12/21/2012

[Trielelvan]

[Kaemon]

[Spazz]

Im sad that im still here. I was looking forward to never having to do anything ever again. ALso wtf am i gonna do with all these guns and bullets without demons, zombies and civil unrest.

[Ganzo]

[Spazz]

Is that galactus is that what im lookin at ?

[brinstar]

i think so but he looks undead somehow??

ZOMBIE GALACTUS

[Trielelvan]

lol zombie galactus = epic

Spazz, I'm kinda bummed out about no zombie apocalypse either, but at least I have this:

[Ganzo]

On December The 21St, The Earth Will Enter A Ring Called The Photonic Belt, At 1:00 Am, When There Will Be A Blackout On The Planet And Three Days Of Darkness. NASA Confirmed It On December 8Th, 2012. They Say That When It Gets Completely Dark, It Will Be Really Cold And Flashes Of Light Will Occur. Nothing Will Happen, It's Just An Extraordinary Phenomenon That Happens Every 11,000 Years. It Is Recommended To Stay At Home, Since There Won't Be Any Power And So Electronic Devices Won't Work. The Three Days Of Darkness Will Pass And That's What The Mayan Calendar Was Referring To. If You Put This On Your Facebook Wall You Will Be Saved And Have Electricity For 3 Days, Infinite Whiskey, 3 Unicorns For Protection, An Army Of Magical Elves To Combat The Zombie Apocalypse, An Angel With The Force Of The Universe And The Help Of Songoku's Genki Dama To Expel The Demons. Furthermore, You'll Apply For A Raffle Ticket To Win Sagittarius Golden Armour And A One Way Ticket To Narnia!

[Jay]

hi there

[Trielelvan]

Ok, last one for the night, because I must. He said I must.



Goodnight mere mortals. Cthulu Fhtagn!

[Spazz]

Im so bummed out man I been hearing bout 2012 for years and nothing scary happened at all. I was looking forward to some good gloom and doom this holiday season.

[Trielelvan]

I hear you Spazz. The way some people have been talking on facebook, I totally expected some kind of devil's night shenanigans last night, but no. All was calm, all was bright.

I'm not sure if it makes me sad or giddy when I read stuff like this: http://survive2012.com/

The sheer number of doomsday preppers now looking for a way to get back their 401K savings that they emptied into scores of MREs and bunker shelters is absofuckinglutely lulz worthy.
I cannot believe someone would actually liquidate all their savings and buy $300,000 worth of emergency food and supplies.
Wtf were they gonna do? Die and come back after the rapture to eat and hike up a mountaintop?
My gawd.

I feel bad and pity these people, and at the same time I have not been able to stop laughing about it... and then there's the part of me that wants to skewer people like this asshole who helped to amass fear and paranoia in thousands of poor schmucks who bought into his shtick all for the sake of making a profit.
Actually, I'm kind of disappointed that Chariot of the Gods isn't one of his top ten picks on Amazon.com. Poseur.

Maybe it makes me a bad person, but I kinda want to get a bunch of friends together all fixed up in crazy zombie makeup and prosthetics, go downtown this weekend, and scare the everlovingshit out of a bunch of drunk, tweaked out morons walking around in dark places which would probably get me shot in the head.

It's okay. I'm already going to hell. My condo was bought and paid for long ago

[Drem]

"The human species does not have an insurance policy that covers a global cataclysm in 2012. Until governments, organisations or high-worth individuals make an effort, my intention is to do the best I can, because at least 1 person out of 6 billion people should make an effort."

lol

[Spazz]

I never prepped for the end of the world, I figured a lil extra medicine and a few guns and if some crazy shit happens ill wing it.

[Ganzo]

[Narrock]

LOL Ganzo, George is awesome!