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Tossica wrote:If you turn a girl on enough, she'll do pretty much anything. Not because she feels like she has to but because she wants to.


this
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Gypsiyee wrote:
Tossica wrote:If you turn a girl on enough, she'll do pretty much anything. Not because she feels like she has to but because she wants to.


this


does "anything" include ass to mouth?
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Harrison wrote:That's how I got around to putting it in my girlfriend's ass one time lol

"Do whatever you want..."

Just gotta turn them on enough lol



harrison you know i love you but this grossed me right the fuck out, omg lol
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Gypsiyee wrote:
Tossica wrote:If you turn a girl on enough, she'll do pretty much anything. Not because she feels like she has to but because she wants to.


this


it's true
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Tossica wrote:If you turn a girl on enough, or drug her, she'll do pretty much anything. Not because she feels like she has to, or is able to feel anything at all, but because she wants to.


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Harrison wrote:That's how I got around to putting it in my girlfriend's ass one time lol

"Do whatever you want..."

Just gotta turn them on enough lol


I know what happened! You gave her the picture frame didn't you?
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per⋅fec⋅tion [per-fek-shuhn]
–noun
1. the state or quality of being or becoming perfect.
2. the highest degree of proficiency, skill, or excellence, as in some art.
3. a perfect embodiment or example of something.
4. a quality, trait, or feature of the highest degree of excellence.
5. the highest or most nearly perfect degree of a quality or trait.
6. the act or fact of perfecting.

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brinstar wrote:
Gypsiyee wrote:
Tossica wrote:If you turn a girl on enough, she'll do pretty much anything. Not because she feels like she has to but because she wants to.

this

it's true

Yep.

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Lol I don't remember posting that, at all...
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That's ok. We all will remember for you :)
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Re: German Porn

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No, I remember the gift idea lol

I don't remember posting about my first "green light" for anal lol

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