Dollars each.
Therefore we do hereby advise you to forward every details that the fraud people used in duping your funds and you have to explained to us how they frauded you, so that we will carry out the investigation of your funds because those fraud people have been duping innocent people through internet computer and the American Government have given us a note to apprehend those imposters.
Through our investigation we have found out that the imposters that are duping innocent people are from African expecially Nigeria and they are using some official bank in England to duped some innocent people and we have find out that you are among the innocent people that was duped. You have to be sincere with us so that we will investigate this matter and get those imposters that duped your funds.
Get back to us immediately with the details of the investigation, at the same time, you are urge to contact our payment agent who is officially mandated by the united states president Obama for the compessation of your USD$2Million dollars payment. The contact of the payment agent is as follows:
UNITED STATES PAYMENT AGENT IN LONDON ,UK
NAME: MRS HELLEN AUTHUR
TEL: +4470359 86253
E-MAIL: hellen_authur@yahoo.com
Finally, you are advise to always keep me posted with every of your correspondence with JAMES TONY for my record purpose.
Ronald Kenneth Noble
Interpol Secretary General" FBI Director Names Arthur Cummings
Executive Assistant Director for National Security Branch.
Dr. Michael Hofmann
Director of World
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I especially loved "President of American" and "Director of World"