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September 1, 2004

A few more updates for you.

New Items: Pale Velium Inlaid Maul Haft ; Pale Velium Inlaid Maul Head ; Tome of New Beginnings ; Tunat'Muram Sample ; Tongue of the Tunat'muram

Updated Items: Unwieldy Irestone of Savagery ; Blazing Opal of Rekindling ; Bloodstone Earring ; Silver Ring ; Elemental Chain Glove Pattern ; Elemental Chain Pant Pattern ; Elemental Chain Sleeve Pattern ; Iron Cudgel of the Clairvoyant ; Sensate Reishi Lens ; Iron Bound Tome ; Ethereal Parchment ; Arachnae Fangs ; Peridot ; Stretched Fungushide Shield ; Fungus Coated Tarmok Staff ; Elemental Leather Pant Pattern ; Coin of Xev ; Spell: Pillar of Flame ; Black Acrylia Temper ; Dual-Edged Blade Mold ; Sparkling Gem of Protection ; Cragbeast Fang ; Bull Alligator Spines ; Weighted Hammer of Conviction ; Alexsa's Research Notes ; Goblin Skull Crusher ; Spiroc Feathers

Updated Quests: Water Sprinkler of Nem Ankh-Cleric Epic ; Celestial Fists (Monk Epic) ; Discord Skin Samples

New Recipes: Pale Velium Inlaid Bastard Sword Hilt ; Pale Velium Inlaid Bastard Sword Blade ; Pale Velium Bastard Sword ; Tunat'Muram Sample ; Black Acrylia Bastard Sword ; Pale Velium Inlaid Maul Haft ; Pale Velium Inlaid Maul Head ; Pale Velium Maul


August 31, 2004

Here are some more updates:

New Items: CLASS 4 Ceramic Hooked Arrow (Range 25) ; CLASS 4 Ceramic Discord Tip Arrow (Range 75) ; CLASS 4 Ceramic Discord Tip Arrow (Range 50) ; CLASS 4 Ceramic Discord Tip Arrow (Range 25) ; CLASS 4 Bone Silver Tip Arrow (Range 75) ; CLASS 4 Bone Silver Tip Arrow (Range 50) ; CLASS 4 Bone Silver Tip Arrow (Range 25) ; CLASS 4 Bone Serrated Tip Arrow (Range 75) ; CLASS 4 Bone Serrated Tip Arrow (Range 25) ; Orb of Gathered Power ; Aged Grey Suede Boots ; Potion of Transformation (Gnome) ; Potion of Transformation (Dwarf) ; Potion of Transformation (Wood Elf) ; Potion of Transformation (Erudite) ; Potion of Transformation (Ogre) ; Potion of Transformation (Human) ; Potion of Transformation (Dark Elf) ; Potion of Transformation (Half Elf) ; Potion of Transformation (Halfling) ; Potion of Transformation (Vah Shir) ; Potion of Transformation (Barbarian)

Updated Items: An Elemental Stone ; Spider Legs ; Bronze Dagger ; Chunk of Meat ; Rune of Xegony ; Fine Steel Long Sword ; Goblin Ice Necklace ; Words of Dimension ; Savage Platinum Fists ; Ivory Candle Skull ; Flame Buckled Belt ; Mystical Essence of Wind ; Blue Diamond ; Diamond ; Raw Diamond ; Brick of Immaculate Steel ; Chips of Granite ; Grand Pauldron of Study ; Grey Suede Boots ; Muramite Blood ; Shield of the Immaculate ; Fur-Covered Leather Gorget ; Spell: Blessed Armor of the Risen ; Spell: Hammer of Divinity ; Undead Shissar Scales ; Silver Amulet ; Spiked Sonic Wolf Collar ; Charm of Solitude ; Spell: Forlorn Deeds ; Unlit Ornate Beacon ; Gemless Pristine Loop ; Outcast's Journal Page 35

Updated Quests: Orc Scalp Collecting ; Smuggler Reports ; Destroy the Life Warder (Seal #1) ; Breakdown in Communication #8: Yxtta


August 30, 2004

Here are today's updates:

New Items: CLASS 4 Bone Point Arrow (Range 50) ; CLASS 4 Bone Hooked Arrow (Range 75) ; CLASS 4 Bone Hooked Arrow (Range 50) ; CLASS 4 Bone Hooked Arrow (Range 25) ; CLASS 4 Bone Discord Tip Arrow (Range 75) ; CLASS 4 Bone Discord Tip Arrow (Range 50) ; Potion of Transformation (High Elf) ; Prismatic Crystal ; Earring of Incessant Conflict ; Sleeves of Cognitive Resonance ; Steel Boots of the Slayer

Updated Items: Muckskipper Fish ; Part of Yaeth's Compendium Pg. 26 (right side) ; Potion of Transformation (Iksar) ; Potion of Transformation (Troll) ; Storm Giant Meat ; Frost Giant Meat ; Raw Darkwater Piranha ; Ring of Flame Chanting ; Chunk of Condensed Flame ; Tegi Scales ; Rhodocrosite ; Windstone ; Stratolite ; Umbracite ; Luclinite ; Indicolite ; Iolite ; Halberd of Endless Pain ; Ale ; Elven Wine ; Honey Mead ; Dwarven Ale ; Mead ; White Wine ; Short Beer ; Short Ale ; Red Wine ; Gypsy Wine ; Amygdalan's Chain Mask ; Belt of Ethereal Strength ; Band of Flesh ; Coldain Velium Morning Star ; Crushed Jaundice Gem ; Black Bastardsword ; Mosquito Eye

Updated Quests: Ragebringer (Rogue Epic) ; Magician Velium Boots ; The Lost Map ; Burlap Prayer Shawl (Shawl No. 1) ; New Key to Veeshan's Peak

New Recipes: Pale Golden Inlaid Bastard Sword Blade ; Pale Golden Inlaid Bastard Sword Hilt ; Pale Golden Bastard Sword

Updated Recipes: Featherwood Compound Bow


August 27, 2004

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New Items: Tattered Cragbeast Hide ; Pebble of Minor Disruption ; Fragment of Glowing Shale ; Cracked Sandstone of Fortitude ; Brutish Blade of Balance ; Wristguard of Chaotic Essence ; Shimmering Granite ; Ragestone of Hateful Thoughts ; Cipher of Txevu ; Splinter of the High Temple ; Sliver of the High Temple

Updated Items: Flowing Moss Mantle ; Leaf-Jointed Cloak ; Spell: Mask of the Forest ; Spell: Destroy Summoned ; Liquefied Earth ; Aligned Ore ; Yaeth's Compendium Pg. 113 ; Pearlescent Fragment ; Oil of Fennin Ro ; Plasmatic Priest Robe ; Fine Steel Great Staff ; Words of Covert ; Kavruul`s Mystic Pouch ; Nilitim's Grimoire Pg. 416 ; Mephit Meat ; Diamond ; Clawed Earthcrafter's Hoop ; Bloodied Hynid Paw ; Venomous Stonemite Poison Sac ; Chunk of Taelosian Rock ; Flickering Finkenheimer ; Muramite Boot Armor ; Muramite Sleeve Armor ; Muramite Helm Armor ; Muramite Glove Armor ; Muramite Bracer Armor ; Stonedust Particles ; Talwin's Journal Page 2 ; Imperfect Onyx Shard ; Fragment of the High Temple ; Shawl of the Hatchling ; Virtue Etched Swatch ; Larva Skin Cape ; Morning Dew

New Quests: Access to Txevu

Updated Quests: Planar Progression ; Bone Chips (Qeynos) ; Shovel of Ponz ; Temperance ; Germand's Problem ; Rarundel's Memory ; A Message from Xygoz


August 26, 2004

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New Quests: Berserker Skyshrine Boots ; Berserker Skyshrine Bracer ; Berserker Skyshrine Gauntlets ; Berserker Skyshrine Helm ; Berserker Skyshrine Leggings ; Berserker Skyshrine Vambraces ; Berserker Skyshrine Tunic

Updated Quests: Barbarian Berserker Final Task ; The Fourteen Great Adventurers ; Breakdown in Communication #11: Qvic ; Breakdown in Communication #12: Inktu'ta ; Breakdown in Communication #13: Txevu

New Recipes: Smooth Black Matter Gemstone (Caster) ; Smooth Black Matter Gemstone (Hybrid) ; Smooth Black Matter Gemstone (Melee)


August 25, 2004

Here are today's updates:

New Items: Harlad's Greaves of Fury ; Harlad's Chainmail of Fury ; Xenaida's Writings ; Rytan's Writings

Updated Items: Bloodstained Flute ; Guise of Seething Satisfaction ; Ebon Drake Bile ; Animated Sword4 ; Spell: Grim Aura ; Shimmering Jade Axe of Vengeance ; Rayin's Chestplate of Abhorrence ; Stein of Flowing Ichor ; Spell: Everfount ; Spell: Cornucopia ; Elemental Silk Turban Pattern ; Elemental Silk Sleeve Pattern ; Elemental Silk Pant Pattern ; Elemental Silk Glove Pattern ; Elemental Silk Boot Pattern ; Spell: Horrifying Visage ; Shadow Flame Staff ; Tongue of the Zun'muram ; Thought Leech Brain ; Rubbing Alcohol ; A Flaxen Lock of Hair

Updated Quests: Necromancer 2nd Rank ; Rogue Test of Cunning ; Shovel of Ponz ; Bronus' Amulet ; Craft Keeper Bracer ; Augment the Warrior Epic ; The Fourteen Great Adventurers

New Recipes: Harlad's Chainmail of Fury ; Harlad's Greaves of Fury ; Beer-Braised Tuna Meat


August 24, 2004

Here are some more updates for you.

New Items: CLASS 4 Bone Discord Tip Arrow (Range 25) ; CLASS 3 Wood Silver Tip Arrow (Range 25) ; CLASS 3 Wood Silver Tip Arrow (Range 50) ; CLASS 3 Wood Silver Tip Arrow (Range 5) ; CLASS 3 Wood Serrated Tip Arrow (Range 50) ; CLASS 3 Wood Serrated Tip Arrow (Range 5) ; CLASS 3 Wood Point Arrow (Range 50) ; CLASS 3 Wood Point Arrow (Range 5) ; Cracked Gem of Endurance ; Mask of the Void ; Dagger of Death ; Pendant of Discord ; Ethereal Sapphire ; Ysgaril Root ; Gridelin Globe ; Spiroc Earth totem ; Ceramic Mask ; Gem of Empowerment

Updated Items: CLASS 2 Ceramic Serrated Tip Arrow (Range 150) ; CLASS 2 Wood Serrated Tip Arrow (Range 100) ; CLASS 2 Wood Serrated Tip Arrow (Range 125) ; CLASS 2 Wood Serrated Tip Arrow (Range 150) ; Words of Awareness ; Embedded Silver Figurine ; Deathblade of the Zun'Muram ; Mastruq's Broken Ribcage ; Mastruq's Broken Facemask ; Glyphed Sandstone of Idealism ; Aegis of Midnight ; Words of Recall ; Siren Parts ; Runed Sea Shell (Enduring Breath) ; Rune of Ellipse ; Runed Sea Shell (Cloud) ; Lock of Siren Hair ; Black Marble ; Words of Bondage ; Words of Requisition ; Words of the Ethereal ; Thought Horror Fangs ; Song: Elemental Chorus ; Spell: Firetree's Familiar Augment ; Spell: Torrent of Hate ; Spell: Falcon Eye ; Spell: Jolting Blades ; Small Brick of Yttrium Ore ; Rune of Crippling ; Rune of Rathe ; Rune of the Astral ; Rune of Frost ; Pain Sphere ; Nilitim's Grimoire Pg. 416 ; Nilitim's Grimoire Pg. 450 ; Nilitim's Grimoire Pg. 415 ; Nilitim's Grimoire Pg. 378 ; Nilitim's Grimoire Pg. 400 ; Fire Opal ; Crystallized Sulfur ; Words of Grappling ; Words of Crippling Force ; Terror Sphere ; Spell: Disinfecting Aura ; Spell: Veil of Elements ; Spell: Epitaph of Life ; Nilitim's Grimoire Pg. 379 ; Words of Odus ; Spell: Succussion of Shadows ; Rune of Impetus ; Memory Sphere ; Emerald Ring ; Words of Acquisition (Beza) ; Tears of Prexus ; Spell: Mind Wrack ; Spell: Crippling Claudication ; Spell: Circle of Seasons ; Spell: Hammer of Divinity ; Rune of Ap`Sagor ; Pearl Necklace ; Opal Bracelet ; Breath of Ro ; Nilitim's Grimoire Pg. 401 ; Nilitim's Grimoire Pg. 449 ; Small Piece of Acrylia ; Slated Sword ; Polished Chitin Wingblade ; Heavy Iron Ulak ; Unfired Planar Stein ; Kylong Greaves ; Spell: Succor ; Words of Comprehension ; Spell: Vocarate Water ; Feathered Cape ; Key of Misfortune ; Dragon-hide Mantle ; Bracelet of Quiescence ; Animal Figurine ; Small Pick ; Music Box ; Animated Sword4 ; Tiny Ruby ; Key of Beasts ; Belt of the Pine ; Korucust's Report on Vrasyk ; Kylong Chestplate ; Carved Bone Shield ; Spider Fur-lined Boots ; Takish-Hiz Sandworker Club ; Gold Tipped Boar Horn ; Fine Seafarer's Tunic

Updated Quests: Jaggedpine Poacher Heads ; Siren Hunting ; The Fourteen Great Adventurers


August 23, 2004

Here are today's updates:

New Items: A Torn Qeynos Newsletter ; Velium Large Head Kit ; Velium Long Haft Kit ; Pale Platinum Warhammer ; A Tattered Note (Jinkus) ; Valtron's Writings; Lyndro's Writings ; Maddoc's Writings ; Rashere's Writings ; Silius' Writings

Updated Items: Hardened Clay Belt ; The Prime Healer's Bulwark ; Oculus Lens ; Preserved Flesh Spaulders ; Polished Key Ring ; Spell: Brell's Mountainous Barrier ; Spell: Moonfire ; Spell: Sha's Advantage ; Elemental Vambrace Mold ; Elemental Helm Mold ; Elemental Greaves Mold ; Elemental Gauntlet Mold ; Polished Tin Mail Shirt ; Velium Gemmed Warhammer ; Mithril Amulet ; Bone Chips ; Rod of Oblations ; Nilitim's Grimoire Pg. 379 ; Dust of Decay ; Nilitim's Grimoire Pg. 450 ; Rotbone Bracelet ; Rune of Attraction ; Adamantite Club ; The Scent of Marr ; Kylong Arm Guards ; Rapier of Oriin ; Gold Pin ; Fractured Obsidian Band ; Raw Pale Nihilite ; Pale Nihilite ; Blue Diamond ; Diamond ; Ra'Tuk Warrior's Skull ; Ra'Tuk Warrior's Blade ; Raw Dark Matter ; Muramite Etched Scales ; Mangled Ra'Tuk Brute Hide ; Silver Engraved Earring ; Banded Helm ; Sample of Filtered Highland Sludge ; Karana Clover Shipment ; Cutthroat Insignia Ring ; Golden Medallion of Service ; Ice of Velious ; Runed Soriz Ring ; Hollowed Bone Gauntlets ; Twilight Worms ; Akuel Xi Ans Vius ; Shaded Tome ; Guise of Seething Satisfaction ; Necklace of the Troglodyte ; Ring of Hardened Ash ; Spell: Tears of Druzzil ; Muck-Covered Stone ; Perfect Acrylia Ore ; Words of Pain ; Sleeves of the Khati Sha ; Blade of Xalgoz ; Snowcap Amanita ; Lendel's Grand Lager; Bead Necklace

Updated Quests: Bandit Bounty ; Karana Clovers ; Clay Bracelet ; Undead Snake Organs ; Aid Fimli ; Discord Skin Samples

New Recipes: Sample of Filtered Highland Sludge ; Pale Platinum Warhammer ; Velium Gemmed Warhammer ; Velium Long Haft Kit ; Shimmering Nihilite Long Haft Kit ; Velium Inlaid Warhammer Haft ; Shimmering Nihilite Large Head Kit ; Velium Large Head Kit ; Velium Inlaid Warhammer Head



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Big Bulge Effect

Dear RG,

I have a less-than average size penis when it is flaccid, but it’s fairly well sized when erect. Would a penis enlargement pill increase my size (Length & Girth) when flaccid or possibly even erect?

Johnn of War in NC

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Dear Johnn,

Penis enlargement pills will certainly increase your flaccid size because they will cause more blood to flow to your penis at all times. Your penis will feel fuller and hang lower than normal. You'll get a nice bulge. But this effect only lasts as long as you're taking the pills. Once you're off, your flaccid state returns to normal. Bye bye big bulge!

For a more permanent effect, you can combine the pills with penis enlargement exercises. Then you'll be enlarging your erect penis and therefore your flaccid penis will be bigger too. Once you've reached the size that you want, you can stop both the exercises and the pills, but your big bulge will remain!

Hope that helps.

August 22, 2004 at 05:36 PM | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Doctors Should Believe

Dear RG,

I am a 26 year old male from Houston, currently in college. I am interested in increasing the size of my penis. I find your blog of interest and would like to know your personal gains. I am very skeptical about the pills and exercise techniques and would like more information. In fact from what I read on WebMD, penis enlargment is simply not possibly except through surgery. Any advice and information will be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

Troubled in Texas

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Dear Texas,

At the end of the four month experiment, I gained 1.34 inches in length and 1.22 inches in girth. You can see my results here with an addendum here.

You have a right to be skeptical. With all the spam that's hitting our email boxes every day, and with the medical community being extremely skeptical about penis enlargement, I don't blame you. Most people think it's a scam. But they are mistaken. There are literally thousands of men out there who have successfully enlarged their penises using proven exercise methods and natural supplements.

These methods involve enlarging the penis from the inside out using blood flow and stretches. By breaking down the chambers in which blood fills to make your penis erect, your penis gets longer and thicker over time.

I encourage you to do some more research for yourself by visiting the forum links I have on the bottom of my page. You'll see thousands of posts from hundreds of guys who have successfully enlarged their penises.

Good luck!

July 29, 2004 at 12:09 AM | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Missed it with a hot girl

Dear RG,

ok here goes. i never thought about my size much befor now. i have just turned 18 and a lot of doors have opened to me.

i got a job and started working. about 7 months into my job this hot girl i work with started talking to me. well she is 23 and i am 18.

a few days ago she asked me to come to her place. i went over and there were other people around. so after every one passed out, she asked me to come back to her room well u get were i am going... but i messed it up i started thinking and well thinking gets in the way. so i just ended up sleeping in the same bed as her.

where i am going with this is i am 18 and only 4in when hard. is this normal or should i be asking a doctor?

Missed Opportunity

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Dear Missed,

If you're 4 inches long, you are a little under the 5.5" average penis size. I don't think a doctor would do much for your size.

However, you can take matters into your own hands and feel more secure about your size by gaining in size! Try out some penis enlargement techniques including exercises and pills. Do a little more research on the subject by visiting some of the resource links I posted on the side of my page.

Good luck and go talk to that hot girl again. Maybe she likes you and won't care you have a 4 inch penis...

July 07, 2004 at 12:42 AM | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Too Young To Worry About Penis Size

I recently had a 16 year-old email me saying how insecure he was with his penis size, and how he didn't even want to start any relationships with girls because of how inadequate he felt.

I thought to myself how truly sad it is that we live in a world like this where even teenage boys are obsessed with their penis sizes. I guess it's comparable to teenage girls and their body image issues... Yeah I know, I'm saying this as I'm writing a blog about making your penis larger. I just think that neuroses like this should come at a later point in life!

I remember when I was a gawky teen in high school, all I cared about was getting a girl to say yes to me asking her out. I never thought about anything past that! And now these days some kids are thinking "Will I be good in bed?" even before they start dating!

What I told this boy was to not worry about his size. I told him that relationships at his age aren't all about sex--they were more about trust, care and rapport. I said to just go out and have fun.

Truthfully, I don't know if I can recommend penis enlargement pills to kids under 18. Although these pills are 100% herbal and natural, who knows what they will do to a growing boy? Exercises are probably OK though, but like I said--that's too young to be obsessed with one's penis size.

June 21, 2004 at 12:50 PM | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Insecure About Size

Dear RG,

I am interested in penis enlargement. My girlfriend saw a bulge in my pocket--that was really my wallet--and made a joke about my size. Even though it was just a joke, it still made me very insecure. So... I was wondering if you would be able to answer a few questions for me?

#1 How big is the average penis?

#2 Using both exercise and pills it will grow faster, but does it grow proportionally?

#3 Is the exercise plan well detailed? In one of your forums you said "One thing to keep in mind though is that you should incorporate into your exercise routine an exercise that will also increase the size of your penis' head. Otherwise, it might look a little mis-proportioned." I don't want to screw something this important up.

Thanks for taking the time to do this and for putting all this info out there!

Mr. Insecure

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Dear Mr. Insecure,

First of all, that's really lame that your girlfriend made you feel insecure. I hope that's not a sign of her personality and priorities. I know that having a larger penis will help you feel more confident in bed and overall--it did for me.

So what's the average size of a penis? According to my research and some other articles on the web, it's between 5.5 inches and 6.5 inches. Here are some great links I found:


http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=2232

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRaverages.html

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfF ... es155.html

Using exercises and pills will help you acheive your goal of a larger penis more quickly. The "proportional" issue is entirely based on the exercises you do. The pills in effect keep more blood flowing to your penis, thus speeding up the enlargement process.

The exercise plans in a website such as Penis-Health.com are very detailed, complete with written descriptions, routines and videos. I personally thought the videos were very helpful because there's always room for misinterpretation through written descriptions alone. There's also a forum to help you out when you've got specific questions.

Well, good luck. Enlarging your penis will definitely help you feel more secure, but there's much more to a healthy relationship than the size of your penis or your sex life.

June 09, 2004 at 10:39 AM | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Which is the best pill?

Dear RG,

Hello. I am thinking about purchasing some pills to help me enlarge. I’m about 6 inches now, and would love to shoot for 8! I have done the exercises in the past and saw an increase of a 1/2 inch within 3 weeks. It was great. But, I need some pick-me-up on size.

I have looked at several different sites about pills that seem to claim the same thing, and the prices are relatively close.

Which do you prefer? Do you have a favorite? Maybe one that people say worked the best?

Pick a Pill
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Dear Pick,

I'm very glad to hear that you've done exercises in the past and that it worked for you. I would say keep them up in combination with some pills.

I honestly haven't heard very much about other pills, other than the ones I've tried from ProSolution. I can only vouch for them because I know they worked for me. But I'm sure they're all pretty similar. However you should probably avoid any pill that contains yohimbe.

Good luck!

June 02, 2004 at 08:27 AM | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Food or bigger penis?

Dear RG,

Was just wondering what you think about doing just the exercises without the pills. I think I'm going to be starting soon. I ask for two reasons, 1. because I am worried the pills might be harmful, and 2. because for someone who is a simple student with no job, they can be pricey, where the exercise website is 40 bucks and lifetime membership.

Starving Student

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Dear Starving,

If you can only choose between pills or exercises because of financial constraints, definitely choose the exercises!

The exercises will--in most cases--work for you. The pills can only speed things up a bit but can't enlarge your penis by themselves, no matter what the manufacturers say.

BTW, I did not find the pills to be harmful at all, nor have a few readers who've written me. But I can understand your concern. (If anyone else who has tried the pills can dispute this, please let me know.) At least get the exercises!

Good luck!

May 19, 2004 at 09:23 AM | Permalink | TrackBack (1)
Your mileage may vary

I recently received an email from a reader who said he was trying the pills and exercises for 5 months and saw no results whatsoever. He was going off about how this is all a scam and how he wasted his money and time. Here's a snippet:

After having used pill for the past 5 months, and exercises for the past 2 months I can say with confidence that I have not gained a single inch.

I trusted your blog, like many people did, and I am now sure you are part of a big scam. I actually don't know whether you are a single person or a team of scammers.

I'm not a spammer. If I were, I would have never disputed the manufacturer's claim of "inches in mere weeks."

And so why didn't he see any gains? Well, all I can think is this... Was he really diligent with the exercises? You can't do them half-assed. You really have to dedicate yourself in order to see results. Same with taking the pills. You have to take them regularly and consistently.

If he did indeed do everything right, then the only response is that "Your mileage may vary." The pills and exercises come with a money-back guarantee. 60 days for the pills and 6 months for the exercises. What works for most men might not work for some. Tylenol might not cure headaches in 100% of the population.

Of the ten or so men who've written to me with their experiences using the pills and/or exercises, I've only received this one complaint saying that it didn't work for him. Of the dozens of emails I've received asking for more information, not one has written back and said he tried it and it didn't work.

This is just a reality check: these penis enlargement programs will work for most men, but not all. This blog has been a chronicle of my personal positive experience. I feel very lucky that I gained over an inch. Many readers like Bud are just totally excited about their progress so far. And if it doesn't work for you, then I'm sorry. There may be other techniques that you haven't tried that may work better for you.

May 18, 2004 at 08:13 AM | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Monthly Bud Update

Here's our monthly update from our friend Bud. He seems to be doing really well. His progress seems to have hit a plateau for now, but that could also be because his exercising hasn't been as intense...

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Date: Sun, 2 May 2004
From: "Bud"
Subject: Monthly update

Hi RG

Just starting week 21 of P-exing, and my 4th month of ProSolution Pills.

Have to admit, I was over optimistic in my last update, I haven't yet made it to the magic 8. I was anticipating a slower but continual length increase that hasn't happened.

This may be because my exercising hasn't been quite so intense as I did experience a slight injury to a vein along the upper surface (small bumps along it, which have now gone).

However, the gains that I have made (1.1/4 inches) have become the norm. now a well established 7.3/4 inches, and the girth increase is not going away.

One improvement this month, is that if I measure at full stretch, I can make 8 inches easily now, and I'm sure that's where Big Ben is headed.

As a foot note, for reasons that are not important, for 2 days I missed out on the ProSolution Pills, on the day I started back on them, I took 2 first thing in the morning, by 10.00 am I could feel Big Ben swelling in my pants. That experience confirms to me that the pills do have a beneficial effect, allthough I doubt they would have provided the gains I'm enjoying, without the considerable excercising that I've done too.

Bud

May 09, 2004 at 01:32 AM | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Finding the time to enlarge

Dear RG,

I have tried these exercies before (without pills), jelqing/stretching/warm compresses/etc. and I definitely saw gains (1" in length and 0.5 in circumference). I was away from my girlfriend at the time, living alone, so I had no problem finding the privacy I needed to do this. When I saw my girlfriend 2 months later and we had sex she was shocked (unaware that I had been stretching). She meerly asked if I had gotten bigger. I had also been lifting weights and I said I thought the benefit came from that alone. She said to "keep it up".

Unfortunately I was in grad school at the time and I spent more time in the lab and less time continuing with the exercises. That was 3 years ago and I am about to get married to my new girlfriend. She has been around the block a couple times more than me, which shouldn't matter (and doesn't in the long run) but every guy wants to be "the best". She and I are currently living under the same roof as my parents and since one VERY close call when my mother nearly caught us having sex, we've been on hiatus. When we get married in September I would like to have an added present for her on our honeymoon to the Carribean. However, how do I find the time? I leave before her in the morning, and usually arrive after her in the evening. She works for a couple hours on Sunday when I am at home so that is ok, but I need to find 5 other days in the week to exercise.

The exercises I think take 25 to 35 minutes twice a day. I can manage hiding the pills either at work or wherever, but does anyone have recommendations for finding the time to exercise without letting your live-in-girlfriend/spouse knowing?

Time-Challenged in Chicago

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Dear Time,

I'm glad to hear that you've done this before and that you've seen gains. That gives you an edge that many others don't have: concrete proof that the whole process of penis enlargement actually works.

I can say that I know what you mean about not being able to find the time to do the exercises consistently. When I went through the experiment, I was (and still am) living with my girlfriend too and didn't want her to know. I wrote one post about my routine. I found that I had to fit it into my morning shower routine in order to hide it from her. The situation wasn't ideal and I probably could have gained more easily under ideal circumstances, but it still worked nonetheless.

Another thing is that you should be able to get away with only doing a routine that's 15 minutes long once a day for 5 days a week. 25 minutes twice a day sounds like a bit much. Ouch! You have to remember to rest in order to let your penis heal.

I would suggest that you find the time however you can. Come up with good credible excuses. You should be able to easily reach a bigger size by your honeymoon, especially if you also take the pills. And who knows, maybe even after you get married, you can come clean.

[Dylan]

Who is this John guy everyone is always talking about?

[Mop]

It does work, I have added a Penis work out day into my work out routine and let me tell you - it has really helped.

I used to let my penis just dangle there, but now, now it is a hazard when I walk, just like my shoe laces.

[Captain Insano]

I hate when I forget to loop it arund my shoulder and elbow and it accidentally drops in the pisser, and then I have to clean it off in the big sink.

[Captain Insano]

omgod!




































































woah... ok.

[Dylan]

http://www.gunthernet.com

[Harrison]

Ok these last few posts have made this forum readable, but the previous moronic bullshit is still shit.

(jeddas' post btw)

[Jeddas]

thz for the PM, finawin

hey man link me that penis enlargement site please, I could really use the help.

[Drem]

i thought these last few comments ruined the thread and now i am deeming it a thread of

[Dylan]

[Harrison]

Jeddas, you said we were friends

you made me cry no more viagra for you

[10sun]

This thread did not make it.

[Drem]

nope

it is a miserable failure


ALL YOU MOTHERFAGGERS RUINED IT

START PURGING ACCOUNTS. NAMELESS HOLOCAUST

[Tacks]

good

[Harrison]

Starting with Drem's

and then we can stop there I guess.

[Tae-Bo]

first post

[Drem]

GOD THAT COMMENT MADE BY THAT GUY FINAWIN DARKFYRE WAS REALLY FUNNY

I LIKE HOW HIS AVATAR IS A CARTOON CHARACTER AND HOW HIS NAME IS LIKE THIS DEEP FANTASY ALIAS. DARKFYRRRRRRRRRRRRRE AND HOW HIS SIGNATURE IS ABOUT HOW A RETARD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND STOLE HIS CHICKEN NUGGETS LOL YOU FATBODY

[Harrison]

Quote is from Tuggan.

Surname for my character wasnt my idea.

Caps dont make you funny, or cool.