I hate the girl on the cover of EQ

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:23 pm

every time I see her shes with some uber geared players and shes always naked. jesus christ she must be the fucking worst raider ever.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:27 pm

The Scars of Velious pisses me off the most, she would be freezing her ass off, why aren't her nipples hard as rock?

supnoobs · Post by **supnoobs** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:46 pm

because you still live in your mommies basement. thats why. also because you watch tv and masturbate to this old house and sesame street. Thats why her nipples aren't hard.

Ciladan · Post by **Ciladan** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 7:14 pm

Man I don't know about sesame street but I would totally fap it to <a href="http://www.keenaschips.co.uk/index.php?page=articles/misc_rainbow">this</a>

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 7:27 pm

Heres an idea; try and hide your homosexuality by not derailing a thread from rock hard nipples to male masturbation.

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 7:35 pm

someone elses, I might add

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 7:55 pm

masturbating to this old house...
:lol:

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 7:58 pm

The cover of Kunark btw-there she is on her knees with this look on her face and the iksar has a glass pecker device on the end of his staff.

:lol:

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:11 pm

heh just noticed hes holding the staff

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:31 pm

Staff is called Lifeguide, its supposedly a powerful or someshit so the iksar dude stole it but then Tunare exploded it... I forgot how the story went...

Anyway, the chicks name is Firiona Vie.

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:12 pm

Staff is called Lifeguide, its supposedly a powerful or someshit so the iksar dude stole it but then Tunare exploded it... I forgot how the story went...

Anyway, the chicks name is Firiona Vie.

~~ didnt know that story related to the covermodel (neat)

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:20 am

Yeah dude... all of them make sense except SoV one.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:08 am

Actually only RoK was supposed to involve her in the story line, but she was so popular (the model used to be in grapic design there) that they kept her as a model for all expansions.

Thats the story I got from the lead design guy on my tour.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:46 am

I hope the iksar staff exploded when he put it up Firona's butt.

Had the RoK cover been a foldout you would see that he bends her over in the next shot and does bad things to that dirty girl.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:48 am

Some RL chick plays her at fan faires now and that's all she does. She walks around for a few hours while hordes of geeks oogle at her and makes a wad of cash.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:29 pm

Taxx wrote:Some RL chick plays her at fan faires now and that's all she does. She walks around for a few hours while hordes of geeks oogle at her and makes a wad of cash.

kinda like any other stripper, bargirl, or whore.

Menelvir · Post by **Menelvir** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:35 pm

Had the RoK cover been a foldout you would see that he bends her over in the next shot
and does bad things to that dirty girl.

Is that the one that depicts that Iksar's extraordinarily prehensile reptilian tongue performing
various lascivious acts?

I think I might have seen it... Maybe Keith Parkinson stole a page from Giger's book as the inspiration
for that one.

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:39 pm

ralfmacchio wrote:
Taxx wrote:Some RL chick plays her at fan faires now and that's all she does. She walks around for a few hours while hordes of geeks oogle at her and makes a wad of cash.

kinda like any other stripper, bargirl, or whore.

ralf wishes he was woman.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:42 pm

Or had a

belfior · Post by **belfior** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:20 pm

They had some girl dress up like Fironia Vie at a EQ Meet or whatever the fuck they're called, she looked like an albino hooker on Van Buren.

Finalzion Damanasponge · Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:45 am

They had some girl dress up like Fironia Vie at a EQ Meet or whatever the fuck they're called, she looked like an albino hooker on Van Buren.

hahahaha

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:51 am

and who dosent like the albino hooker look?

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:06 pm

saw a pic of that chic who plays her on the hand of mana website ages ago. prolly still there somewhere....i modeled Sandiani after her btw...flame away fagbosses

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 4:51 pm

Sandiani is a whore?

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 8:22 pm

whores get paid..i give it away for free

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I hate the girl on the cover of EQ

I hate the girl on the cover of EQ

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