since this is a coffee shop

[brinstar]

i'm going to sit here sporting a hairstyle which is carefully and painstakingly crafted to look like i got my hair cut by a blind amputee while i'm wearing an neutral milk hotel t-shirt that is too small for my ridiculously skinny body and reading a book about nietzche and glance around every 20 seconds to see how many people are noticing how unbearably hip i am

[Darcler]

Grande no whip caramel frappachino, please.
*random uncomfortable small talk with the lonely coffee boy behind the counter*
*sits outside next to brin reading a cool book in my cool clothes, drinking my cool bitch coffee and smoking a cool cigarette*

[mofish]

I hung out with Jeff Mangum of NMH and Olivia Tremor Control people in college Im super-cool now. Although, you cant tell that by what shirt I wear so your NMH t-shirt coolguy has me beat I guess.

[araby]

I'll sit here and read Bukowski, no wait, that will make me want to kill myself.

[Witty]

wow, like, Nietzche's so uber~

[Narrock]

Wouldn't you rather be ridiculously skinny than super fat like Fagawin?

[Spacewoman Spiff]

Can I join you with my Sylvia Plath and black hornrimmed glasses and dyed black bob pulled back into pigtails?

[Gargamellow]

*strolls in wearing black jeans, an old school Metallica shirt, sandals, and a torn up leather jacket that looks like it came off of a dead biker. Orders a cup of coffee, black, takes a seat in the corner and opens up a book.*

[Narrock]

*strolls in wearing black jeans, an old school Metallica shirt, sandals, and a torn up leather jacket that looks like it came off of a dead biker. Orders a cup of coffee, black, takes a seat in the corner and opens up a book.*

how poetic!

[Gargamellow]

I am so drunk. For the next three hours, I love you guys.

[Drem]

i come in with an ak-47 and pwn your faces in hahahahahahaha faggggggs ots

[Yoshee]

I walk into the coffee shop and order the most romantically-named coffee possible so the cute girl behind the counter will notice me.
We make vague references to ideas we heard about in our Intro to Philosophy course we took at the community college across the street and she ends up giving me a slip a paper with her phone number and an URL to her blog.

[Drem]

we chat for a couple of hours about the obscure french new wave film director jean-luc godard. we go to flicks 'n' picks, a local independant movie rental store and pick out his film "Contempt" it's godard's telling of homer's odyssey. we watch with the lights just dim enough to catch the sparkle in eachothers' eyes. we kiss. a forest.

[Guest]

A grumpy 30-something year old reading the International Herald Tribune and drinking doube espressos is heard to laugh out loud when you refer to Godard as 'obscure', then goes back to reading.

--R.

[Mop]

I walk into the coffee shop and order the most romantically-named coffee possible so the cute girl behind the counter will notice me.
We make vague references to ideas we heard about in our Intro to Philosophy course we took at the community college across the street and she ends up giving me a slip a paper with her phone number and an URL to her blog.

De Anza represent.

/mmisses the oaks, wait no I don't

[araby]

I just woke up and had drool on the table I fell asleep on.

[Mop]

I just woke up and had drool on the table I fell asleep on.

Everytime i am out with Lyion this happens, and still to this day I can't figure out why my ass hurts too

/shrug

[araby]

My ass doesn't hurt

[Drem]

And I follow up with saying that his obscur

i'm not very good at this intellectual stuff sorry =\

[mappatazee]

I cast a spell.

[Gargamellow]

*Notices a magic missle flying across the shop.*

[Diabolik]

I put on my robe and wizard hat..

[brinstar]

I̴n ̷gue̕rrís͜ ́sril͘ t͟oa͟ ̛ve͝l̢ ͡dui ͜a̕un ͘o͟nh̵i ͞gn̡i̵lr̴e̕n̕ fri͜m̨; m̵ḁ̶̪̟̼̤͕ ҉̫a͖ṳ̴͍̫̺̤n̵̪̞͍̭̝̖ ͔͓̫r͙̯̦̦̕i̡̦̝̝̱̪̝̠p ̪͖̞͘l͚͈̹é͔͖͓̥͟c̝̪̹͠ḱ̪͈͙̩̩ m̡ͅa͎̩̘̤ ̱̫̜u̦̻͞i̪̰̩̺̩͓͠n̴̹̲̖̝̲͍̲ ̧v̠̞̻͚͕̠e̠̝͙̱͈̰̻͟l̷ du̶̘̞͍̗̖̟ͅi҉̼̗͇̰ͅ ͉̮z̬̟h͕͝i̖̞r͇ ̕o̩̣n̳h͈̦̻͉̰̕ì̬̜̠ͅ t̷i͈̭̯̝̠v͢ḁ̞̳͕̘s͕͠t̖̳̝͙i̘̞͔̙r͝;͓͟ m̫̖͖̖̟̯̖ͨ́ả̯̠̅̊̕ ͈̲̟͉̰͎͖͑̋ͥͣͭạ̱͎̳̟̫̎̅̈́ͭͥͅṳ̢̬̮͂n̠̻̬̙̣̑ ̟̰̘͕ͥ͂̔͢rī̦̩ͥp̥̬̿̿̉ͤ̊͝ ̵̈́ͯ̅l̥ͦ̌̌͢ȩ̫̬̬̥̮͔́ͧ͒ç̦͔̜̞̦ͪ̉́͊k͒ͪͧ̽ͣ̇̔͏̮̭̖͇̘ ̶̠̈m̹̭̯̱̠͒̇a͂ ̹͍̪̲̻̈́̂͌̀t̳͔͇̪̰̐̒̓̇̃ͯa̿ù̫͈͒͗̚l̯ ͙͂̆̒̍̄̊͒ͅv̜̣̼̹̄̈́ͬ́̒ę̳͔̦̒ͣl̷̘̲͙̼̺̤̗̍͛̈́ ͔̺̼̟͉̭̾̔d̲͍̙̥̙͊͆͠u͔ͩͪ̂͝i̘̟̹͗ͫͨ̒́ ̴̳̠̈́̄ͥ̅́ͅz̮̙̤̣̩͉̤ͧͪ͗̔̑͋̉h̫̯͙̳ͫ̌ͅí̮̞̼͘r̺̈́̔́̃̇͜ͅ ̺̔̉͊̆́̚o̼̮̰̙ͬ͘n̥̣͐h̨̬̲̘͉͊̍͊͗i̦̟͕̥͎ͦ̉ͪ̋ ̘̞̖̫̙͇̞̔͌̀́t̤̥̳̬̠̱ͤ͌͛͛̆ͅa̯̤͎̹u̪ͥ̑̾͜ ̯̠͕͚̟̳ͭ̂̿͌dȕͩͫ̿͐̍i̻̟͍̠̼̪̒̔ͯ͛ͧ̂r̤̼͒̈́̊̈́ͬ̚̚ ̖͔̩̟̒ͥt̹̠͚̱̅r҉̯̙̳̤̯o͑͐̈́̀̀h̗̥̗̓̔̊̿͛͛ͨṉ̤̻̮ͤ;̩̜͖̜̯̭̘ͪ̅̋̒̒̆͜ i̩ͬͣ͘n͗͐҉̛̟̤͉̲̗͚̯ ͩ̄҉͚̲̣̺l̡̲̰͇̗̞̜̆ͣͨ͑̇ͭ̀ë͍͇̣̻̲͍̜́͑͐͑ͥͧ̓́͡f͕̬̈̃ͣͯ̀͘͜ị̧̳̦̩̳̱͙̅͋̽̿̎́͒ͦͅs̴̭ͨ ̢̝̬͍͚̺͇̙̗̠̈́̽ͫ̏̀d̠̲͕̠̄ͦ̃̑̌̊̚u͑̅͞҉̻ǐ̝̘͚̞͈̘̠̉̀̚͠ ̮̂̒̓ͬ̿̃͋͞m̔҉̰͈̙̩͉̜aͮͤ̌́͋̉͑ͥ͏͉̖̘̜͉͓̻̠ḩ̴͓̦̯ͥ̅̽͐ͩͥ̒i̦̟̍͐ͩs̖͈̥͖͖̝͑ͣ̏ͯͫͮ͟͝:̡̨̤͚̌̓̂̋͋Z̢̨̑ͭ̆ͯ̓̔̊͌͒̔̅̕͡͏̹͚̮̬͎̳̝Ȁ̓̑ͬ̎̈́͊̊͛ͪ̅̎̆͌ͯ̚̚͘͜҉̵̗̼̘̣̣͇͙̥ͅL̡̒ͧͭ̒͏͔̞̥͎̤̳͈̳͢ͅG̴̻͈̤͖͐ͧ̋͆͂ͤ͛̍̆͘̕O̡ͦ̿̈̿͊ͥ̋̾҉̵̥̹̱̦̳̘̬̳̮̮̭͕͔͎͇̫͘ͅ ̢̗̤̗̘̖̮̫ͥͫ̄́͐ͯ̅ͭ͐ͣ͒ͮͪ͛̚̕ͅͅk̰͔̼̼̱̬̹̣̬̘̝͇̙͍̙ͩ̑ͮ͛ͧ̓̃ͧͪ̍ͧ͑͑̿͢͠͝͡ḣ̵̡̭̫͙̲͙̩̗̹̲͔͍̺͔̺̱̄̓̓ͮ͌ͨ͑ͣ͜͝e̷̢̹̹͕͓̼̦̞̤̞͖̜̭͚̘̭͚̫͗ͨ́ͭ̄ͣ͊ļ̫͈͇̻͓͖̀̅̉̏̉̆ͭͥͤ̎́̕̕ͅ ̨̡̡̲͚̖͙͉͚̰͇̹̗̣̖̹̔ͦ̂̃͋͒͌̿͘͜g̎̀̒ͦ̄̄̌̒̃̔͏̝̰̘͈͙͉͙̮͖͎̱̳̹͘ȅ̛̻̜̪̭̱͚͙͉̗̭̯̣̱̘̖̩̦̫ͦ̃̓͐ͫ̌̏̓ͭ̍ͧͧ̅ͣͮ͆ͬ͟l̷̤̰̗̖̳̟̬͇̪̠̪̲̭̼͚̠͚͆̈́̉̀ͭ̈́̊͑̐̆̄͢͞ͅ-̨͈̗͈͉̘̗̮̘̆̊ͦ̓̕͘ḩ̸̹̠͈̤͍̮̠ͪ̍͗ͤ̊̾̑̀̇ͧ̈́ͦͣ̑̀̚͘͝ą̷͎̯͉̝̭̥̭͎̍͒͒ͬ̚͘͝ṽ͖̼̬̞͔̖͎̝̘͛̔̂̽̐̇̇ͥ̈́̒ͫ͋̉̃͜͝ͅì̷̼͔̺̫̤͙̩̼͕̬̼̯̪̈́͛̇͋̆ͮͯ̿͊ͯ̌̿ͬ̅̈̚͡s̶͇̮̟̝̲͔̮͖̙̜͚̫͈͐͐͐̈ͧ̾̿ͥͩͥ͂̿ͪ̕͢͠ͅ!̨̗̫̲̬͓̭̭̞̅̌͗͌̇ͮ̈́ͭ̀͟͟͜

[brinstar]

I̴n ̷gue̕rrís͜ ́sril͘ t͟oa͟ ̛ve͝l̢ ͡dui ͜a̕un ͘o͟nh̵i ͞gn̡i̵lr̴e̕n̕ fri͜m̨; m̵ḁ̶̪̟̼̤͕ ҉̫a͖ṳ̴͍̫̺̤n̵̪̞͍̭̝̖ ͔͓̫r͙̯̦̦̕i̡̦̝̝̱̪̝̠p ̪͖̞͘l͚͈̹é͔͖͓̥͟c̝̪̹͠ḱ̪͈͙̩̩ m̡ͅa͎̩̘̤ ̱̫̜u̦̻͞i̪̰̩̺̩͓͠n̴̹̲̖̝̲͍̲ ̧v̠̞̻͚͕̠e̠̝͙̱͈̰̻͟l̷ du̶̘̞͍̗̖̟ͅi҉̼̗͇̰ͅ ͉̮z̬̟h͕͝i̖̞r͇ ̕o̩̣n̳h͈̦̻͉̰̕ì̬̜̠ͅ t̷i͈̭̯̝̠v͢ḁ̞̳͕̘s͕͠t̖̳̝͙i̘̞͔̙r͝;͓͟ m̫̖͖̖̟̯̖ͨ́ả̯̠̅̊̕ ͈̲̟͉̰͎͖͑̋ͥͣͭạ̱͎̳̟̫̎̅̈́ͭͥͅṳ̢̬̮͂n̠̻̬̙̣̑ ̟̰̘͕ͥ͂̔͢rī̦̩ͥp̥̬̿̿̉ͤ̊͝ ̵̈́ͯ̅l̥ͦ̌̌͢ȩ̫̬̬̥̮͔́ͧ͒ç̦͔̜̞̦ͪ̉́͊k͒ͪͧ̽ͣ̇̔͏̮̭̖͇̘ ̶̠̈m̹̭̯̱̠͒̇a͂ ̹͍̪̲̻̈́̂͌̀t̳͔͇̪̰̐̒̓̇̃ͯa̿ù̫͈͒͗̚l̯ ͙͂̆̒̍̄̊͒ͅv̜̣̼̹̄̈́ͬ́̒ę̳͔̦̒ͣl̷̘̲͙̼̺̤̗̍͛̈́ ͔̺̼̟͉̭̾̔d̲͍̙̥̙͊͆͠u͔ͩͪ̂͝i̘̟̹͗ͫͨ̒́ ̴̳̠̈́̄ͥ̅́ͅz̮̙̤̣̩͉̤ͧͪ͗̔̑͋̉h̫̯͙̳ͫ̌ͅí̮̞̼͘r̺̈́̔́̃̇͜ͅ ̺̔̉͊̆́̚o̼̮̰̙ͬ͘n̥̣͐h̨̬̲̘͉͊̍͊͗i̦̟͕̥͎ͦ̉ͪ̋ ̘̞̖̫̙͇̞̔͌̀́t̤̥̳̬̠̱ͤ͌͛͛̆ͅa̯̤͎̹u̪ͥ̑̾͜ ̯̠͕͚̟̳ͭ̂̿͌dȕͩͫ̿͐̍i̻̟͍̠̼̪̒̔ͯ͛ͧ̂r̤̼͒̈́̊̈́ͬ̚̚ ̖͔̩̟̒ͥt̹̠͚̱̅r҉̯̙̳̤̯o͑͐̈́̀̀h̗̥̗̓̔̊̿͛͛ͨṉ̤̻̮ͤ;̩̜͖̜̯̭̘ͪ̅̋̒̒̆͜ i̩ͬͣ͘n͗͐҉̛̟̤͉̲̗͚̯ ͩ̄҉͚̲̣̺l̡̲̰͇̗̞̜̆ͣͨ͑̇ͭ̀ë͍͇̣̻̲͍̜́͑͐͑ͥͧ̓́͡f͕̬̈̃ͣͯ̀͘͜ị̧̳̦̩̳̱͙̅͋̽̿̎́͒ͦͅs̴̭ͨ ̢̝̬͍͚̺͇̙̗̠̈́̽ͫ̏̀d̠̲͕̠̄ͦ̃̑̌̊̚u͑̅͞҉̻ǐ̝̘͚̞͈̘̠̉̀̚͠ ̮̂̒̓ͬ̿̃͋͞m̔҉̰͈̙̩͉̜aͮͤ̌́͋̉͑ͥ͏͉̖̘̜͉͓̻̠ḩ̴͓̦̯ͥ̅̽͐ͩͥ̒i̦̟̍͐ͩs̖͈̥͖͖̝͑ͣ̏ͯͫͮ͟͝:̡̨̤͚̌̓̂̋͋Z̢̨̑ͭ̆ͯ̓̔̊͌͒̔̅̕͡͏̹͚̮̬͎̳̝Ȁ̓̑ͬ̎̈́͊̊͛ͪ̅̎̆͌ͯ̚̚͘͜҉̵̗̼̘̣̣͇͙̥ͅL̡̒ͧͭ̒͏͔̞̥͎̤̳͈̳͢ͅG̴̻͈̤͖͐ͧ̋͆͂ͤ͛̍̆͘̕O̡ͦ̿̈̿͊ͥ̋̾҉̵̥̹̱̦̳̘̬̳̮̮̭͕͔͎͇̫͘ͅ ̢̗̤̗̘̖̮̫ͥͫ̄́͐ͯ̅ͭ͐ͣ͒ͮͪ͛̚̕ͅͅk̰͔̼̼̱̬̹̣̬̘̝͇̙͍̙ͩ̑ͮ͛ͧ̓̃ͧͪ̍ͧ͑͑̿͢͠͝͡ḣ̵̡̭̫͙̲͙̩̗̹̲͔͍̺͔̺̱̄̓̓ͮ͌ͨ͑ͣ͜͝e̷̢̹̹͕͓̼̦̞̤̞͖̜̭͚̘̭͚̫͗ͨ́ͭ̄ͣ͊ļ̫͈͇̻͓͖̀̅̉̏̉̆ͭͥͤ̎́̕̕ͅ ̨̡̡̲͚̖͙͉͚̰͇̹̗̣̖̹̔ͦ̂̃͋͒͌̿͘͜g̎̀̒ͦ̄̄̌̒̃̔͏̝̰̘͈͙͉͙̮͖͎̱̳̹͘ȅ̛̻̜̪̭̱͚͙͉̗̭̯̣̱̘̖̩̦̫ͦ̃̓͐ͫ̌̏̓ͭ̍ͧͧ̅ͣͮ͆ͬ͟l̷̤̰̗̖̳̟̬͇̪̠̪̲̭̼͚̠͚͆̈́̉̀ͭ̈́̊͑̐̆̄͢͞ͅ-̨͈̗͈͉̘̗̮̘̆̊ͦ̓̕͘ḩ̸̹̠͈̤͍̮̠ͪ̍͗ͤ̊̾̑̀̇ͧ̈́ͦͣ̑̀̚͘͝ą̷͎̯͉̝̭̥̭͎̍͒͒ͬ̚͘͝ṽ͖̼̬̞͔̖͎̝̘͛̔̂̽̐̇̇ͥ̈́̒ͫ͋̉̃͜͝ͅì̷̼͔̺̫̤͙̩̼͕̬̼̯̪̈́͛̇͋̆ͮͯ̿͊ͯ̌̿ͬ̅̈̚͡s̶͇̮̟̝̲͔̮͖̙̜͚̫͈͐͐͐̈ͧ̾̿ͥͩͥ͂̿ͪ̕͢͠ͅ!̨̗̫̲̬͓̭̭̞̅̌͗͌̇ͮ̈́ͭ̀͟͟͜

yeah

[kiral]

I concur