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[dammuzis]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/19238531.html

Thank you letter to the guy who left me stranded in NYC last Saturday
Reply to: anon-19238531@craigslist.org
Date: Wed Nov 12 18:07:20 2003


Thank you for:
-- the million emails
-- the hours and hours we spent "connecting" on the phone
-- the thoughtful text messages
-- asking me to quit my job and move to NY
-- and the countless references to my ring size

Oh and while I'm at it, thanks for:
-- sending me the airline ticket
-- picking me up at the airport Saturday morning with flowers
-- telling me that you were IN LOVE with me
-- the trail of rose petals you left on the floor of your apartment leading up to your bed
-- the "princesses walk on rose pedals" shpeel you gave me when I walked through the door (nice touch, albeit corny)
-- and for waiting an acceptable 30 seconds before trying to have sex with me once I got there, knowing that I was dead tired, having been up all night on the flights (plural - I suppose it IS hard to get a direct flight from Los Angeles when you're booking THREE WEEKS in advance).

If not for the combination of these things, I probably wouldn't have felt comfortable letting my guard down and having sex with you...

(and yes, I did make that choice. A silly mistake on my part, but my responsibility nonetheless).

A few post-sex thank yous:

Thank you for:
-- asking about my worst relationship nightmare
-- insisting that I open up to you with regards to the story of my ex-boyfriend (from TEN YEARS AGO) who went nuts after our break-up (a guy that I never got back together with, but chose to forgive some 5 years later as he is living proof that people can change. And I think we've all made mistakes)
-- and informing me that you could "never respect me" for letting him back into my life on any level. [This, of course, being AFTER you told me the story about the violent girl you dated rather recently, the one who hit you upside the head with a 2 by 4 in a jealous rage, the one YOU opted to remain friends with. Ironic, no???

And thanks for:
-- telling me that there was no longer any point in us following through with our plans for that evening
-- misreading my body language and holding it against me
-- and making false assumptions about what was said when I phoned my friend in L.A. (while you were on a business call in the OTHER ROOM).

BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SAY IS:

Thank you for throwing me out of your apartment at 5pm over something this trivial, knowing that I'm not familiar with NYC, that the next flight to L.A. didn't leave until 6:30am, that the hotels I called were all booked, that I only had $20 in my pocket, and that my cell phone battery had just died. Thanks.

And thanks for standing across the street, casually smoking a cig while you watched me pathetically attempt to flag down a cab to no avail as I froze my ass off.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…

Thank you for giving me an opportunity to spend an entire evening getting better acquainted with the following:

Drag queens, drug users, celebrities, perverts, and a rather twisted guardian angel who only tried to force himself on me once. Ok twice.

Thank you J.

You are a real gentleman.

[Martrae]

Sorry....no sympathy....

[Tacks]

What is going on here?

[Phantomfist]

We're reading a email from your previous girlfriend...

[The Kizzy]

Go back to smoking teh pipe Phantomfist

[Tacks]

We're reading a email from your previous girlfriend...

You mean your current one that you met at the Betty Ford clinic?

[Phantomfist]

Just admit this is about you, why deny it?

The dead give away was this part:

Thank you for giving me an opportunity to spend an entire evening getting better acquainted with the following:

Drag queens, drug users, celebrities, perverts, and a rather twisted guardian angel who only tried to force himself on me once. Ok twice.

Where there's drag queens, there's bound to be Taxx. It's only natural I suppose considering you like them so much you pursued, caught and god only knows what else you did with one in EQ.

Hell, you even managed to find that rare breed of woman who constantly gets mistaken for a tranny anytime she wears a dress!

Get help or just come out of the closet once and for all and admit you love the &===D ~

[Mop]

You are inmy prayers phantom- I know you can get through this...


hug

[Tacks]

Yes Phantomfist, I'm with a transexual. Now let's get back to your drug problem. How is that going?

[Harrison]

New sig.

[Harrison]

And I apologize Silv

I didnt say it.

[Mop]

You should at least quote it correctly to say


...I'm with a transexual...

[Tacks]

It doesn't bother her because she's confident with herself. She plays along with it since it seems to make fags, who only have their right hand as a friend, all gitty.

[Harrison]

I didnt say it to get to her, so it doesnt bother me either.

[Phantomfist]

Yes Phantomfist, I'm with a transexual. Now let's get back to your drug problem. How is that going?

There now, that wasn't so hard, was it?

Although calling Silv a tranny is a bit harsh. Almost as harsh as her fa...

Whoa! All those drugs almost made me say something very mean!

Bad drugs, bad!

I'm sure my drug problem would be much better if someone would inform me exactly which drug I have a problem with. Your opinion on this seems to change with each post, so you're no help.

[Phantomfist]

She plays along with it since it seems to make fags, who only have their right hand as a friend, all gitty.

Don't you mean "giddy"?

[Tacks]

It's humorous that you keep flat out denying it. Why would you think I would make some random bullshit up out of nowhere. Go steal some more money from family and friends.


NAME ONE FUCKING TIME I HAVE LIED ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD.

[Phantomfist]

It's humorous that you keep flat out denying it. Why would you think I would make some random bullshit up out of nowhere. Go steal some more money from family and friends.


NAME ONE FUCKING TIME I HAVE LIED ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD.

I'm with a transexual

Well now, that was rather easy. Next...

[The Kizzy]

Its like beating a dead horse.

[Phantomfist]

Ah, don't quit now! I'm just getting reved up. I'm all "gitty"!

The way I figure it, I've only made about 1 personal attack on the two of you for each 5 or so you've made against me.

The fact that your personal attacks are a lie is irrelevent.

So unless I'm told by the 'powers that be' to knock it off, I plan to catch up in no time at all.

Either that or if I get an apology. I'm a sucker for an apology.

[The Kizzy]

have at it. Everyone knows you are a lying piece of shit drug addict.

[Tacks]

I'm trembling.



As I said before, name one time I have told a lie on this board.

[Phantomfist]

have at it. Everyone knows you are a lying piece of shit drug addict.

Considering I'm subjected to random drug testing by the City of Madison in order to hold my job, something you would no doubt know if you actually knew me, the whole notion of me being a drug addict(which drug was it again?) just doesn't hold water, unlike Silv's fat arse.

I was going to suggest that anyone who believes, or even wonders if your accusations are even true, should just send Tink a tell. Seeing as how he's the only one here that knows me IRL, he could clear up any misconception about me. Assuming you find him online and not AFK.

But that would take the fun out of it. You wouldn't have anything to flame me with since both of you are a pair of unimaginative twits. And we can't have that now, can we.

[Phantomfist]

As I said before, name one time I have told a lie on this board.

I already did. Scroll up you little .

[Tacks]

Actually the information came from Tink...ironic!