Zombie Hunting

Scoota McGee · Post by **Scoota McGee** » Thu May 06, 2004 1:26 pm

Tossica wrote:
Scoota McGee wrote:You bunch of racist, red-necked, cowboy fascists! Have you ever stopped to consider WHY the zombies want to kill us and eat our brains? It's our own fault! Our culture is an insult to them and their 9th century ways. It's our responsibility to apologize to them and make amends. Also, I'm sure we all know the real reason we kill zombies... It's so those right-wing vultures at Halliburton can make a buck.

Wrong. Halliburton made the virus that created the Zombies because business was slow and they were on the verge of having to cancel the "Zombie Containment and Incineration Facility" program.

Curses, you've figured out our nefarious scheme! We'll be sending the Zombies to take your ass out now...

Damn I wish I had my other laptop with Photoshop.
[Space reserved for picture of a zombie with a Halliburton logo on it]

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Thu May 06, 2004 2:58 pm

Damn I wish I had my other laptop with Photoshop.

I wish had a means to host my photoshop work

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu May 06, 2004 4:03 pm

personally i prefer the tried-and-true method which involves a floor-length black trenchcoat and shades and a huge-ass daikatana

who needs guns when you've got style and grace

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Thu May 06, 2004 4:54 pm

you have about as much style as trailor trash barbie.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu May 06, 2004 4:57 pm

man you're wrong about that :cool:

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Thu May 06, 2004 5:06 pm

Ok if your hunting zombies. lure them to you house. Have one of these mounted. This is the ultimate zombie killer.

Contractor:Raytheon Systems Company (formerly Hughes Missile Systems Company and purchased from General Dynamics Pomona Division in 1992)
Weight: 12,500 pounds (5,625 kg) - Later models: 13,600 pounds (6,120 kg)
Range: Classified
Gun Type: M-61A1 Gatling
Type of Fire: 3,000 rounds per minute - Later models: 4,500 rounds/min (starting 1988 production, Pneumatic Gun Drive)
Magazine Capacity: 989 rounds - Later models: 1,550 rounds
Caliber: 20mm
Ammunition: Armor Piercing Discarding Sabot (APDS), Depleted Uranium sub-caliber penetrator. Penetrator changed to Tungsten 1988. Block 1B will incorporate the new Enhanced Lethality Cartridge with a heavier penetrator.
Sensors: Self-contained search and track radar with integrated FLIR

at 4500 rounds a minute. that is a WHOLE lot of love for you.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Thu May 06, 2004 5:07 pm

nice shades, I retract my previous comment due to well placed emoticon.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Thu May 06, 2004 5:19 pm

Saw one of those cannonbs in action at a naval demonstraion. They used 50 Clay pigeons and launched them from the back of the Kidd. That cannon finished all 50 of those things in less than 2 seconds. The words "Respect the Zombie killer" come to mind.

Athrok · Post by **Athrok** » Thu May 06, 2004 6:36 pm

I'll just use my infinate ammo cheat.

Fucknuts! The world froze >/

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu May 06, 2004 8:15 pm

damnit i was packing and moving home when ralf made his zombie posts, sigh, why are they so fun to read

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri May 07, 2004 1:46 pm

thxu... i think this thread deserves more attention... i wonder where horendus is?

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Fri May 07, 2004 3:48 pm

What do you do when you meet up with a little girl thats only good for climbing through small holes that you can't fit through? I mean, it all worked out when events happened to Claire in the past, but nowadays I don't think a little girl is safe during a zombie attack, but I digress. I'd probably go with a nice beretta with plenty of ammo and a katana in case I had to get my hands dirty, or if I got bored of picking em off from a bit of a distance, and wanted to chop off their limbs and torture them before destroying their black souls.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri May 07, 2004 4:10 pm

You can't torture a zombie, he's already dead, he feels no pain

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Fri May 07, 2004 4:30 pm

Still, you can mess with it and not feel bad, cause its not like you're doing it to something that feels pain and isn't evil.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri May 07, 2004 4:43 pm

Johnn has a point.. it would be kinda fun to blow off one arm and a leg, and watch it scoot around on the floor in a circle.

You could even let your kids kick it and stuff.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Fri May 07, 2004 6:25 pm

yeah where is greg, he would at a lot to this like ralf said

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Fri May 07, 2004 6:55 pm

silvestra wrote:You can't torture a zombie, he's already dead, he feels no pain

Anyone can be totured with enough rerun episodes of Leave it to Beaver and Brady Bunch. It is a known law that cant be broken anywhere

Minrott · Post by **Minrott** » Fri May 07, 2004 9:23 pm

Little girls that can crawl through small spaces are only useful until they slow you down. Then you cut them loose and use them as bait when you're outnumbered and don't have the concentrated firepower to defend more people than yourself.

There is no room for emotional attatchment in the ZLF.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri May 07, 2004 10:17 pm

Johnn of War wrote:Still, you can mess with it and not feel bad, cause its not like you're doing it to something that feels pain and isn't evil.

Hmmm good point

Nanumren · Post by **Nanumren** » Sun May 09, 2004 11:51 am

The best way to kill zombies is that you need some break dancing ninjas.... Impress the zombie folk and maim!

Die Zombie!

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sun May 09, 2004 6:29 pm

Nanumren wrote:The best way to kill zombies is that you need some break dancing ninjas.... Impress the zombie folk and maim!

Die Zombie!

Have you learned nothing from Michael Jackson videos? The ninjas turn into werewolves because of the fumes from zombies then you got zombies and werevoles chasing your ass.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sun May 09, 2004 9:10 pm

I believe in the ..........POWER OF THE LORD, he keeps me from evil. Get thee BEHIND ME SATAN. Sorry, just got off the phone with Mindia.

Post by **Ganzo** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:07 pm

i know zombie huntin aint no sport, but is it a LEEZure?

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:43 pm

It is considered by many to be a sport.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:20 pm

Now that I'm an ordained minister I will now be packing holy water on my zombie hunting trips.