Life updates

[vonkaar]

Just met The Vonkaar in person on Friday. Even got some extra-long tours of random freeways and side streets of Portland in the bargain too. Finally met Azlana in person as well. (Side note: Jake's still has excellent seafood)

-Arlos

Had a blast and got introduced to an amazing seafood joint in my new hometown. Totally look me up next time you're in town =).

[ClakarEQ]

Just bought me a new travel trailer for the summer camping season

anyone want to buy a tent trailer?

I think I told you back when you bought your pop-up, you'd be better off buying a travel trailer LOL.

[Tikker]

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[Spazz]

My 2 updates for today are I got my medical license and I woke up this morning to find my car had run away from home. The police still havent shown up to talk to me.

[10sun]

I had to piss in a cup for the first time ever today.

It required lots of manual dexterity & something in my bladder.

End result will be a promotion & 60% pay raise... and I'll keep doing the same job essentially.

[Tossica]

I had to pee in a cup once. Fuck that shit. Pretty humiliating experience, IMO.

[10sun]

I understand; I handle $500k+ transactions on a regular basis.

I just thought it was funny how much coordination it took.

[Kaemon]

You guys never pissed in a cup for a doctors checkup before? That's how they also check kidney function.

[Tossica]

Pretty sure 70% of the company I work for, including the entire director staff would fail if we had to piss.

[Arlos]

Never had to pee in a cup for anything work related, and I've had jobs that have had me in the central server room at the main corporate HQ building of a major bank for hours at a time unobserved. I was working around the mainframes holding the information for every single account and transaction the bank did, and around all their networking equipment. I even worked for a summer at GE Capital, taking orders for inter-bank loans, where I think the largest order I personally processed was $120 million.

Now, for health issues, I've had to pee in a cup, so the docs could get lab results, etc, and it's really difficult, actually.

-Arlos

[Trielelvan]

LOL you men would never cut it as a female. We ladies pretty much have to do this every single time we go to the doctor... for anything... and we don't have a convenient pour spout to do it with either. Hmm... then again though, I suppose it'd be kind of like trying to fill one of those cups with a high-pressure hose...

[Tikker]

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[brinstar]

hit my first triple on friday, a leadoff shot to deep right (i'm an opposite field hitter)

must've really destroyed it too - i'm a great hitter but the reason i never hit triples is actually because i don't run all that fast

[Spazz]

I got my stolen car back. Niggaz that stole it parked it like one block away from my spot and was hangin out at the dope house. THe level of retardation on this one was through the roof. I know everyone up here in the north east corner of the shacks and hiding a stolen ride within sight of were you stole it from is just mind blowing wow. I got a call as the sun was coming up that it was found and to get up and get moving we are moving on your car as we speak. Jump up grab my .45 and a shirt and hit the block. Me and my guys are outside checkin out the car and the situation when everyone comes out of the house fucked up as all hell. Loud ass crackhead bitch gets up in my face and i had to let her know the car was hot was mine and i wasnt happy to be finding it here and then it got even better. My car was stolen by a 20 somthing black guy a 15 year old white girl with a baby and a 16 year old street whore runaway.

Anyway with air freshener and knick knacks it looks like these retards werent planning on chop shopping my car but keeping it and like i said the house is like 100 feet from my back door. Really makes you wonder about how retarded folks are. Last but not least I guess alls well that ends well. Didnt lose my car I didnt go to jail and I didnt have to shoot anyone so it could always be worse.

[Lyion]

Bad boys, bad boys what ya gonna do.

[Spazz]

Bitch came back smashed out my window and stole it again the second i left my house this afternoon.

[Tuggan]

starting the countdown for when you come home to missing guns, dogs, tv, ps3 and computer.

[Harrison]

Should have done the world a favor and shot them...IMO

[Spazz]

We stole that shit back again I hoofed it for hours through the hood til I found that shit. Then the police tried to arrest me for my car being stolen like 15 times ina weekend. Fun times man Fun times.

[10sun]

pull the distributor.

Put a remote switch in for the fuel pump under your seat.

Half a dozen other solutions.

Move out of the ghetto.

[Zanchief]

Move out of the ghetto.

Seems like the obvious choice. Or do like Harri says and just turn into a racist Punisher.

[Lyion]

Move out of the ghetto.

Do you have a job? Can you get same said job somewhere with a crime rate lower than a third world country?

[Spazz]

Yea I prolly should move. I would also like to note that Im not bitchin im just tellin the tale. My girl kelly and tug say the same shit though ... its time to go .

Last but not least why am i gonna go racial when every time i get robbed its white kids.

[Tossica]

Fuck whitey.

[Spazz]

Exactly