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I dont have time to read this thread, I got through about a half a page. Did you bang her out? Please tell me you didnt listen to that immoral crap, its not like they are married.
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he nailed her.
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nice!
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not in the pooper though :(
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Weeee women! All of this reminds me of the black cheerleader I met a while back and posted about, she was 28 and I was 20. She said she was recently divorced too, blah... And then there was the 27 year old elementary school music teacher, ugh... And then the 23 year old sociology/criminal justice major...

After being around a few women considerably older than me, I'm not looking forward to the rest of my 20's, at least not when it comes to relationships or lack thereof with women. I suppose it's time to focus on building myself a career and a stable life, and put women at the bottom of my priority list.

I had always imagined myself being engaged or married by 25, kids around 30, and living out my life with my wife, being more than we want and need for each other. Holding on to that thought now seems similar to a girl thinking kissing a toad will get her a prince charming. I guess I'll try to stay optimistic about it though. ;)
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Post by Guntaag Gorefeast »

im just going to keep my toad suit on. If you arent using yours can i have it for backup?
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I'd rather have the toad than the prince anyway.
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Toad licker!
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KaiineTN wrote:Weeee women! All of this reminds me of the black cheerleader I met a while back and posted about, she was 28 and I was 20. She said she was recently divorced too, blah... And then there was the 27 year old elementary school music teacher, ugh... And then the 23 year old sociology/criminal justice major...

After being around a few women considerably older than me, I'm not looking forward to the rest of my 20's, at least not when it comes to relationships or lack thereof with women. I suppose it's time to focus on building myself a career and a stable life, and put women at the bottom of my priority list.

I had always imagined myself being engaged or married by 25, kids around 30, and living out my life with my wife, being more than we want and need for each other. Holding on to that thought now seems similar to a girl thinking kissing a toad will get her a prince charming. I guess I'll try to stay optimistic about it though. ;)

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Black cheerleader? No way.
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Jazendar wrote:Black cheerleader? No way.


Didn't you see "Bring It On"
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Lando Griffin flashback.
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Phlegm wrote:
Jazendar wrote:Black cheerleader? No way.


Didn't you see "Bring It On"

wasnt it bring it on II?
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gotta have my pops
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I was going to say go ahead and bone the chick, but I got to this thread a bit late. Glad you did though!

All this immoral talk is just jibberish. You're 20. Enjoy yourself! Plus, the chances of this guy actually doing anything to you even if he did find out is slim.

Dylan, I know you're going to just LOVE this. Amy and I broke up =\
Every one of you who said I would end up being the rebound guy were right. I fell head over heals for her, and in the end I got my heart ripped out. First love, first breakup from a serious relationship, and I feel like shit. To make things worse, I have run into her at every single club I've gone to since then. Adding to that, she's now hanging out with her ex. Fuck this sucks. But yah, you were all right~
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Yah =\
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Markarado wrote:I was going to say go ahead and bone the chick, but I got to this thread a bit late. Glad you did though!

All this immoral talk is just jibberish. You're 20. Enjoy yourself! Plus, the chances of this guy actually doing anything to you even if he did find out is slim.

Dylan, I know you're going to just LOVE this. Amy and I broke up =\
Every one of you who said I would end up being the rebound guy were right. I fell head over heals for her, and in the end I got my heart ripped out. First love, first breakup from a serious relationship, and I feel like shit. To make things worse, I have run into her at every single club I've gone to since then. Adding to that, she's now hanging out with her ex. Fuck this sucks. But yah, you were all right~


Take your own advice, Mark. Plenty of time and fish in the sea.
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Post by Zanchief »

Juls is a perferct rebound girl.
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Juls you want my spicey boner? I'll load it up with Tobasco sauce so you can go to town.
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Markarado wrote:Juls you want my spicey boner? I'll load it up with Tobasco sauce so you can go to town.


ROFLCOPTER

Go or it Juls! True love awaits. You can dump one pasty white guy for the other!
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Oh and Mark, did she cheat on you with a big black dude?

Check this out dude. You need to hate fuck her. Go to her and tell her that as much as you are upset by the breakup, you can't bear to lose her from your life entirely and that you want to be a good friend. Hang out with her here and there. When there's an opening to fuck her, go for it and when you're done, slingshot the condom right in her face and throw 10 bucks at her and tell her thanks for the ride.
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I sense some angst in Jay...
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Just perversion =P
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