by Squekster » Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:40 pm
Access to super-secret forum plz, this is squekster the priest, I just joined the guild a couple days ago.
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
-Jack Handey