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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:01 pm
by Jazendar
Good observation Ero~

:boots:

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:43 pm
by Captain Insano
Post pics of this girl... If she's hot she can sleep in my closet, unless I need her for sex.

I'll even get her a bus pass.

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:12 pm
by Martrae
Envelope stuffing is a scam. Unless, you are really talking about porn. ;)

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:19 am
by Spliffs
I would say she probably would have a hard time moving with no money. It's not like you just walk into the big city and they offer you an apartment, a job, and a car.

I noticed you mentioned stripping... so like someone else suggested, tell her to get a webcam. No need for a car for that. She just better hide it well from the parents. :D

Better yet - have her "perform" at your house. Then you get a free strip show, AND you get to come off as the friendly and helpful guy.

I'm sure this will lead to nookie.

OMG I AM BRILLIANT.

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:55 am
by Minrott
She must have an aversion to working on a farm then?

Tell her to put her hair up her pretty little head and start milking cows for the nieghbor. My whole life I've lived in small farm towns and had no trouble finding a farmer who needed a hand. Even in college I drove 30 miles out of town to work on a farm rather than doing some bullshit fast food/busboy crap.