Found a Easy girl for you ralf..

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:54 am

Hmmm choices choices... The vietnamese is probably in my number 1 or 2 spot because viet girls are natures race of whores and that scores big points in my book... The chinese is actually a viable choice to get rid of especially if I had one of those soviet T62 tanks. The korean chick is somewhat flaky though. I think she's into the club scene a bit too much, and by club scene I mean I think she snorts a boatload of coke when I'm not around. After careful thought though the japanese girl is from San Diego which is pretty much negative 100 points on all counts, so maybe I'll get rid of her.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:01 pm

Yeah. They all sound like real winners :ugh:

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:02 pm

Darcler wrote:Yeah. They all sound like real winners

HAHA

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:12 pm

I am Vietnamese =\

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:13 pm

If you are female, Ralf might give you a ringy dingy.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:13 pm

You slut.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:18 pm

I'm male. My mom's availiable though.

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:19 pm

You pimp.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:21 pm

Slut.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:27 pm

She's rich too. Could prolly milk a nice car out of her.

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:20 pm

Im in a realationship and my woman puts out on command.

She even makes me food after we are done. Its all in your technique.

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:21 pm

Erodalak wrote:She's rich too. Could prolly milk a nice car out of her.

Are you trying to say she has big tata's?

(get it... milk... haha it's funny, see?)

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:22 pm

You're Korean chica is slamming id keep her around even with her coke problems. Send pics of her giants tits please and thanks.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:27 pm

well.. i can only speak for some people, but there *are* relationships where there's enough putting out that you don't have to demand it

perhaps therein lies your problem~

Post by **Lyion** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:33 pm

You're a chick, you can't understand.

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:42 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:well.. i can only speak for some people, but there *are* relationships where there's enough putting out that you don't have to demand it

perhaps therein lies your problem~

no problem here, now shut up and make me a sammich and get me a beer

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:50 pm

lyion wrote:You're a chick, you can't understand.

Maybe =b but I think if Scott ever looked at me and demanded sex, I'd spit in his face

He gets laid plenty, gets dinner brought to him every night and gets a clean house, he also gets half the bills paid. Now, if I wasn't working, was just smiling and nodding and was only here to serve the purpose of the trophy gf, it might be different~

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:51 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:
lyion wrote:You're a chick, you can't understand.

Maybe =b but I think if Scott ever looked at me and demanded sex, I'd spit in his face quote]

and you get a boot in the grill for your sass mouth

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:04 pm

and I'd hit right back!

I'm very anti-feminazi movement, I get really annoyed by women who are all IM A WOMAN I DESERVE blahblahblahblah blah.. but I'll be damned if anyone, male or female, demands anything from me

catch more flies with honey than vinegar you know :wink:

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:06 pm

bitch be cool

Post by **Lyion** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:37 pm

captain_insano wrote:sometimes I wish.. i'm juggling right now like crazy! i have to can some girls out of the rotation but I can't fucking decide.

Ok which should I lose... I'll let the board decide:

Vietnamese
Chinese
Japanese or the
Korean?

I'm really not kidding here either. I have all of asia on my nuts right now and one country has to go.

Back on topic from baiting Gyps.

Get rid of whichever one charges the most per hour for their services to you, Ralf. There you go.

Gypsiyee wrote:
lyion wrote:You're a chick, you can't understand.

Maybe =b but I think if Scott ever looked at me and demanded sex, I'd spit in his face

He gets laid plenty, gets dinner brought to him every night and gets a clean house, he also gets half the bills paid. Now, if I wasn't working, was just smiling and nodding and was only here to serve the purpose of the trophy gf, it might be different~

Scott has his mistress for the extra curricular really kinky sex, without worrying about you. Just keep the STD testing up to date, keke.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:40 pm

Erodalak wrote:I am Vietnamese =\

don't be ashamed. Most of the best asian strippers and porn stars are Vietnamese.

In all honestly where I live in OC it's overrun by vietnamese people and godamn they have some of the hottest women around.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:41 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:well.. i can only speak for some people, but there *are* relationships where there's enough putting out that you don't have to demand it

perhaps therein lies your problem~

Right I agree. But in the case where you aren't getting enough ass for whatever reason and you have to ask and the chick doesn't deliver I think drastic action is in order.

Like fucking her sister on cam.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:42 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:
lyion wrote:You're a chick, you can't understand.

Maybe =b but I think if Scott ever looked at me and demanded sex, I'd spit in his face

He gets laid plenty, gets dinner brought to him every night and gets a clean house, he also gets half the bills paid. Now, if I wasn't working, was just smiling and nodding and was only here to serve the purpose of the trophy gf, it might be different~

If my name was scott I would probably take my wang across your face with intense vigor and then go pawn your wedding ring until you learned to behave like a good girl.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:48 pm

The best thing ever said to a woman was from my friend Scott (not Chable). He tells this girl "Look bitch, it's not gonna suck itself." while looking at his junk. What does she do? She starts sucking his cock.