heres me whining like a bitch

[Jeddas]

(This took place on my char in morden rasp, 23 war)
So anyway, I LDed the second we got our LDoN. When I came back I was behind the felewithe castle wall. Somehow.. anyway I didnt think it out, and didnt try /rewind the moment I came back, instead I jumped around like a bitch in my 8x4 cell behind the wall. (/rewind prolly wouldnt have worked anyway since I just loged on from reboot) So somehow I had to get out.

I narrowed my options to; killed, CoH.

I got plenty of offers from lv 2s to come kill me, but they wouldnt have the mana tank to get me out, and cant hit me thru the wall. And 3+ hours for petition..

I went for some /w mage, send 2-3 tells to AFK's and bazaar traders, nothing came of it. I finally found a high 30's bard in the zone, that would meet my kill standards cause he can AE.

[Wed Aug 18 20:25:06 2004] You told lemen, 'come to fele and kill me plz'
[Wed Aug 18 20:25:13 2004] Lemen tells you, 'why'
[Wed Aug 18 20:25:18 2004] You told Lemen, 'im stuck behind wall'
[Wed Aug 18 20:25:32 2004] You told Lemen, 'your only one that is higher in the zone (thus I wont lose xp) and has damage output to do so'
[Wed Aug 18 20:25:39 2004] Lemen tells you, 'k for a price MUHAHAHAAH'
[Wed Aug 18 20:25:43 2004] You told Lemen, ':P '
[Wed Aug 18 20:25:56 2004] You told Lemen, 'lets see if U can punch thru this wall :D'
[Wed Aug 18 20:26:12 2004] Lemen tells you, 'k how much u payin'
[Wed Aug 18 20:26:16 2004] [37 Bard] Lemen (Half Elf) <Donec Excessum> ZONE: gfaydark
[Wed Aug 18 20:26:16 2004] There is 1 player in EverQuest.
[Wed Aug 18 20:26:25 2004] Players on EverQuest:
[Wed Aug 18 20:26:25 2004] ---------------------------
[Wed Aug 18 20:26:25 2004] [45 Enchanter] Sokoo (Dark Elf) LFG
[Wed Aug 18 20:26:32 2004] You told sokoo, 'hey do me a favor'
[Wed Aug 18 20:26:43 2004] Sokoo tells you, 'eh?'
[Wed Aug 18 20:26:43 2004] You told sokoo, 'come to felewith and kill me, im stuck behind a wall'
[Wed Aug 18 20:26:49 2004] Lemen tells you, 'in felwith or outside'

(time passes)

[Wed Aug 18 20:26:54 2004] Sokoo tells you, 'can't sorry'
[Wed Aug 18 20:27:02 2004] You told Lemen, 'outside, im in the castle wall'
[Wed Aug 18 20:27:19 2004] Your Location is -2080.79, -2381.72, 51.49
[Wed Aug 18 20:27:26 2004] You told Lemen, '-2000 -2300 ~'
[Wed Aug 18 20:27:31 2004] You told Lemen, 'just south of entrance'
[Wed Aug 18 20:27:55 2004] You say, 'Hail, Lemen'
[Wed Aug 18 20:27:56 2004] You have challenged Lemen to duel to the death!
[Wed Aug 18 20:28:01 2004] Lemen has accepted your challenge to duel to the death! Fight!
[Wed Aug 18 20:28:03 2004] You told Lemen, '/target me'

(time)

[Wed Aug 18 20:28:19 2004] Lemen tells you, 'i am'
[Wed Aug 18 20:28:27 2004] You told Lemen, 'cant hit thru wall?'
[Wed Aug 18 20:28:45 2004] Lemen tells you, 'k its working'

(AE's up)

[Wed Aug 18 20:28:48 2004] You told Lemen, 'hey im dying np'
[Wed Aug 18 20:28:54 2004] You told Lemen, ';p newb song?'
(down to 60%, song stops)
[Wed Aug 18 20:29:12 2004] Lemen tells you, 'songs yeah u ow me how much now'
[Wed Aug 18 20:29:32 2004] You told Lemen, 'hey im a 22 :P im poor'
(astonished /gasp as time passes even slower)
[Wed Aug 18 20:29:37 2004] Lemen tells you, 'what'
[Wed Aug 18 20:29:47 2004] Lemen tells you, 'why am i doin this then u fag'

(wtf?)

[Wed Aug 18 20:29:57 2004] You told Lemen, 'I could list a few reasons'
[Wed Aug 18 20:30:06 2004] Lemen tells you, 'name'
[Wed Aug 18 20:30:13 2004] You told Lemen, 'we live in a society :P'

(time, time, time)

[Wed Aug 18 20:30:46 2004] Lemen tells you, 'cya'
[Wed Aug 18 20:30:52 2004] You told Lemen, '>< common'
[Wed Aug 18 20:31:08 2004] Lemen tells you, 'why would i help u '
[Wed Aug 18 20:31:18 2004] You told Lemen, 'man I just dont understand taht additude'
[Wed Aug 18 20:31:20 2004] You told Lemen, 'because im here?'
[Wed Aug 18 20:31:24 2004] You told Lemen, 'dont be gay'

(searching for more mages)

[Wed Aug 18 20:32:36 2004] Lemen shouts, 'look the little jeddas is stuck in the waall wanting me to help so hes callin me gay what a gay retard idiot'
[Wed Aug 18 20:33:04 2004] Kynok says out of character, 'nice vocab. 3rd grade maybe 5th is my guess'
(tells to more mages)
[Wed Aug 18 20:33:46 2004] You told crikey, 'help meeee'

[Wed Aug 18 20:34:26 2004] Jeddas has defeated Lemen in a duel to the death! Lemen has fled like a cowardly dog!

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What the fuck is with this, I had no cash, im wearing banded. Whats the price to help someone, jesus christ. Maybe I could have handled the situation better and lied to the bastard.

PS I was behind that wall for a 35 mins before I got a mage to come out.

[Ganzo]

what has EQ come to when people won't kill you for free

[brinstar]

no shit

i killed lots of people for free

[Harrison]

Hey get me banded wtf

PS did you get into Jaded Dissent? (I was invited last night, on trial period now)

[Tadpole]

lol lemen rhymes with semen lololol :facial:

[Gargamellow]

/who all "ancient heroes" plenty of people there willing to kill you!

[Jeddas]

/who all "ancient heroes" plenty of people there willing to kill you!

If I wanted to be killed by a buncha newbs ill always remember ur offer~

[Dylan]

Ancient Faggots are on Morden too?

[Rathji]

When you take the cock Johnn , can you take it all in at once or need to stop and breathe halfway through?

[Tacks]

Are they considering LDON old world? If so, that's stupid.

[Jeddas]

they are not; ldon would void the whole thing. You could be an ass and save 1500 in tak and get that 69ac bp. (a tad better then a trak bp, agreed?)

[Jeddas]

im in JD, yes, but lucky me my 'age group' 18-20 has been troublesome w/ drama, so I get a double
trial period of 1 month rather then 2 weeks. (also I note that I am in fact 17, not 18-20
as was specified by the officer. Wither it was a slip of the finger on my app or they were
just rounding, who am I to argue against that point)

ps I got a 35hp ring too :p im so uber. Except somehow I lv'ed fast enuf that my defensive skill is still
in its 60's... im losin out in over 100 ac, workin at that tho, letting shit beat on me.

[Gargamellow]

ah is made up of mostly retired players or twinks of ubers


p.s. yer an idiot

[Jeddas]

ah is made up of mostly retired players or twinks of ubers

Wow, you must pride yourself on having a guild made up of players that dont play, or that when they do play; they play they're twinked alts in a sub-guild.

I tend to give most of my respect to smaller guilds with the family additude; (not the hillybilly-family additude, ive seen a lot of that) but it seems you managed to /evade even that.

[Gargamellow]

judge not lest the be judged yourself

-Metallica

[brinstar]

uhhh no

pretty sure that was around before those jackasses

[Jeddas]

better listen to brin, hes our resident music expert.

btw google it metalica comes up about 5th.

-God, the one that dosent care.

[Captain Insano]

judge not lest the be judged yourself

-Metallica

jesus was in metallica?!11 omgoz who woulda thunkit? lolz

[The Kizzy]

better listen to brin, hes our resident music expert.

btw google it metalica comes up about 5th.

-God, the one that dosent care.

Brinstar is also the coolest mofo on this board and only his opinion matters, and noone else can even post without his permission. Oh, wait, that was me being sarcastic.

[brinstar]

you're mostly right, except you accidentally typed "sarcastic" instead of typing "a bitch"

[Gargamellow]

the use of metallica for the quote instead of the bible was just humor on my part.


p.s. why bother posting? nobody understands me!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Jeddas]

you're mostly right, except you accidentally typed "sarcastic" instead of typing "a bitch"

uber

[Almegest Victory]

I think the rants and flames section is full of pseudo-popular people with a psychosis for wanting to win a penis comparison contest. PS, hi Sandi
In other words, take the make believe image of a total stud that you are for having the ability to look up uber hard words in an online dictionary in effort to maybe one day be on the level of some of the people who frequent the board that don't reply to the nonesense spewing out of your ass, complete and utter bullshit, because they know that they might go postal and call your house asking if you like bass fishing and then threaten to kill you because they know your name, number and address. Please refrain from replying Bardic Fighter, you'll only make people laugh at you. In your entire existance, if you had an inkling of self-control or common sense you'd probably stop living in your batcave, where your mother (Alfred) brings you coffee and crullers, where you try to reassure yourself that you're indeed popular and cofident, but to no avail, you're forced to keep checking the Nameless Tavern message board to see if someone or something replied to your incoherent blabber and remarks that makes me laugh whenever I happen to view the rants and flame section of the nameless tavern, but make no sense....sorta like this post....

PS, hi

pss, all in fun ^_~

[Minrott]

Allanh, periods!

[horendus]

pss, all in fun ^_~

Isn't it PPS not PSS?