Found a Easy girl for you ralf..

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:08 am

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16601093&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=cure-me-with-sex--name_page.html

CURE ME WITH SEX
A WOMAN has taken out a full page advert in a newspaper asking for sex to help cure her cancer.

Divorcee Elisaveta, 30, explained in the ad: "Doctors have discovered two lumps in my breast.

"They have told me the best way to beat cancer and stop the spread is to have sex."

Her plea in top Russian daily Moscow Komsomolets added: "The ideal candidate would need to have sex with me every two days for at least a year."

A cancer specialist told the paper: "To avoid this cancer after a certain age, three sex sessions a week are necessary."

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:37 pm

hah! how can they post an article like that with no pic?! damn russians!

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:39 pm

is that a joke.. since when does sex cure breast cancer

sounds like she just got a divorce and no one else wants used goods and she's horny

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:51 pm

if no picture chances are she is gonna look like the zanchief pic from Street Fighter. Beard and all.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:56 pm

Sex cures cancer. So all the money the US allocate for cancer research should go to prostitutes and bordellos.

araby · Post by **araby** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:30 pm

take it from your friendly message board whore...sex cures everything!

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:53 pm

does it cure the aids, because oh boy, wouldn't that be something else.

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:04 am

Ashly wrote:take it from your friendly message board whore...sex cures everything!

My girlfriend is just now figuring this out. I convinced her to do it even though she had a migraine, half an hour later, migraine was gone and she was thanking me.

Then she sprained her elbow the other night, I convinced her to try, shortly thereafter she was feeling better. Go figure?

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:41 am

Gypsiyee wrote:is that a joke.. since when does sex cure breast cancer

sounds like she just got a divorce and no one else wants used goods and she's horny

that's a hypthosis I'd like to test with Cathrine Zetta-Jones.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:32 pm

Jesus wrote:
Ashly wrote:take it from your friendly message board whore...sex cures everything!

My girlfriend is just now figuring this out. I convinced her to do it even though she had a migraine, half an hour later, migraine was gone and she was thanking me.

Then she sprained her elbow the other night, I convinced her to try, shortly thereafter she was feeling better. Go figure?

sex releases loads of endorphins that relieve all sorts of aches and pains although it might cause new aches and pains if you're vigorous enough hehe

so if you ask your wife or GF for sex and she says no i have a headache, she's actually being a frigid bitch

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:28 pm

Hands don't have headaches.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:14 pm

carple tunnel

araby · Post by **araby** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:10 pm

tit's the truth. You all laugh at me, and I laugh at you back. (Pain-free!)

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:25 pm

Damn, regular sex sessions and you don't have to give up an xbox 360 for it. Good deal.

belfior · Post by **belfior** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:59 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:is that a joke.. since when does sex cure breast cancer

sounds like she just got a divorce and no one else wants used goods and she's horny

This is where i come in!

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:24 pm

If your wife or girlfriend isn't putting out on fucking COMMAND you are not being mean enough to them often enough.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:33 pm

you're single, yes?

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:37 am

sometimes I wish.. i'm juggling right now like crazy! i have to can some girls out of the rotation but I can't fucking decide.

Ok which should I lose... I'll let the board decide:

Vietnamese
Chinese
Japanese or the
Korean?

I'm really not kidding here either. I have all of asia on my nuts right now and one country has to go.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:42 am

bye bye china

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:44 am

Gaazy wrote:bye bye china

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:06 am

get rid of vietnamese

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:39 am

i say the vietnamese, cant help but think of every nam war movie when i think of vietnamese women.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:25 am

Chine...run her over like the college kids in the Tianemen Square.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:38 am

Ashly wrote:tit's the truth. You all laugh at me, and I laugh at you back. (Pain-free!)

You made me do the evil laugh out loud, and for this I love you.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:46 am

I had to post this today because on the way to work yesterday Dr. Dean Edell was talking about how when people are sick Sex actually helps reduce cold symptoms. It seems during sex the body releases alot more white blood cells as well as other hormones that the body uses to fight certain diseases.

His phrase which made me laugh so loud I almost ran off the road was..

So Yes, a new saying could be Sex a day keeps the doctor away