I just changed...

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:03 am

...the stinkiest fucking diaper I have ever come across.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:06 am

It wasn't that bad. I only had it on for a week.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:10 am

that made me lol irl

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:00 pm

Did it smell of curry? *dryheave*

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:05 pm

it was the stinky dirty diaper of a two yr old who shoulda been trained a fucking year ago..his mom was sposed to take his dad to an operation..they ended up not having to do that today, so she strolls in an hour late talking about how full she is because they decided to go eat instead...

the only reason i didn't kill her is cuz she gives me rides everyday since my car broke down..well..i pay her more than enough gas money and i bought her family 25 bucks worth of groceries the other day so they wouldn't starve..so it isn't like i deserve this kind of shit

i am such a fucking pushover that sometimes..i want to bang clothespins into the noses of my "friends"

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:11 pm

Ummm, I don't know many children who were trained at one year old. THey are just learning to walk.

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:16 pm

Heh man, I know what you mean. For some reason whenever my sister in law drops off my nephew who's 18 months, he proceeds to take the biggest, smelliest dookie. It's as if he knows he's coming over so he holds it in :cry:

But a 2 yr old not being potty trained isn't all that uncommon. I would think between 2 and 3 is a good age to have that down. You're a mom so I know you know this, maybe your kids were early birds at it. When I did a stint as a teachers assistant at this daycare a few years ago, there was a boy who was four... FOUR, who wore diapers. Nobody wanted to change him so we had to teach him how to "disarm" himself and wipe his own ass. We had him litterally drop his messy diaper into a double plastic bag so we could dispose of it right outside. After a while, we told his mother that she really needs to train him at home or we could either charge more from her, or cancel his registration the following term.

Anyway, good luck Sandi~ And God speed lol.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:17 pm

he turned 2 tow months ago and he should have been trained within the first couple of weeks of his second year.

yes 1 yr is impressive for potty training, but not unheard of

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:06 pm

My brother in law supposedly was running by the age of 6 or 7 months.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:11 pm

My oldest son was half trained by 2 and 9 months. On his third birthday my Mom sent him Power Ranger Underoos, and told him he couldn't wear them until he started going potty like a big boy, he has been fully trained snce the day he turned three.

My youngest was about 2 and a half or so, but also going through the divorce at that time, and it was hard on him. He is 4 years old now, and very rarely has accidents. But now and again, like the time I took him to the play area in the grocery store, and as soon as I put him in I got buzzed because he had to pee, so the next time, I asked him if he had to pee, and he said no, I said, If they buzz me because you have to pee, I am going to spank you for lying. When I picked him up, he had peed his pants. I felt horrible.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:11 pm

shit thread

get it? :copper:

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:16 pm

I get it.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:21 pm

hahaha

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:40 pm

I worked in the 2 year old room at a day care. We were still potty training, though half the class pretty much had it down.
There was a boy in the 3 year old class next to me that shat his pants daily. The teacher would send him to our room (had the bathroom connected) and he would shuffle to us and we knew just to open the door, throw his clean clothes on the toilet and have him change himself. It was getting to be too much.

Hailey is eating banana snackies. I will be changing a large poo soon (she didnt go last night so she is saving up for the motherload)

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:45 pm

Give me those goats Darcler.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:49 pm

No way man. You dont want to sex me.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:50 pm

Gimme I'll sex you after

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:51 pm

You're a liar

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:55 pm

Promise

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:05 pm

Do what me and Martrae did...we had those electric dog collars...everytime the kid shit him/herself after the age of 10 months we shocked him...all of ours were trained in less then a year...however the littlest one has that twitch on the left side of the face...hmm..most likely unrelated.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:52 pm

Good idea! I'm heading our to Petsmart tomorrow to try it out.
But, Hailey is missing the whole left side of her face where Jackjack bit it off. And sometimes when I am blowing smoke into her face, she coughs so hard she poops. I know thats not REALLY her fault, so I dont want punishment there.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:01 pm

Nobody wanted to change him so we had to teach him how to "disarm" himself and wipe his own ass.

hahahahaha

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:06 am

kaharthemad wrote:Do what me and Martrae did...we had those electric dog collars...everytime the kid shit him/herself after the age of 10 months we shocked him...all of ours were trained in less then a year...however the littlest one has that twitch on the left side of the face...hmm..most likely unrelated.

ROFL!

Ok, that made me spit my coffee. Thanks Kahar. <3

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:19 am

NP thats what im here for...moral support of the crew

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:54 am

Talked about this scenario in class today. The professor has a theory that children can not be fully potty trained at one year of age. It is most likely that the parent knows the "signs" that the baby is about to let a load and gets the baby to the bathroom in time. THis came up because a girl swears she was potty trained by 1.