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I killed 11 mice today, 1 of which I nailed with a screwdriver at about 25 paces


Il see your screwdriver and raise you a microwave. I just dropped one on a mouse by accident in my kitchen. I feel bad about it too :(
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About the mouse or the microwave?
leah wrote:i am forever grateful to my gym teacher for drilling that skill into me during drivers' ed

leah wrote:isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
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notice that I had to go out in a field to find mice

I'm pretty sure I win
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About the mouse man he got spalltered . That wasnt what i was goin for.
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Congrats, you're one step closer to being a full fledged sociopath. Adults typically don't put animals in a fucking microwave psycho.
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Ginz...he dropped a microwave on the mouse by accident. That hardly makes someone a sociopath.
leah wrote:i am forever grateful to my gym teacher for drilling that skill into me during drivers' ed

leah wrote:isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
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Ginzburgh wrote:Congrats, you're one step closer to being a full fledged sociopath. Adults typically don't put animals in a fucking microwave psycho.



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I've found a few times now getting paper towels and toliet paper from bulk stores, that once I get the stuff home, I've had mice come out of the tubes (yeah).

I ended up killing one with a 5lbs weight, wasn't going for the body but hey, it happens :\.

As for mice in a house, I treat them no better than insects, mice outside of my house, well they're all cute and shit LOL
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I brought him home and he is my new pet.

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I'd feed that to a snake, just like I did as a kid when I found a 5' long black snake in my backyard.

My mom used to hate taking us to the pet store to buy "feed mice" :p
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If I had a snake I'd probably do the same thing.

That's not the same as killing them for the fuck of it.

AKA Tikker is a psychotic retard.
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Ginz...he dropped a microwave on the mouse by accident. That hardly makes someone a sociopath.


Ha, I guess I'm more of a sociopath or seeing the words "mouse" and "microwave" in the same sentence and immediately thought it put the mouse in the microwave.
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Harrison wrote:I brought him home and he is my new pet.

You people are fucked in the head.


*squeeeeee!!!*

our dad has corn snakes and feeds them mice :cry: makes me a sad panda!

also josh and i have a bearded dragon and i will not let josh feed it baby mice, frozen or live. he eats crickets, and that is all.
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Yea dude im not fucked up enough to put the mouse in the wave. I picked up the microwave goin for the mouse and it slipped and crashed to the counter. Mice outside is all good but in the house its war. Harrison if it makes you feel any better i dont like doin it but i dont like mice eating my sketti noodles while im sleeping either. I think mice are cute just not when im chillin and i hear them in the walls or attackin my kitchen. Ive got a bit of a mice problem and it sucks. House isnt filthy just old with a lot of openings and a crawl space under neeth.


P.s the worst thing about when you kill em is when thier tails twitch it makes me so sad :(
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:cry: :cry: :cry:
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you let rodents and bugs run free in your home harrison, no wonder your first lady friend found some scheming fat guy more appealing. filthy motherfucker.
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Tuggan wrote:you let rodents and bugs run free in your home harrison, no wonder your first lady friend found some scheming fat guy more appealing. filthy motherfucker.


Wow, that was below the belt...
leah wrote:i am forever grateful to my gym teacher for drilling that skill into me during drivers' ed

leah wrote:isn't the only difference the length? i feel like it would take too long to smoke something that long, ha.
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also josh and i have a bearded dragon and i will not let josh feed it baby mice, frozen or live. he eats crickets, and that is all.


Josh mention.
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:rolleyes:
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Jay wrote:
Tuggan wrote:you let rodents and bugs run free in your home harrison, no wonder your first lady friend found some scheming fat guy more appealing. filthy motherfucker.


Wow, that was below the belt...


Yeah, no shit.

I caught him in another town, in the woods on a hike, and brought the baby mouse home in a cage.

He's just pissed off because I called him out on his pathetic psychotic episode killing mice outdoors for fun.
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once when i was about 10 i caught a mouse during winter

he disappeared into a snowbank and i grabbed a big double handful of snow where i thought he might be

after waiting a few moments i felt it wiggle, so i ran into the house and uttered the now-infamous cry:

"MOM, GET A CAGE!!!!"
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Harrison wrote:If I had a snake I'd probably do the same thing.

That's not the same as killing them for the fuck of it.

AKA Tikker is a psychotic retard.



you really are retarded

maybe someday when you hold down a job for longer than a week you'll understand about keeping shit clean, and killing vermin
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who really cares

there are billions of mice
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By that same logic, I should be able to kill people.
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Completely random mouse story incoming.

When I was a kid and we moved to a rental house while we closed on our new house, I kept seeing this shadow run pass out of the corner of my eye. I was constantly telling my mom that it was a mouse but she refused to believe me. But I swear, every time I came into a room I was seeing these damn blurs. Finally one day I pulled out one of my dresser drawers and bam, out jumps a dang mouse. Luckily my cat was with me at the time, snapped the f'er up and that was that. Mom had to believe me after that :p Turns out that the freaking owner of the house (big nasty trashy women by the name of Greta) had stored HAY in the freaking attic. I'm not talking a little bit of hay, i'm talking about the entire attic being filled with it. The whole place was infested with freaking mice. So of course we moved, then she wanted to sue us for breaking the lease. Moral of the story check the attic for hay before you move into a new house.
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