How does one...

[Gargamellow]

Kids who aren't very good at wiping?

[Agrajag]

I read that steakhouse story a long time ago... Was hilarious then and hilarious now. I had all my co-workers read it and they couldn't get anything done for hours! This is one of the best posts I have read here, however disturbing human fecal matter can be...

... on the walls? Sheesh! That must have been one loose arse hole. Imagine what that burst sounded like...

[Arches Nie]

I worked at a place called Braums when I was in high school. One day , luckily it was my day off, one of the guys that worked there went into the guys bathroom and it looked like someone had explosive bloody diarrhea all over the entire bathroom. From what I heard it was utterly horrible. All over the walls, the mirror, the toilet. They said they had to douse the whole bathroom with bleach just to get it all cleaned up. Man am I glad that was one of my days off.

[runamonk]

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

This reads like something that Tork wrote.

[runamonk]

And there was no fucking toilet paper.

[horendus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Done properly, it even assures that the choad is properly inserted into the front rim of the toilet in the event that the piss stream lets loose at the same time; it is truly a picture of coordination rivaling that of a skilled ballet dancer.

[Adivina]

ugh Mop I share your disgust. At my work someone managed to coat an entire stall in shit, floors, walls, pipes, everywhere. Then there was the woman who had an explosive period in the bathroom.... fucking blood all down the toilet and on the floors....

[Zanchief]

Well I'm sold, I'm having macaroni and beef tonight.

[Agrajag]

Mmmmm.... macaroni and beef... /drool

[kaharthemad]

the wall is like a foot behind and it was on the side, parallel to where your knees would be...


just trying to figure out how it happens~

/shrug

I have heard eople with Dysentary being able to project like that.