Brown Recluse Spiders...

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ick. Imagine that thing biting your cock.
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Yeah, it's a nice and easy way to die.

The increased bloodflow from your cock would spread the venom at such an advanced pace it's scary to think about it.
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Damn, here's another critter that can kill you:

http://www.friendsofsaguaro.org/scorpion-bark.html

This brainchild is holding one in his hand!

http://www.friendsofsaguaro.org/scorpio ... ailed.html
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Pictures don't work in Firefox, had to open the links in IE (ugh)
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well when i used to hike one of the things that they used to slow poisons such as those used by the Brown recluse was tobacco.. A wet wad of chewing tabbacco will absorb some of the poisons. not alot but enough to get to a doc. Make sure you grab the spider.
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You can eat bark scorpions. Just use a stick to hold it down and cut off the stinger and you're gtg. They are supposedly very tasty.
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Raw, sauteed, fried, or baked?
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raw
most scorpions taste pretty good.
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mmm... scorpions... lobsters of the land, shrimp of the sand.
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That's gross.
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I saw it on Survivorman so it must be true!
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lobsters of the land are cockroaches...
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How's that? Cockroaches don't have pincers nor a tasty curly tail...
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they are both bottom feeders. go find out what a lobster eats. The look at the cockroach. Lobsters are just the cockroaches of the sea. Think about that the next time you order a tail from Red Lobster.
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a friend of mine got this strange bite on her shin that she noticed when she got up... by the end of the day it was a cylindrical wound that was about a 1/2 inch in diameter that went about an inch deep into her leg...

she would have to visit the doctor during the week because they would have to use a tool to SCRAPE THE INSIDE OF THE WOUND AND SCOOP OUT THE DEAD AND ROTTEN FLESH......

damn dude.
Hey.. come on... I mean. It's not like it's ROCKET SURGERY....

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kaharthemad wrote:they are both bottom feeders. go find out what a lobster eats. The look at the cockroach. Lobsters are just the cockroaches of the sea. Think about that the next time you order a tail from Red Lobster.


QFT. Crabs are even worse... they will also eat fecal matter. At least lobsters will hunt live prey too in addition to being bottom feeders.
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