Johnn the Nameless Tavern Jerk

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:33 pm

Of course I'm... I mean, he, that is, uh, SANTA... is Jewish. Doesn't it make sense now why the Christians hate me... *cough* I mean, hate him?

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:35 pm

Well in that case................

Dear Santa Ugz, for Christmas I would like a doll, and some new shoes, and girls pants that fit. Thank you

signed,

kizzy

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:47 pm

Dearest Kizzy -

I brought you a doll last year - check under Taxx's side of the bed - he stole it to sleep with when you're not watching. New shoes might be doable... I'll have to see if we have anything in your size - Nike might be able to special order them for me if they don't have them in the Gargantuan Feet store. As far as the pants go, I'm going to have to go with men's pants for you this year... girl's pants aren't cut right in the crotch and your balls would be uncomfortable. Santa's just looking out for ya!

Sincerely,

Santa Ugz.

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:48 pm

OMG! Bad Santa!

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 4:12 pm

Bad Santa?! What about bad Taxx?!! That's just disturbing....and why didn't Santa Ugz bring Taxx his own doll instead of leaving him to steal Kizzy's? :eyecrazy:

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 4:13 pm

Taxx got coal last year.

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 4:19 pm

Reindeer poop! Give him that this year to cuddle up with, lol.

I remember one year me and my little brother put a bunch of chocolate covered raisins in my father's stocking (we were very young). When he poured it out and saw them he was like, "WTF is this?" My mother couldn't stop laughing...

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:24 pm

don't fool yourself ugz..you are the waste of skin

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:40 pm

Hello? We're not talking about you any more.

Buh-bye

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:44 pm

On one hand I'm curious as to what Santa Ugz might bring me....on the other hand I don't want to know as his response to Kizzy is enough to make one flee....decisions decisions..

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:08 pm

You get what you pay for.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:52 pm

Ugzugz wrote:Dearest Kizzy -

I brought you a doll last year - check under Taxx's side of the bed - he stole it to sleep with when you're not watching. New shoes might be doable... I'll have to see if we have anything in your size - Nike might be able to special order them for me if they don't have them in the Gargantuan Feet store. As far as the pants go, I'm going to have to go with men's pants for you this year... girl's pants aren't cut right in the crotch and your balls would be uncomfortable. Santa's just looking out for ya!

Sincerely,

Santa Ugz.

Classic

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 8:38 pm

Buh-bye

ditto

Almegest Victory · Post by **Almegest Victory** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:12 am

My gots avatar is by far the funniest thing on this thread. :lol:

Almegest Victory · Post by **Almegest Victory** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:14 am

no edit!!! anyways...Mygot.... :eek2:

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:19 am

What a dumbass.

Almegest Victory · Post by **Almegest Victory** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:26 am

Who? lol

Phantomfist · Post by **Phantomfist** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:12 am

You. Your Avatar isn't worker safe and you know it. Yet you use it still.

Almegest Victory · Post by **Almegest Victory** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:25 am

Rofl, that's hillarious. It was from this board that I picked it up and you want to bitch and complain like little babies. Here's an idea. Instead of slacking off at work to check out message boards, find what mobs you and your guildies are gonna be killing, and fantasizing on the job. Actually work slack ass motherfuckers.

So I'll wait a couple days and check to see what intellectual posts you pseudo-intellectuals conjure up.

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Almegest Victory · Post by **Almegest Victory** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:26 am

PS, fuck off...

PSS, Finawin...fuck off and take a shower you dirty motherfucker

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:54 am

Can you slow it down? The Arv? Im trying to pick up some ideas

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:06 am

P.P.S.

Dumbass

Almegest Victory · Post by **Almegest Victory** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:31 am

suck a dick

And go rage against the machine

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:17 pm

Alm... why are you being a dick?

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:18 pm

U guys behave and get along goddamit.

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