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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby brinstar » Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:14 pm

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leah wrote:dunno. the folks we adopted him from put the bandana on him and josh thinks it looks really jaunty so we're just going to leave it. plus it's husker red, so he'll fit right in with the rest of this football-obsesssed town. :P


I just love the word jaunty.. and your exquisite use of it in this statement also too as well.


once when i was talking to someone about a song i referred to it as jaunty and he was like "uhhh how can a song be yellow"

i was all like HEH

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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:17 pm

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leah wrote:dunno. the folks we adopted him from put the bandana on him and josh thinks it looks really jaunty so we're just going to leave it. plus it's husker red, so he'll fit right in with the rest of this football-obsesssed town. :P


I just love the word jaunty.. and your exquisite use of it in this statement also too as well.


once when i was talking to someone about a song i referred to it as jaunty and he was like "uhhh how can a song be yellow"

i was all like HEH

edit: snipe bitches


..whiskey tango foxtrot.

that's genius.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:06 am

yeah, because it's a fucking genius move to keep an unneutered large dog at prime breeding age around a woman giving off crazy female hormones.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Tossica » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:52 am

If they had a less deadly breed of dog, she'd still be alive.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Spazz » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:26 pm

Yea cuz other dog breeds cant kill you.

http://www.komonews.com/news/national/26032164.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... n-him.html

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/12/ ... 292957960/

http://www.unchainyourdog.org/news/Roebuck.htm


I could go on if you want but I hope you see the pattern. Each one of these cases has something in common. As I have said when A pit kills someone you see it on the news cuz that is the kind of story people like to hear. Another dog breed and you dont hear shit about it. Any ill repeat that ANY large dog breed can kill you and sometimes all it takes is a small one. Accidents with animals happen but 9 times out of 10 its a person at fault.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Tossica » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:53 pm

Blah, blah, blah. People keep deadly breeds for pets, people get maimed or die.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Zanchief » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:57 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:yeah, because it's a fucking genius move to keep an unneutered large dog at prime breeding age around a woman giving off crazy female hormones.


Sounds like a pretty shitty excuse.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Tossica » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:05 pm

Zanchief wrote:
Gypsiyee wrote:yeah, because it's a fucking genius move to keep an unneutered large dog at prime breeding age around a woman giving off crazy female hormones.


Sounds like a pretty shitty excuse.


Quite possibly one of the shittiest I've heard.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:22 pm

I'm not going to bother having this conversation again with people who flat out ignore any evidence that doesn't align with their hyperbolic media-backed hysteria. Congratulations, your one liner uneducated zingers put you on par with Mindia in this discussion.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Tikker » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:49 pm

brinstar wrote:
once when i was talking to someone about a song i referred to it as jaunty and he was like "uhhh how can a song be yellow"

i was all like HEH




yellow in french is jaune, so maybe that's where they were going?
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:47 pm

Tikker wrote:
brinstar wrote:
once when i was talking to someone about a song i referred to it as jaunty and he was like "uhhh how can a song be yellow"

i was all like HEH




yellow in french is jaune, so maybe that's where they were going?


pronounced the same too? well thank you Tikker, I learned something new today. though my assumption would still be that he was confusing jaunty with jaundice.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby brinstar » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:59 pm

you're both right

jaundice is based on the french word for yellow

jaunty is actually a corruption of another french word (gentil, anglicized as genteel), but sounds and looks very similar

he had confused the two, hence why he was wondering how a song could be yellow


anyway if i bought a king cobra and then my pregnant wife subsequently died of a venomous bite, would you blame me for being a crappy pet-owner or would you blame the king cobra for being a hard-wired killing machine? no, my guess is you'd probably call me an idiot for bringing a hard-wired killing machine into my home and then ask me why the fuck i would want a king cobra when i could've had a chill-as-fuck ball python instead
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Tikker » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:15 pm

Sorry Brinstar, no logic allowed
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Drem » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:15 pm

the only logic involved would be knowing why the dog killed her. and there probably isn't video footage. i mean considering the dog and the woman lived together for a while, she probably did something really stupid and dog killed her. surprise surprise. you can't treat everything like dirt under your feet

i'm not just saying white people, but most of the white people i know treat their animals like subordinates. all they do is yell "NO" and hit it or slap it, most people i see don't just enjoy their pets, they use it as an outlet for their stress or control needs. but then the people i know that treat their animals as just other inhabitants of the earth, and treat them with decency and respect, end up with badass cats that speak on command and fetch bottle caps or dogs that are just as cool and cute/funny as you could ever want. it's 100% the owner, and their weird preconceived notions of what's right and what's wrong and how they enforce those idiologies that ruin the animals they own instead of building them
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Menelvir » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:54 pm

Speaking of pets and their oft-neglectful owners...

About 11 weeks ago, I rescued six puppies (one female, five males) from an area adjacent to our property. The female that whelped them is a stray, mixed-breed, and wanders the neighborhood; we think it likely that she hooked up with a male basset hound that lives in the area, because the pups have some basset-like features (and voices).

The heat and extreme drought conditions (I live in S. Central Texas) were making it less and less likely that the mother would be able to adequately care for even two of them, much less all of them. I'm not sure where she was finding food and water to produce milk for them.

When I first discovered the den and the pups, I let them be. I checked on them again after a weeks time, and they seemed to be worse off.

I had at one point considered euthanizing them both because at one point it seemed it would be a mercy, and also because if they managed to somehow survive, I didn't want six more stray dogs in the area. I decided not to do so. So instead, my wife and I took all of them in. Despite being at least somewhat dehydrated they thrived under our care (we started by feeding them scrambled eggs mixed with plain yogurt ).

We managed to adopt two of the males out to other families, but we've still got the four (the female and three males), they're about 15 weeks old now.

We've taken them all to the vet for parvo, hookworm, etc., and the vet neutered one of the males (he had surgery to remove an eye "tag" in the fold of his eyelid [a Shar Pei-ish trait, I'm told]), so they did the neutering at the same time).

I've bought a yard of cedar shavings and shoveled it into the pen where we keep them, both to fight the dust (help hold in moisture) and to mitigate the smell from waste.

When they're loose and out of the smaller penned area, they have to be watched, because we have ranch-style fencing which they have learned they can squeeze through. Eventually, they'll be 50 - 60 lb. dogs and unable to squeeze through, but not for a while yet.

I'm trying to routinely but slowly train them, starting out with very simple response training, and they seem to be taking well to it so far. But I feel it's difficult to give each of them the individual attention that each deserves. It's time-consuming (and occasionally frustrating - they can be quite unruly, not to mention downright destructive).

And for me, someone who is extremely selfish, especially when it comes to my leisure time, the whole experience has been a bit rough.

But I don't think that I can give any of them up now. They've all grown on me. And I'm almost certain my blood pressure goes down when I spend quality time with them. So I guess in the end, if we can get over the initial difficult humps, I think it will be worth it.

The last thing I want is to have four large dogs that jump at guests or worse, bite someone, so I'm going to keep trying to work with them - a puppy training class is probably also in my future.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Spazz » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:34 am

Big ups for saving the babies. Ihave 2 beagles myself some times they drive me crazy but I love my boys and am happy to have them around.... most of the time anyway :) . Some days they decide they are going to bark and howl all day long and its a real pain in the ass to get them to stop. Its hard to be mad at them though cuz when they know dads angry they put their heads on the ground sideways and give me the face.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Zanchief » Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:49 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:I'm not going to bother having this conversation again with people who flat out ignore any evidence that doesn't align with their hyperbolic media-backed hysteria. Congratulations, your one liner uneducated zingers put you on par with Mindia in this discussion.


I've presented mountains of evidence which you readily discard because you have a friend "in the know" about pitbulls. Tell me which one of us sounds more like Mindia. The one claiming a world wide media conspiracy, or the one quoting undeniable statistics.

Mindia, indeed.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Harrison » Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:41 pm

Hey guys, animals with histories of being violent can potentially be dangerous.

This is breaking news.

But, they can also be cuddly and never be a problem their entire lives...

This is breaking news.

There is no fucking conspiracy against them.
There is a massive potential for them to be dangerous moreso than other breeds.
They're not the most dangerous, but they're far from the other end of the spectrum too. Trying to say otherwise is very simply ignoring evidence presented to you because you don't like it personally.

Pitbulls are more problematic than they are otherwise. This isn't bred from my subscription to some imaginary media bias or whatever bullshit you wish to believe. This is just me observing the world around me.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Spazz » Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:47 pm

I dont get what is so hard to grasp about this subject. A dog is a product of its environment I dont care what kind of dog period. A bad dog is usually the result of a bad owner. Just like guns I dont think everyone should be allowed to have one. As I have already stated any large dog can fuck your shit up but If you raise them right the chances are that they wont. Anything can be dangerous in the wrong hands.

To be really blunt about it the pitbull problem is a racial problem. Yea I know it was a white couple in tossicas little story but 9 times out of 10 when you hear about a pit its in the ghetto owned by some ignorant thug. If pits get banned the race we all know im talking about will find another breed to fuck up. Go ahead and tell me im wrong.

Yea im feeling hateful today.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby leah » Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:58 pm

my dogs are the best in the whole world. just fyi ^_^ (two corgis--a tri male and a red female--and a yellow lab)

however, we did have a terrible experience with our other tri corgi. he was vicious and aggressive and caused us (and friends and family) a lot of physical harm. we tried training classes and DVDs and all kinds of other things but nothing worked, so we found him a new home. our current three dogs are angels. i don't really know what happened with Chester but i still feel sad that we weren't able to make it work.

...i guess i don't know what exactly i have to contribute to this conversation aside from the fact that we had a typically awesome breed of dog go crazypants on us and it sucked, while the other three dogs in the exact same environment are thriving and are super cool dogs. i don't know what to make of it.






this entire post is kind of useless. sorry :\
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Lyion » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:18 am

Spazz wrote:I dont get what is so hard to grasp about this subject. A dog is a product of its environment I dont care what kind of dog period. A bad dog is usually the result of a bad owner. Just like guns I dont think everyone should be allowed to have one. As I have already stated any large dog can fuck your shit up but If you raise them right the chances are that they wont. Anything can be dangerous in the wrong hands. .


It's capability. A Basset Hound is akin to a BB Gun. A Pit Bull is akin to a Howitzer. Which one is going to do more damage if it goes off? Not to mention Bassets are bred to be sweet and family dogs. Pits are fighters, period. I for the life of me cannot understand how anyone would own a dog that historically is there to kill. It's a dormant time bomb. You can say it's like any dog, but it just isn't.

Anyways, I'd euthanize every Pit Bull and similar attack dogs in our country if I could. The stats, deaths, and maiming back up why people should not own them versus a gentle breed. Sure, the numbers are small, but I'm sure the number of people accidently blown up by Bazooka's would equally be small, but I wouldn't want them widespread either.

p.s. Should we start calling Leah 'Queen' for her Corgi fascination?

p.p.s. Great Story, Men. Welcome to the dog lovers club. I've had two Bassets for the last 16 years and they really grow on you. Wonderful, social dogs.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby Zanchief » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:19 am

Harrison wrote:They're not the most dangerous


But they are, by far.
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby leah » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:19 am

i don't know why i love corgis so much but damn they're just the best dogs ever. such big personalities in such tiny (and funny-looking) packages. the Queen and i would obviously get along swimmingly. :P
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Re: The ghetto retards and a pitbull

Postby leah » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:22 am

this is my girl April.
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