seen on msn messenger today. keep raisin em right amurica!!

[Drem]

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010 ... ?GT1=43001

[brinstar]

post raisin bran has two scoops!


probably gonna catch hell for this, but w/e:

i got bit on the neck once by a "vampire" at a club during a halloween dance party (actually now that i think of it, that was the same year i went as andy dick, so... 2003? back before all this twilight bullshit anyway). i was grindin with this amazingly* hot music major in the middle of a dance floor, she was wearing these really expensive prosthetic fangs-- not just the kind you put in like a mouthguard. shit got real intense, the booze and the beats took over, and in the heat of the moment she wrapped me up and chomped on my throat. it wasn't quiiiite hard enough to draw blood, but holy crap i thought i was gonna melt on the spot

not saying the whole blood-drinking thing is cool per se, especially since it's a bunch of retard teenagers sperging about OMG EDWARD, but i have to admit if that girl had pushed the issue yeah i probably would've gone along with it






*seriously, this girl wasn't just "out of my league" hot, she was "i thought they only had girls this hot in hollywood" hot