Need advice for a friend (bloggish)

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:21 pm

If you lived in a farm in a small ass town, were like a thousand in debt and could not find a job anywhere in town, what would you do to get an income?

Parents won't loan anything or let her borrow a car. They feed her and give her a roof, that's it.

Even McDonald's isn't hiring.

No houses nearby for babysitting opportunities.

Has a handsome collection of DVD's that she could ebay, but not enough to buy a car with, at least one that won't leave her on the side of the road.

Parent's can drive her to work sometimes, but not that often. They won't drive her at all if she decides to take up stripping.

I'm stumped personally.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:33 pm

Prostitution, and why did you post this in "EVERQUEST general discussion"?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:33 pm

bah wrong forum

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:42 pm

become an avon consultant

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:47 pm

no car.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:52 pm

Home-based internet business.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:53 pm

Mindia wrote:Home-based internet business.

Elaborate a bit.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:55 pm

all she needs is a ride around to visit her customers every two weeks

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:05 pm

uhhh fuckin move into a town with more than one stopsign?

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:12 pm

Mindia wrote:Home-based internet business.

Ayup. I've already (briefly) talked to you about this.

My ex even had a....kind of like an online store. You buy from wholesalers and sell the product with a small markup and it ships directly to them. If that's something you want to know about also, I can try and get in touch with him to get more info. Oh and something about you can network with other people and you can hire....I dont know.

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:21 pm

Offer 'hayrides' up in the loft....

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:52 am

I vote she sluts herself out on craigslist... if she can't afford a car start having her camwhoring until she can get a jalopy to drive herself to her trick's houses.

Buy her a 40 dollar webcam in exchange for 70 percent of the profits and free blowjobs.

If she doesn't like this idea invest in some heroine to get her strung out first.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:00 am

Or just move.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:09 am

Find a job and try to fit the schedule around her parents schedule until she makes friends and then bum rides too and from work. If she wanted to be a stripper, she could have enough money in a few shifts for that.

Post by **DangerPaul** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:25 am

If she is good looking, she can come stay with me until things turn around.

Guikkoroz · Post by **Guikkoroz** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:34 am

kill the parents
collect life insurance

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:39 am

She can always rob a bank. There's probably a small percentage of anal rape in women's prison. That's the only thing that's keeping me from mustering the courage.

leah · Post by **leah** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:58 am

DangerPaul wrote:If she is good looking, she can come stay with me until things turn around.

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haha does this go for me as well? i am dirt poor and graduating soon, with no jobbie yet. :ugh:

getting worried...

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:44 pm

Darcler wrote:
Mindia wrote:Home-based internet business.

Ayup. I've already (briefly) talked to you about this.

My ex even had a....kind of like an online store. You buy from wholesalers and sell the product with a small markup and it ships directly to them. If that's something you want to know about also, I can try and get in touch with him to get more info. Oh and something about you can network with other people and you can hire....I dont know.

Yeah, it's a great option if you can get that going... but it's no cakewalk, for sure.

I tried it for awhile, didn't work out well though. =p Had to go through lame legal red tape for like 1 1/2 months (the local government had one dude who just never bothered to show up to sign the paperwork who needed to, and the state government lost my application the first time><) to get the licenses and paperwork needed to buy from wholesalers, and then it turned out that ebay is already flooded with people doing the same - and most items have about 12 unbid-on listings that are marked up so slimly that it wasn't worth the time. ;/

But yeah... if you want to buy stuff from wholesalers to resell online, you need a business license (from local government), and a state retailer's tax ID number. If you can find a good niche it can be really great money relative to the low-key minimal work involved in running it, or so I've heard.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:10 pm

She's broke. I think the envellope stuffing thing is perfect

Menlaan · Post by **Menlaan** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:31 pm

Post pics of your friend.

Menlaan

Post by **DangerPaul** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:33 pm

DangerPaul wrote:If she is good looking, she can come stay with me until things turn around.

answer the fucking question jay !

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:45 pm

If she was good looking she wouldn't have asian friends.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:54 pm

DangerPaul wrote:
DangerPaul wrote:If she is good looking, she can come stay with me until things turn around.

answer the fucking question jay !

She's pretty cute I'd say. I'd tap that ass if I could (=\). I'll let her know Paul =P.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:56 pm

Menlaan wrote:Post pics of your friend.

Menlaan

The only one's I have are kinda revealing. She was tryin to send em to her bf in the military and wanted me to critique them. That or she was sending an obvious signal of potential bangage that my stupid ass totally missed. Now that I think about it, fuck...