A couple, both rednecks had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".
The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, they would choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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