Ways to KNOW that you're officially a grownup:

[Spazz]

Fuck just for men. Ive been going gray since I was a teenager and it doesnt really bother me all that much. WOuld crack me up if I fucked that shit up and ended up looking like nwo hollywood hogan though.

[Narrock]

Nah, I've been using "just for men" beard color for 5 years now. That's when my goat was getting grey. I dont like that. I use light brown, and it matches my hair pretty good. I'm only getting some grey on the sides of my head, and you can barely tell when I keep my hair cut short... Clipper cut number 1 1/2 on the sides and back.

[Spazz]

Whats wrong with some gray hair man? It wont kill you.

[10sun]

[Gypsiyee]

I knew I was a grown up when I was stoked to buy a Shark steam mop this weekend.. I mean, I was seriously giddy.

[Ganzo]

Fuck you all with all of your gray hair.

All my hair abandoned my head at 28

[brinstar]

just turned 32

have not found a single strand of grey

still luxurious and golden like when i was a wee lad

deal with it greyhairhavers

[Lyion]

I turn 44 in November and have no grey hair, unless I don't shave. I was complaining about being old at the coffee shop at the mall and the 25 year old girl said that people 'our' age should not gripe about being old. ha...

I'd post a pic, but I'm too lazy. PM/IM me if you are on the evil Facebook and want to compare mugshots, Brin.

[brinstar]

i don't have any normal mugshots per se

they're all goofy or processed or costumed or mid-coitus


edit to avoid double post: and i'm not sure you wanna be FB friends, if you think i'm super leftist on NT hoo boy you've only seen a fraction of it

[10sun]

Slightly more facial hair than when I was 18, but for the most part the same. 6'2" 200 pounds.

[Lyion]

i don't have any normal mugshots per se

they're all goofy or processed or costumed or mid-coitus

edit to avoid double post: and i'm not sure you wanna be FB friends, if you think i'm super leftist on NT hoo boy you've only seen a fraction of it

Ah, I respect anyone's political leanings. I'd have a beer and hang out with you anytime.

[leah]

i don't have any normal mugshots per se

they're all goofy or processed or costumed or mid-coitus


edit to avoid double post: and i'm not sure you wanna be FB friends, if you think i'm super leftist on NT hoo boy you've only seen a fraction of it

[brinstar]

i don't have any normal mugshots per se

they're all goofy or processed or costumed or mid-coitus


edit to avoid double post: and i'm not sure you wanna be FB friends, if you think i'm super leftist on NT hoo boy you've only seen a fraction of it

hahahahahaha just seeing if you were paying attention

[vonkaar]

I came into this page and saw this at the top and it made me laugh:

Fuck just for men.

Why do you fuck?

Just for men. Spazz needs them constantly.

I mean, I get it now... but it was funny when I first saw it.

Carry on.

[Spazz]

what

[Kramer]

I'm 37. It all hit the fan at 35.5 yrs for me. Within 12-14 months these 1sts happened:
a) hernia
b) prescription eyeglasses
c) serious GI Issues, can no longer eat more than a small amount of carbs daily without serious reprecussions

As someone who played multiple sports I find Iam looking forward to turning 40... It'll help cross that psychological line into NOT thinking I should somehow be able to function how I did at 20

[Spazz]

LOls ihad a hernia over the summer that shit was a bitch. I also think im starting to go blind but dont have vision care dont know bout the gi issue but I know I get heartburn from almost everything I eat now.

I still say fuck just for men. I got every color of silver gray and white hanging out on my face chest and head. I cant see my back and my ass but I hope that shits all gray and white too.

[Jay]

A list of why I'm old:

1) I caught myself saying how music good back in my day and that music now sucks. (Is it my perception due to my age or does music actually suck?)
2) Socks and boxers as a gift I'd be really happy with.
3) Singles guys 10 years younger than me scoring with lots of girls = stud. Guy my age scoring with lots of girls = sad.
4) I care more about a car being spacious and comfortable rather than looking cool and going fast now.
5) Fresh Prince of Bel Air is on Nick at Nite and that offends me.
6) I feel flattered when I get carded
7) Half of my movie collection requires a VCR
8) I know what a VCR is
9) I had fun couch shopping with my wife
10) I have a wife. On purpose.

[Spazz]

1) I caught myself saying how music good back in my day and that music now sucks. (Is it my perception due to my age or does music actually suck?)

Lot of my fave albums of all time have a 94 to 97ish release date. I think its both we are old and the fads pass us by but it also indeed really shitty.

3) Singles guys 10 years younger than me scoring with lots of girls = stud. Guy my age scoring with lots of girls = sad

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I couldnt agree more about that.

4) I care more about a car being spacious and comfortable rather than looking cool and going fast now.

Yea Im in the market for an suv. A fucking big one like a tahoe

5) Fresh Prince of Bel Air is on Nick at Nite and that offends me.

Yea dude I dont know entirely why but when I see shows that were on when i was a kid on that shit it give me an uneasy feeling.

6) I feel flattered when I get carded

Not me man im so grizzled looking that it seriously offends me.

[Drem]

No, good music is still everywhere. You're just not looking in the right places!

[Spazz]

Well yea its underground and hat not but you wont just be out and about and hear a new good song on the radio .. at least thats my take on things. I knw immortal technique is working on the middle passage and when it comes out its gonna be awesome. I loved the new tim barry jams from the spring. I know good music still exists its just not the mainstream. Bottom line if your not musically elite( indy music) your not going to hear anything goood.

[Drem]

I wouldnt call it being elite, just adventerous. Theres a little major label stuff thats ok too. I just dont like gettin stuck in ruts and listening to the same artist or genre forever

[Spazz]

I listen to a lot of stuff but I lock on to one thing at a time. I really been heavy on ben nichols tim barry and immortal technique for most of this year. I find that with music its hit or miss I either like things or I dont. A lot of the time I go back in time to my highschool playlist when I needa mood booster. I find a handful of new things every so often to add to the mix, people i like still put out some shit and theres always the musical time machine. I try to avoid the radio at all costs , im not better than it it just doesnt play things I like.

[brinstar]

I wouldnt call it being elite, just adventerous. Theres a little major label stuff thats ok too. I just dont like gettin stuck in ruts and listening to the same artist or genre forever

ya i dig around for good indy music all the time, it doesn't make me an elitist

other things probably do, but not that