New Trader Up!

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:23 am

I may be alone on this one, yet it is a massive pet peeve of mine.

Asshat01 shouts "New Trader Up!"

This is becoming as ubiquitous as PST in the bazaar. What do these people think happens - the 12 people in the bazaar who aren't on trader bots immediately bring up /bazaar and search for this new trader with his awe-inspiring loot?

More times than not, the people announcing their presence as a "new trader" are selling fire beetle eyes and spiny long swords... shit that they should have destroyed or sold to a vendor - and the fact that they are even trying to sell it in the bazaar should earn them a /mute tag for being worthless and stupid.

I wish there was a way to script it so that when someone entered the text "New Trader Up!" it would port them instantly into the arena where nature could take it's course and the world would be more free of their idiocy.

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:30 am

/agree wholeheartedly

Boy does this, and everytime I'm there when he does, I give him massive amounts of shit.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:30 am

I agree with you 100% it's so fucking pointless to say new trader up for all the reasons you listed, and most of the time people go into the bazaar knowing what they want so they keep looking for the same thing, only when I am extremely bored do I randomly look at what people have up for sale.

Drunnken · Post by **Drunnken** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:47 am

i hate it when i go in the bathroom and turn on the light but it takes a second to turn on and i'm stuck with .5 seconds of semi-darkness. while those .5 seconds of semi-darkness are occuring i think that my bathroom light is a retarded communist and should be shattered. events like these really piss me off and deserve to be posted about.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:52 am

oh dude ya i totally agree it's fucking stupid lol i mean seriously why does the light have to do that haha i mean when i turn it on it should be on none of that delay shit omg lol wtf bbq nasa ussr

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 1:35 pm

Whats even more stupid is ranting about it.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 1:37 pm

Ummmm asshat is my word.

Naginataka · Post by **Naginataka** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:05 pm

You should send every person who says that a letter complaining about theft of intellectual property.

Derrict · Post by **Derrict** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:27 pm

I go afk with 1 item to sell, just to piss people off when there is 550 traders -for purpose of getting a rant on TN about me but it has yet to happen :\

Emongmai · Post by **Emongmai** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:40 pm

do what i do and let someone else handle buying and selling shit and never go near the bazaar~

Post by **DangerPaul** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:01 pm

Emongmai wrote:do what i do and let someone else handle buying and selling shit and never go near the bazaar~

yeah, and I steal your pps!

Skraggz · Post by **Skraggz** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 8:21 pm

What pisses me off more in the Bazaar is trade skill shit. They hike the prices up every time someone starts buying the crap they ahve had for years; hides, silks, metals...ect Then when you get the trade skill maxed they want all the shit you make for free.

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 12:56 pm

I wanted to quote about every word in your post. I may as well shout "Here I am!" everytime I zone into anywhere.

Jeddas, Bardic Fighter
I was inspired to do a search for someone that did that once~ Almost, but didnt do it.

Spliffs · Post by **Spliffs** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:03 pm

Ummmm asshat is my word.

You should eat shit and die for posting this. You most certainly didn't create it. It's not your trademark. Fuck you, twice, sideways, with a 18 inch diseased donkey dick.

HENCEFORTH I CLAIM RIGHTS TO THE WORD "THE" AS WELL AS "AND" ANYONE CAUGHT USING THEM ON THIS BOARD OR IN REAL LIFE SHALL BE SENTENCED TO SEVENTEEN YEARS HARD LABOR IN FINAWIN'S BASEMENT.

Thanks~

Rithoros · Post by **Rithoros** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:22 pm

Wtf Spliffs.. I thought we had dual-rights on the world "and"! =/

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:26 pm

nasa ussr?

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:54 pm

I just patented all the vowels

you all owe me mucho $$

Apoco1 · Post by **Apoco1** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:14 pm

this thread sucks ass

lauranthala · Post by **lauranthala** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:59 pm

F-ck y-- T-kk-r, -'m n-t p-y-ng y-- sh-t!

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:02 am

Apoco1 wrote::boobs:

this thread sucks ass

like your sig and all of your posts and your stupid name and your stupid face and your stupid stupidity oh god just get out get out you're making the internet suck

Aatrex · Post by **Aatrex** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:59 am

brinstar is a stupid head

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:01 am

Spliffs wrote:
I fall down stairs cause I did too much acid when I was younger.

Thanks~

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:09 am

Spliffs wrote:
Ummmm asshat is my word.

You should eat shit and die for posting this. You most certainly didn't create it. It's not your trademark. Fuck you, twice, sideways, with a 18 inch diseased donkey dick.

HENCEFORTH I CLAIM RIGHTS TO THE WORD "THE" AS WELL AS "AND" ANYONE CAUGHT USING THEM ON THIS BOARD OR IN REAL LIFE SHALL BE SENTENCED TO SEVENTEEN YEARS HARD LABOR IN FINAWIN'S BASEMENT.

Thanks~

Spliffs, I wouldnt give you and your 18 inch diseased donkey dick the time of day. You should go get some ointment for that shit.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:10 am

oh, I forgot to add ASSHAT

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 11:24 am

Seems you forgot to stick your tongue out at him and say "I know you are but what am I?"....