Guns, I know, not again, can't help myself

[Zanchief]

Now, don't get all butthurt when I tell you that disarming the general populace is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I could go back further in history if necessary, to before firearms even, when peasant weren't allowed to own weapons of any sort. I'm sure they lived happy-go-lucky lives under the thumbs of their overlords, too.

But but you keep saying that these measures do nothing to remove peoples effectiveness with weapons, so how are they bad for your imaginary populace uprising?

[Tossica]

So, wait a second... there are not enough military that would actually fire on their own people so we don't have to worry about that but the only reason the US has not rounded everyone up and shot them is because the population has guns?

You're a fucking moron. Give it up.

[brinstar]

on the one hand, i feel the country needs to come together and have a serious multipartisan discussion not about guns or gun control but about our society and culture of violence as well as our dismal lack of effective mental health policy and how all these ingredients come together to make some people very very sick in the head

but then on the other hand, motherfucker had an AR15. the FUCK does anyone need an AR15 for?

and PS, fuck off with that tired bullshit argument "HERF DERF WE KILL PEEPL WITH CARS TOO, BAN CARS" because it's a fucking question of DESIGN. cars are designed to move people and things around, knives are designed to turn one thing into two smaller things. yes, cars and knives can be used to kill people, but AR15s are specifically designed to put a lot of holes in a lot of humans in a very short time. if we can limit free speech and say "you can't yell FIRE in a theatre" we can sure as fuck limit gun ownership and say "you can't own a fucking AR15 you fucking psycho!" god damn i'm sick of dipshits oozing out that fucking argument, so to anyone who wants to shovel that pile of shit out: fuck you, fuck you in your stupid gun-porn-sore dickhole with a high velocity depleted uranium .50 round. in fact, please actually push the entire round inside your dickhole, then whack the primer with a hammer until it fires

while i'm at it, fuck the 2nd amendment. that shit was written so the people could stand up to a government that needs replacing. what a fucking joke that has become - our govt has unmanned drones that drop laser-guided bombs and ships that can chill fifty miles offshore and rain cruise missiles as far inland as fucking nashville. "boo hoo my rights" lol bitch please you don't even have the right of habeas corpus once the federal govt decides to call you a terror suspect

I'm re-posting this so people can see what I've been responding to. I'm not "raging against arguments he hasn't made".(like he just tried to say, lol) They're right there.

The absolute silliness of abolishing the second amendment is so strong, it's hard not to suspect an extra chromosome. It's that fucking absurd.

except you haven't been responding to it at all. how about explaining why you or anyone else ACTUALLY NEEDS an ar-15? for that matter, how about pointing out where i said anything about abolishing the second amendment? i said fuck the second amendment, i said it was stupid, i said it was outdated, and i said it's been grossly misinterpreted by mouthbreathing racists like you, but where did i say abolish it? even if i HAD said so, how about explaining WHY that's absolutely silly? you know, with actual logic, not with idiotic bluster and blanket value judgements. pretend i'm a buddhist monk and explain to me why average fuckwads such as yourself can't feel safe without advanced weapons of war at arm's reach. better yet, pretend there is no such thing as the second amendment - what case would you make to congress to get it ratified?

obviously it's my fault for expecting you to give any serious thought to any of these questions because that would require you to be capable of serious thought to begin with. in fact the best response i could possibly hope for at this point is more douchebag internet tough-guy swagger and more youtube videos of rednecks ejaculating bullets

that shit was written so the people could stand up to a government that needs replacing. what a fucking joke that has become - our govt has unmanned drones that drop laser-guided bombs and ships that can chill fifty miles offshore and rain cruise missiles as far inland as fucking nashville.

I would expect such an argument from someone less intelligent, not you. But, there it is...

You honestly think there are enough people in our military that would fire on their own people? The military would assuredly dissolve to inoperable levels were there ever a popular uprising. There would be very little if any "laser-guided bombs" and other such nonsense being used, as it would require citizens to be firing on citizens. That wouldn't happen, and if it did, not for long at all. Shit would turn downright dark ages with guns very, very quickly.

bla bla gun control is bad bla bla shit from stormfront bla bla IF DEY TAEK R GUNS DEY ROUND US UP N KILL US

haha what the fuck? in one breath you're going to tell me the military would be ineffective against the populace because they would refuse to fire on civilians, and then in the very next breath you're going to tell me the populace needs its guns to defend against being "rounded up and exterminated" by the government? jesus christ snoop, puff puff pass

[Harrison]

It's obvious you are too dumb to understand the concept men hundreds of years ago figured out. It's a sad, sad time that there are people like you willing to do away with the second amendment due to a comfy sheltered life.

It's sad to think there are grown men and women so blind to the real world, where bad things can, have, and will happen.

Let's ignore thousands of years of history. Sounds good. Let's just disarm everyone.

[Harrison]

while i'm at it, fuck the 2nd amendment. that shit was written so the people could stand up to a government that needs replacing. what a fucking joke that has become - our govt has unmanned drones that drop laser-guided bombs and ships that can chill fifty miles offshore and rain cruise missiles as far inland as fucking nashville.

most of your arguments are semantic in nature or are based on false and easily-destroyed premises

how about pointing out where i said anything about abolishing the second amendment? i said fuck the second amendment, i said it was stupid, i said it was outdated, and i said it's been grossly misinterpreted by mouthbreathing racists like you, but where did i say abolish it?

Who is trying to argue semantics now, kid? (Going to start calling you kid until you can conduct yourself like an adult. Which from page one you have shown that you cannot. Much less have the capacity to think like one...)

If you weren't implying you wish the second amendment to be abolished you would have said so. You made it very clear. Semantics dance your way through this thread all day, kid.

You explained why you think it is stupid, and I explained how your opinion on it is narrow-minded and silly.

In an ideal world no one would need firearms for anything but hunting. That is candyland bullshit, though. We don't live in candyland. (Well, most of us anyways.)

[Tossica]

If you don't feel safe where you live, move! When my son was born I moved out of the ghetto. That's what responsible parents do.

[Harrison]

Already done. That doesn't mean I'm suddenly naive and sheltered like I've been here my whole life, either. I still know what's out there, what can be out there, and what would be out there in a disaster etc.

[brinstar]

It's obvious you are too dumb to understand the concept men hundreds of years ago figured out. It's a sad, sad time that there are people like you willing to do away with the second amendment due to a comfy sheltered life.

It's sad to think there are grown men and women so blind to the real world, where bad things can, have, and will happen.

Let's ignore thousands of years of history. Sounds good. Let's just disarm everyone.

you know, with actual logic, not with idiotic bluster and blanket value judgements.

lol called it

[Tikker]

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[Spazz]

This thread sucks we should talk about wrestling instead

[Reynaldo]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2 ... n/1813613/

Obama top gun salesman in the country. Lol

[brinstar]

paranoia sells better than sex

[Harrison]

A few parts of my "mass murder killing tool" are back ordered. That's unusual even for the holidays.

I'll be sure to spam this thread with pictures of me assembling it to anger ignorant backwoods hippies. (complete with 30rd magazines courtesy of all my friends still enlisted)

[Lyion]

paranoia sells better than sex

Warrantless Wiretapping, Drone Strikes, Unitary Executive overreach, disarming the populace and a partridge in a pear tree.

[Drem]

i like how you cite one thing that Bush caused and one thing that hasn't even happened. how's your tinfoil hat?

[Harrison]

Why does it matter which president started it? Completely irrelevant to the point being made lol

[Gypsiyee]

and the point is...

...something that hasn't yet and will never happen is bad? okay.

You know my favorite thing about you, Harrison? It's that you can always be counted on for condescension even though you've never remotely earned the right to look down your nose at anyone here. Your greatest life accomplishment is that one of your sperm got loose and you made a sweet child. Seriously, dude, drop the bullshit. Your tough man "I'm smarter than you and I was too smart for high school and too good for the army and failed at everything I've ever tried but I'm still superior to you lol" act just isn't fun anymore. Perhaps people would be willing to engage in meaningful dialogue with you if you weren't such a self righteous cockholster who talked out of his ass 90% of the time.

[Drem]

Why does it matter which president started it? Completely irrelevant to the point being made lol

Fuck are you talking about? Can't you follow simple discourse? ->reynaldo makes good point. ->brinstar says its because people are being stupid. ->lyion indirectly implies they're being that way because of Obama's policies but only two parts of it are correct and are his fault and one of them is never going to happen

Why did i just have to write that for you

PS: hahahahah gyps

[Arlos]

And Jon Stewart nails it, as usual:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episod ... mcchrystal

-Arlos

[Harrison]

and the point is...

...something that hasn't yet and will never happen is bad? okay.

You know my favorite thing about you, Harrison? It's that you can always be counted on for condescension even though you've never remotely earned the right to look down your nose at anyone here. Your greatest life accomplishment is that one of your sperm got loose and you made a sweet child. Seriously, dude, drop the bullshit. Your tough man "I'm smarter than you and I was too smart for high school and too good for the army and failed at everything I've ever tried but I'm still superior to you lol" act just isn't fun anymore. Perhaps people would be willing to engage in meaningful dialogue with you if you weren't such a self righteous cockholster who talked out of his ass 90% of the time.

Too smart for high school isn't anything special. I don't know why you even brought it up since it has nothing to do with anything in this entire thread.

"too good for the army"? Lol where and how did you ever get that impression? My medical discharge? That's me being "too good for the army"? Stop raging against imaginary things because I hold a different opinion than you.

It's really all you and Brinstar are capable of and you gain a false sense of success from it because of the inordinate amount of liberal hippies concentrated here once everyone else left.

I tore apart every "point" Brinstar has made since page one, and his only rebuttals were defecating animal videos and childish tantrums. It's obvious he has ignored every post in the thread that doesn't go with his own belief, because I've had to repeat myself at least twice as have others.

tl;dr

The irony rife through your whole post is hilarious. Presuming to know what's going on in my life, fucking l.o.l.

[Harrison]

Lack the intellectual capacity or knowledge to counter an argument? Get butthurt and rage out.

[Zanchief]

Some of us thought having a kid might have given you a bit of perspective and reason. Oh well.

[Harrison]

Yes, any viewpoint other than yours is unreasonable.

Lol. How's that perspective of yours after having a kid?

[Gypsiyee]

You've torn apart nothing. Every post you've made is just a bunch of "lol lol lol lol" bullshit with a few "hurrrrr hippie!" and a few derp-a-derps thrown in. Spazz has made valid points; you have made none. Read the entire thread again; guaranfuckinteed 85% of your posts have some subpar lackwit insult followed by lol in them. This is why no one cares what you say.

tl;dr only works if you don't use it at the end of your own longer super defensive post, coolguy.

And the presumption about your life is pretty justified since, you know, you have a history of making epically long posts to update everyone on the status of your life.

[Harrison]

Lack the intellectual capacity or knowledge to counter an argument? Get butthurt and rage out.

Apparently, you can't read.