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hmmm we should get a good starcraft game going... We used to have huge 10 hour SC marathons, then argue strategy while mapping out the attacks on a giant white board during work hours.
The colonel saw us and was like "WTF are you idiots doing?!" my buddy was like "Battle of Carthage Sir". I was like "yup".
I think you should be required to wear a kevlar helmet and flak jacket when playing SC to add *immersion*.
PS Making the maximum amount of Marines and rushing the main zerg colony DOES not work in game.. but I'm sure it would be quite effective IRL.
The colonel saw us and was like "WTF are you idiots doing?!" my buddy was like "Battle of Carthage Sir". I was like "yup".
I think you should be required to wear a kevlar helmet and flak jacket when playing SC to add *immersion*.
PS Making the maximum amount of Marines and rushing the main zerg colony DOES not work in game.. but I'm sure it would be quite effective IRL.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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PSS
3rd BagPipe Battalion pwns all.
3rd BagPipe Battalion pwns all.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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such behavior lends to great agility in combat.
I phear any man who plays SC without his pants.
I phear any man who plays SC without his pants.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
when the band first moved to lincoln we all lived in a house together and had our comps networked
so we'd play 4v4 battle.net on the internet and we didn't even have to type to talk to our teammates, we'd just yell down the hall
many a korean got owned in those days
one time it was a really close game and i had to piss like a motherfucker so i paused it. stev kept unpausing it saying he didn't want to wait. but it was so close that i couldn't justify getting up to go pee-- so i filled up an unused gas station cup and we went on to win
afterwards i went and dumped it out and began to hear all about how they all thought i was gross and i'm like WE WON DIDN'T WE NOW SHUT UP
starcraft is
so we'd play 4v4 battle.net on the internet and we didn't even have to type to talk to our teammates, we'd just yell down the hall
many a korean got owned in those days
one time it was a really close game and i had to piss like a motherfucker so i paused it. stev kept unpausing it saying he didn't want to wait. but it was so close that i couldn't justify getting up to go pee-- so i filled up an unused gas station cup and we went on to win
afterwards i went and dumped it out and began to hear all about how they all thought i was gross and i'm like WE WON DIDN'T WE NOW SHUT UP
starcraft is

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Finawin Darkfyre wrote:And you make fun of people playing everquest?
blasphemer! SC is the greatest game evar!
I can't believe that Blizzard hasn't remade that game yet? They would save hundreds of thousands of asian guys from utter humiliation by playing DDR, and give them at least an ounce of self respect by getting PABLOWNED by my siege tank armada from HELL.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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Finawin Darkfyre wrote:And you make fun of people playing everquest?
i'm not sure, do i? i don't really read my posts.
we always had this theory about mindcontrolling an SUV, building a cluster of siege tanks in siege mode, surrounded by a ring of reavers, with an outer shell of spider mines-- and then arbiter-recalling the whole mess directly into the enemy base
never got to test it though as the games never ran long enough to plan that all out
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Finawin Darkfyre wrote:Starcraft is retarded, always was, is still now.
son you need your head wrecked.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
DangerPaul wrote:Tossica wrote:Starcraft = Most over rated game ever.
Hi, smoke crack when you were younger? SC best game ever, EQ most over rated game ever.
Of course, if you're 13 you probably believe this.
Its funny how all the Blizzard kiddies who are too young to remember the pwnage that was the Commodore 64 have to talk about the good old SC days.
n00b@life fuckers.
SC is overrated.
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