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Postby Mop » Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:49 am

Get shit on the walls from the toliet?

I just walked into our bathrooms and there was shit on the fucking walls... how does one get that kind of shot out?


oh well I am making the new guy clean it.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:05 am

Hot water, soap, scrub brush and elbow grease.

You are mean to make the new guy do it.

I suggest a sign that says. Your mother doesn't live here, clean up after your own shit.

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If yoiu sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
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Postby Mop » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:06 am

I know how to clean it.

I want to know how it happens. I can't imagine the shit it would take and the viens poping out of my forhead for it to happen.
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Postby Langston » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:07 am

I think he was asking "how does one project shit from your ass to the wall while sitting on a toilet"... not how to clean it up. :)
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Postby Mop » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:07 am

And i had to get here at 5:15 am for the new guy this morning because he can't show up on time
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:10 am

Oh, I misread, my bad. Lots of people crouch over a toilet because they are afraid of germs and crabs. So when they blow, sometimes it blows out. Thats my best guess.
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Postby Mop » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:12 am

the wall is like a foot behind and it was on the side, parallel to where your knees would be...


just trying to figure out how it happens~

/shrug
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Postby Langston » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:17 am

If you have a loose one coming out, and you put your thumb over your asshole like it's a garden hose, I bet you could shoot it 5 yards or so on a good day.

Never tried it... but I'm just betting you could.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:17 am

hmmm, then maybe they shit into there hand and throw it onthe wall because they are complete assholes who think they are better then the people who work at your establishment. If I were you I would start concentrating on peoples fingernails looking for evidence.
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Postby Mop » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:19 am

rofl Ugzug
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Postby Tacks » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:28 am

This is the most disturbing post in months.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:08 am

Ugzugz wrote:If you have a loose one coming out, and you put your thumb over your asshole like it's a garden hose, I bet you could shoot it 5 yards or so on a good day.

Never tried it... but I'm just betting you could.


lmfao..
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Aug 19, 2004 9:20 am

probably lactose intolerant, and they had an entire cheese pizza for lunch.

that will do the trick.
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Postby vonkaar » Thu Aug 19, 2004 9:51 am

Mop wrote:I am making the new guy clean it.


haha
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Postby Dylan » Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:42 pm

In my elementary school I think when I was in 6th grade mysteryously there would be shit all over the wall in the girls bathroom. No on fessed up to it so the girls had to go to the bathroom in pairs, the shit still got on the walls though.


Maybe someone in your work has mental issues?
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Postby Mop » Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:43 pm

I could make an argument that everyone that works here has mental issuies.
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Postby Rotj » Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:50 pm

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html
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Postby Dylan » Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:59 pm

Make everyone go to bathroom in pairs and sign in before they go in and out.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:08 pm

hire a bathroom cop to inspect before and after. They could also offer perfumes and towels.
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Postby Langston » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:34 pm

holy shit that Ryan's story is funny as hell!
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:01 pm

OMG I laughed so hard.
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Postby Jeddas » Fri Aug 20, 2004 5:23 pm

If yoiu sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie


If I saw a sign like that I would be tempted to piss all over the walls & preferably sign just to spite that crap.


PS sign in sucks cause assholes will always sign in under others names.
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Postby Langston » Fri Aug 20, 2004 6:39 pm

Just wipe your ass with the sign and then hang it back up.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Fri Aug 20, 2004 6:49 pm

lmfao how did this end up here?
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Postby Nayana » Sun Aug 22, 2004 1:44 am

ROFL this is one of the most entertaining posts i have seen in a while...... and the steakhouse thing was... hillarious if not deeply disturbing
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