The ghetto retards and a pitbull

[brinstar]

Every time I catch one it belongs to the most ghetto fuckers around.

wait, this is rhetorical - right?

[Spazz]

Im just sayin it would be a lot cooler if it belonged to a hot chick than some gangstas.

[Drem]

Oh Drem, if only those skinny jeans and that Tim Burton haircut gave you some kind of hipster super strength, you would be every bit the internet tough guy you pretend to be.

you look like a neo nazi that would slit his girlfriend's throat in her sleep

and i don't look or dress anything like what you're fantacising about. and why am i a hipster? where the fuck do you get this stupid shit from

pics from freshman year of college 8 years ago? ahahahahaha. ok uncle rico, let's dwell on the past

i've never met a bad pit bull. some silly little faggot on the internet is not going to convince me that they're somehow evil or bad because they kill as many people as like, horses or bees or wasps do every year. i just don't care

[Zanchief]

Uh oh, Drem's going all Drem on us. It might be time to start lecturing us on how we aren't making good life decisions because we don't know how to use chopsticks.

I'm not trying to “convince” you of anything. I'm presenting facts (which you didn't even read) in order to clarify something. It's up to you whether you want to be ignorant of the facts or not.

[leah]

HEY. speaking of vicious dogs. jorsh and i found a new home for our evil biting maniac this weekend (who is adjusting remarkably well to his new home--we're hoping he just needed the right owners to turn around his craziness)... and ended up adopting a six-year-old yellow lab named Beau. he's pretty awesome. he fetches and cuddles and doesn't bite or bark. he's kind of a dim bulb but we love him.

that's all, i guess. oh, and i attached pictures.

[Zanchief]

Cute dog. Why does he have human clothing?

[leah]

dunno. the folks we adopted him from put the bandana on him and josh thinks it looks really jaunty so we're just going to leave it. plus it's husker red, so he'll fit right in with the rest of this football-obsesssed town. :P

[Zanchief]

You should get him a little cowboy hat.

[Drem]

the only one ignoring statistics in this thread is you because you can't put anything into perspective

but you're obviously incredibly biased

you've already completely ignored a few of my posts that agreed with some of your points but, whatever. you're a tunnel-visioning douchebag anyway and apparently all you wanna do is namecall, egostroke and e-fight so whatever

nice use of operative words like "us" as well, considering one other person agrees with you in this whole thread

have fun being a 12yo girl about this tho

[Drem]

not to mention the fact that you're actually backing up social media like it's a viable source of information when it's a well-known fact that animal control officers have reported to the ASPCA across the country (the US) that media outlets have no interest in reporting dog attack incidents unless it involved a pitbull

but i'm sure that's just a load of shit to you, because you just know everything about everything, don't you?

what a sheep. post some more articles about it, please

the NCRC even studied the statistics of "dog attack statistics" over a four day period and came up with:

August 18, 2007—A Labrador mix attacked a 70-year-old man, sending him to the hospital in critical condition. Police officers arrived at the scene and the dog was shot after charging the officers.
This incident was reported in one article in the local paper.

August 19, 2007—A 16-month-old child received fatal head and neck injuries after being attacked by a mixed-breed dog.
This attack was reported on twice by the local paper.

August 20, 2007—A six-year-old boy was hospitalized after having his ear torn off and receiving a severe bite to the head by a medium-sized, mixed-breed dog.
This incident was reported in one article in the local paper.

August 21, 2007—A 59-year-old woman was attacked in her home by two pit bulls and was hospitalized with severe, but not fatal, injuries.
This attack was reported in over 230 articles in national and international newspapers, as well as major television news networks including CNN, MSNBC and FOX

you can inform yourself about it here if you feel like actually knowing the facts from some articles that don't just accept as fact what you've unfortunately accepted:

http://nationalcanineresearchcouncil.com/dog-bites/

http://nationalcanineresearchcouncil.co ... the-media/

http://www.aspca.org/fight-animal-cruel ... media.aspx

but i'm sure you think that's a load of shit too, because you know everything about everything and pitbulls are just so mean and scary

it's 100% on the owner. i've never met a bad pitbull. and i've met a lot of pitbulls. your statistics don't mean shit

and i'm tired, and i imagine the other people here trying to defend them are tired, of beating our heads against brick walls when the only defense you have is "but this statistical report says......"

[Zanchief]

Funny that you think I am the one who's resorted to name-calling first.

Go back and read the thread post by post. If you're not embarrassed by your behaviour I don't know what to say to you.

If you don't have the maturity to handle internet conversations while remaining slightly civil, or at the very least interesting, please just stop posting man.

[Drem]

you went on for 3 pages about how scary they are and i said you're probably scared of them when you walk by them on the street, moved on

you're still butthurt about it

dont' give me any talk about how civilized you think you are, you can't even take jokes, you're a little bitch

[Zanchief]

You don't make jokes, Drem, you fly into a fit of rage, and then when you calm down you pretend it was all jokes.

How many times have we done the same dance? It's the internet man, relax.

[Drem]

you are unbelievably arrogant

think whatever you want you fuckin weirdo

[leah]

You should get him a little cowboy hat.

OMG i would just die! i'd have to take a picture of him and caption it with DERP hehehe. i wish we could rename him Derp, actually.

[brinstar]

all yellow/golden dogs require a red bandana, fact

jake the retriever had one, we called it his "bandana of dogness +3"

[Harrison]

you are unbelievably arrogant

think whatever you want you fuckin weirdo

You DO fly into fits of rage, recant them claiming "joking" or the ever-so-clever "trolling", and then call everyone involved something to the tune of, "out of touch with reality."

I can bring up examples if you wish to try to say otherwise. They've been pointed out in at least three threads the past 2 months or so alone lol

You seem like you don't enjoy anything, ever, and are really an unpleasant doucher. I doubt this is the case but you'd think after a few years here you'd not be such a nerdrager all the time.

[Gypsiyee]

dunno. the folks we adopted him from put the bandana on him and josh thinks it looks really jaunty so we're just going to leave it. plus it's husker red, so he'll fit right in with the rest of this football-obsesssed town. :P

I just love the word jaunty.. and your exquisite use of it in this statement also too as well.

[Drem]

you are unbelievably arrogant

think whatever you want you fuckin weirdo

You DO fly into fits of rage, recant them claiming "joking" or the ever-so-clever "trolling", and then call everyone involved something to the tune of, "out of touch with reality."

I can bring up examples if you wish to try to say otherwise. They've been pointed out in at least three threads the past 2 months or so alone lol

You seem like you don't enjoy anything, ever, and are really an unpleasant doucher. I doubt this is the case but you'd think after a few years here you'd not be such a nerdrager all the time.

wow, you guys need to lighten up

you're making me sad thinking that what i write affects you guys like this

in the kitchen we talk about fucking each other's moms in the ass or about how gay and how much cock the guy next to us likes to suck even if he's married. your little virgin ears obviously can't handle swear words or something. or that equates to this cute little new term you're using in EVERY goddamn thread you talk about me in: "raging"

i think it's cute

[Harrison]

lmao trust me, you don't affect me, I'm just pointing it out.

I work in a meat room. The banter is quite similar. That anecdote doesn't detract from my point, at all.

Here, you are pretty much permaraged and the queen of all Negative Nancies.

[Drem]

HOW?

i spent this whole thread defending a harmless animal that's a victim of poor ownership and media bias

you and zanchief and the only raging negative nancies ITT

completely negated all your points, have posted statistical evidence to back up my side of the argument (conveniently ignored, as per the norm with you stupid fucks), and cracked some jokes

and you're both butthurt tryin to like, profile and analyze me on the internet

what in thee fuck is wrong with you

[Harrison]

Lol point out my butthurtedness in this thread, please

I think I only passingly put in a few quips, because this thread has been done to death.

My quips were more to point out the similarities between a breed of animal created out of violence, and gun(inanimate object) ownership and the subsequent hypocritical desire for abolishment of that right and not the other.

[Harrison]

P.S. a bear in captivity is harmless until it mauls someone, subjectivity ftl.

[Drem]

what the fuck's a bear got to do with a domesticated animal

[Zanchief]

meh I'll just back out of this one.