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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:17 pm
by Gargamellow
ya well she hasn't been able to lose any of the weight in a whole year..so i wouldn't reccommend that thing to any girl who cares about her weight
you remember when we were all teenagers who could get away with using rubbers?
ok maybe that was just me
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:20 pm
by Darcler
I rarely used condoms. I used the pull and pray method. Worked until I met Gid =/
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:20 pm
by leah
hehe pull & pray
(amen)
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:21 pm
by Tacks
HAHAHAH LEAH IS PREGNANT
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:22 pm
by Gargamellow
LOLOL
I used a condom every time. I had a cousin and my sister who got pregnant early and I had no interest in having children. I actually wanted to be a singer. MTV, the whole nine yards.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:23 pm
by Darcler
Getting pregnant was never on my mind.
Until I actually got pregnant.
HAY LEAH IS IT A BOI OR GURL?
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:23 pm
by Jay
Gargamellow wrote:I got my tubes tied 7 1/2 years ago. And it was my mother who talked me into it, not my boyfriend.
p.s. I regret it.
I guess she kinda owed us one since she gave birth to you and all.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:24 pm
by Gargamellow
you are such an idiot.....
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:25 pm
by runamonk
Darcler wrote:For some people.
I seem to always have that "rare" side effect. Like complete loss of appetite and (I think) hallucinations on my happy pill, no weight gain or mood swings on depo.
If you want low hormone and light period and a weight neutral birth control, ask about Minera (Mirena?). It's an implanted birth control that lasts 3 years, I think. That's my next choice after my depo shot this week.
I dont trust the patch, I forget pills, and I am not sticking my fingers all the way up my hooha for nonpleasurable purposes to put birth control up there myself. So implanted BC is a good choice for me
I have an ex who used that and it worked quite well actually.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:27 pm
by runamonk
My wife turned into a total twat when she was on BC. She cannot take anything with hormones in it, it just throws her whole system out of wack. So for a long time it was the pull out and aim method which is like playing craps and very irresponsible and boy were we lucky to not strike it rich. I love kids and I love my niece and nephew but we've discovered that if we had even one kid who is as hyper as I am/was she would probably kill herself and cut off my penis. LOL
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:30 pm
by Darcler
Minera/Mirena (I'll look it up later) has loooow hormones. But since youre fixed, I guess she doesnt need anything
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:33 pm
by leah
ughghhghhhh jesus christ people
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:35 pm
by Gargamellow
lol twat..haven't heard that one in a while
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:42 pm
by Martrae
Depo put me into a depression. I also kept spotting all the time...sucked.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:44 pm
by kaharthemad
leah wrote:hehe pull & pray
(amen)
Sow your wild oats on Saturday. On Sunday pray for crop failure.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:49 pm
by Darcler
thats cute
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:53 pm
by Gargamellow
LOL that was a good one man:)
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:19 pm
by kaharthemad
so uh....runamok?
Did the doc tell you about not haning any sex for 6 weeks? Did he schedule a followup visit?
If he did, did he mention the little side note about having to pitch into a cup?
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:32 pm
by runamonk
I don't need a follow up. I have three cups at home for testing purposes. I've been instructed to masturbate and ejaculate into one of them at 8 weeks for testing.
It should take about 20 - 25 ejaculations before I'm shootin blanks.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:32 pm
by runamonk
hee hee, I said masturbate.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:33 pm
by kaharthemad
yeah they asked if I would come back...I said no unless the receptionist was gonna help.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:34 pm
by Tacks
runamonk wrote:I don't need a follow up. I have three cups at home for testing purposes. I've been instructed to masturbate and ejaculate into one of them at 8 weeks for testing.
It should take about 20 - 25 ejaculations before I'm shootin blanks.
So you should be good to go about now
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:34 pm
by runamonk
hahaha
I really really wanted to say "I'm sorry but I cannot masturbate, it's against my religion." but I didn't , I took it all serious and shit.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:38 pm
by runamonk
LOL not yet, I've got a few more to go. =P
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:57 pm
by Gypsiyee
Gargamellow wrote:ya well she hasn't been able to lose any of the weight in a whole year..so i wouldn't reccommend that thing to any girl who cares about her weight
you remember when we were all teenagers who could get away with using rubbers?
ok maybe that was just me
The IUD (Mirena, at least) is one of the only birth controls that has 0 weight gain/loss attached to it. If it's Mirena she's on, I highly doubt it has anything to do with her lack of ability to lose weight.
Mirena lasts 5 years btw Darc, the copper one lasts up to 12. And the real beauty of Mirena, after 6 months something like 3 out of 5 women stop having their period entirely until the thing is removed =p Now that, thats something to celebrate ! Oh and Darc, the bleeding thing is similar to if you're just starting bc kinda like Seasonale where you skip the sugar pills at the end of each month and go straight to the next packet.. it's just very minimal breakthrough bleeding, not a period