For some reason this made me think of Harrison

[Lyion]

No idea how this popped up when I was searching for an Oracle issue, but it gave me a chuckle.

[Menelvir]

ORA-010010001: TNS adapter not found or no Epic Beard listener present.

Obscure, but relevant.








Apologies, forgive my lame attempt at humor.

[Lyion]

I guess Unix, Oracle, Beardman all are in the same search queue

Definitely relevant.

[Spazz]

Bad comparison Beard man won his fight with a black guy.

[Zanchief]

If he moves to Florida he can win all his fights.

[Tikker]

Bad comparison Beard man won his fight with a black guy.

i lol'd

[Harrison]

"Bad comparison

Beard man wasn't jumped from behind by a bunch of inner city black trash."

I fixed that for you, Mr. Illiterate JunkieMcUseless.

[Spazz]

You prolly deserved it for being your charming self. I told you like a week ago your a racist and a dipshit so you should expect people to react accordingly to your presence . Also despite our peers telling me that I went to far I still think that you should kill yourself. Problem I see with that is that you have never accomplished any of the goals you wanted for yourself so youd prolly botch that shit too. Your a failure at life your a failure at the internet ..... the kid prolly isnt even yours and you would prolly be more useful to everyone you have ever encountered if you just ceased to exist.

Im not even ragin either im kind of lazily phoning it in because theres really no point in getting into it with you other than this place would die if I didnt call you a moron every time you showed your bitch ass face.

Listen to me for a second bro .... No one should be as dumb as you unless they have had some kind of hunting accident. Let that sink in.

[Harrison]

Spews barely legible paragraphs of rage but he's "not even ragin'"

Seriously kid, you're an illiterate nobody. You think you're making these big zingers and I'm just giggling at you. Tell me more about what you think I should do, junkie.

[Tikker]

"Bad comparison

Beard man wasn't jumped from behind by a bunch of inner city black trash."

I fixed that for you, Mr. Illiterate JunkieMcUseless.

too bad they didn't finish the job

[Spazz]

Already told you KID ( you stupid twit) you should kill yourself. What more can I say.

[Harrison]

It's hilarious watching barely functioning monkeys get whipped into a rage on the internet.

Illiterate
Homeless
Unemployed
Junkie

Please, tell me more about what I should do. You might want to fix your own life, kiddo.

[Spazz]

What the fuck are you talking about my life. I havent used drugs in ages, and bought a house in the suburbs just recently. My life doesnt need fixing and I havent the slightest idea why you keep calling me kiddo either considering we all pushing middle age here. You are a fool.