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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby Tikker » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:56 pm

Spazz wrote: Technology allways moves forward and once it does it doesnt go back.



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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby Gaazy » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:18 pm

I reckon Id like to fight Spazz. I think itd be fun. The guys who go around claiming "oh I assure you I CAN fight buddy! Thats fo sho!" are the fun ones. Gotta love sittin at the bar and listening to those guys sittin on the corner talkin louder than everyone else, of course, yellin about how they can.

Especially knowing him on here. I can picture it now already. Someone would get tired of listening to it and go "hey buddy, would you shut the fuck up? No one cares where the fuck your from", then Spazz, the kid in skater boi baggy pants and stoned out of his mind, goes down into some MMA stance he saw on TV and starts squelling like a pig "come on motherfucker, ill whip all you fuckaz!!!", I from da M-I nigga, outside 8 mile nigga! HYAAIIIIIIIII!!!!" LIGHTNING BOLT, LIGHTNING BOLT, super round house side backhanded overfoot super kick! Scared yet!?!! OHH you gota gun? Hang on a sec, Hey tug, go get my piece nigga! I got some fools to smoke! Get my shank to while you at it! No, not the toothbrush, the comb, yeah thats it, the one I made out of moms favorite comb, nonono the fine tooth, not the..yeah thats it. Ok, what now mothafucka! Lets get it on! Im gonna whup you like Tito did on TV last month! Maybe if I can just get a super armbar neck grab super clutch ankle twister youll tap out and i wont need to shank yo ass!" ....."whered my bowl go...."...."shit...."




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you have to realize when i say guns are for pussies it's because they're like a recent human development. we never needed them before, so why now? well it's because a fat man is still as effective at fighting with a gun as someone that's actually in shape. it's easier to talk shit and point a gun than it is to actually know how to fight. and it's true. you can get someone to do almost anything if you point a gun at them. it's the lazy man's way out


That would kick ass. Back to the olden days of whos got the swifter swordhand. And the winner plunders and rapes all the wenches. Meh, i think Ive been reading to much song of fire and ice lately. I even thought the other day how fun it would be to search around the net and find a real blacksmith or whatever and find a real longsword like they would have used and teach myself how to use it, just for the hell of it. Seems like itd be fun if I could manage to not cut my arm off and chop up all the trees in the backyard to pieces. /shrug maybe if we could just go back to at least the plundering part...win a fight, plunder the women...hmm...
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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby Drem » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:41 pm

i mean basically it's a pretty romanticized viewpoint but i just think guns are kinda whack. tho i do like world war 2 era weapons and am kinda obsessed w/ them
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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby Tuggan » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:13 pm

Drem wrote:i mean basically it's a pretty romanticized viewpoint but i just think guns are kinda whack. tho i do like world war 2 era weapons and am kinda obsessed w/ them


all them pussy ass faggot world war 2 vets. shoulda been using war hammers and swords like REAL MEN. know what i'm sayin?
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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby Tuggan » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:16 pm

Gaazy wrote:Especially knowing him on here. I can picture it now already. Someone would get tired of listening to it and go "hey buddy, would you shut the fuck up? No one cares where the fuck your from", then Spazz, the kid in skater boi baggy pants and stoned out of his mind, goes down into some MMA stance he saw on TV and starts squelling like a pig "come on motherfucker, ill whip all you fuckaz!!!", I from da M-I nigga, outside 8 mile nigga! HYAAIIIIIIIII!!!!" LIGHTNING BOLT, LIGHTNING BOLT, super round house side backhanded overfoot super kick! Scared yet!?!! OHH you gota gun? Hang on a sec, Hey tug, go get my piece nigga! I got some fools to smoke! Get my shank to while you at it! No, not the toothbrush, the comb, yeah thats it, the one I made out of moms favorite comb, nonono the fine tooth, not the..yeah thats it. Ok, what now mothafucka! Lets get it on! Im gonna whup you like Tito did on TV last month! Maybe if I can just get a super armbar neck grab super clutch ankle twister youll tap out and i wont need to shank yo ass!" ....."whered my bowl go...."...."shit...."


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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby Spazz » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:30 pm

Dude that is the funniest thing Ive seen all day. Id throw down with you for fun gman. Then after words we could shake off the cobwebbs and have a beer or 2 talkin bout REPRESENTING and redneck brotherhood. Every once in a while I go out and some shit gets started but for the most part I dont pick fights and keep my nose clean. I never said i was the hardest just that I can handle myself well enough. Im not a ufc hopeful or anything but Im not some small runt who is afraid of blood either. Also why on earth would you want to fight somone you know is packin?





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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby 10sun » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:47 pm

So a friend was jacked on his bicycle the other day by 6 guys while he was riding home from work.

He is actually a Concealed Carry instructor, but didn't have his gun on him at the time.

Suggestions? Integrated shotgun in the handlebars of bicycles?
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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby Spazz » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:55 pm

How bout dont leave your weapon at home. If ol dude was going for a bike ride with the fag shorts and shit he should have got a fanny pack and kept it up in there. Im sure he knows better than I do. And even if you do have your weapon you can still be touched it just gives you better odds.
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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby 10sun » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:11 pm

The presumption that just because someone rides a bicycle they will own and wear bike shorts and a fanny pack is truly indicative of our country's need for a selective breeding program and higher standards for public education. You sir, are an idiot.

As I said the guy was riding home from work.
His office, like most others, does not permit concealed weapons inside.
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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby Spazz » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:55 pm

Im not an idiot you just didnt get what I was tryin to tell you. I didnt know what kind of bikeride he was on. Concealed means concealed and unless you pull a 2pac no ones gonna know. I was saying I didnt know what he was wearing if he was dressed normal he could conceal anywhere and that if he was in bikeride gear he could get a fannypack. I wasnt dissin your mans I was just saying theres allways an option.
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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby Spazz » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:58 pm

I forgot to add how dare I have a thought in my head that someones living a more healthy lifestyle than I am doing the long bike ride thing and what not.
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Re: Guns - couple current events

Postby brinstar » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:29 pm

10sun wrote:So a friend was jacked on his bicycle the other day by 6 guys while he was riding home from work.

He is actually a Concealed Carry instructor, but didn't have his gun on him at the time.

Suggestions? Integrated shotgun in the handlebars of bicycles?


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